guitarman
03-24-2004, 01:19 PM
this thread is for people like me that r wierd, bored and have an imagination. i got this basically from pointless posts. u have battles with things that u normaly wouldnt fight with. say dead fish dead sankes rotten egg gernades... k 2 rules no nomal wepons and no spells(which kraft) of any kind. k a quick example would be: bob has a dead fish and thrusts at chriss chriss pulls out his dead snake and deflects the thrust and so forth.


guitar man is ready his dead snake in hand.

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 01:43 PM
Alrighhht!~! Good idea guitarmanmanman!

Drops a dishdetergent bomb on guitarman from a WW1 bomber

guitarman
03-24-2004, 01:52 PM
guitar man just barly gets out of the cleaner zone. goes and gets in his P51 mastang (WW2 fighter) and shoots spooled limen boolets at the bomber.

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 02:43 PM
MW jumps out of the plane and opens the parachute and when he got down to the ground he ... ... uh ... durn I can't think of anything... Could we use real weapons *eyes grow huge* WE CANN?? great

He set up a Surface to Air MLRS (multi launch rocket system) and shot GM out of the sky... heh heh hehhhh...

guitarman
03-24-2004, 02:48 PM
ok i guess but profirably no guns only things to take people out of airplanes and cars stuff like that please keep with strang wepons.
GM pulls out his parachute and lands on the ground and charges MW with his dead snake and swings at MW.

bob
03-24-2004, 03:56 PM
Bob pulls out a Platapus and slaps everyone with it :D

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 04:53 PM
MW gets slapped, and laughs at GM slapping himself. Then Bubba walks in confuzedly and gets knocked out by getting smacked.

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:11 PM
ya good one that is what i get for useing subtitles

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 05:12 PM
LOL that was fun... MW Fires Bubba and calls in a paintball airstrike and runs for cover.

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:15 PM
GM gets slaped and rillizes platapuses r poisness. pulls his anti platapus poison out and drinks it. and laughs at MW for not think about that. and GM pulls out his metel guitar and starts hitting bob with it.

bob
03-24-2004, 05:24 PM
Bob blins GM with Toothpaste... and then starts attacking his ear with a tooth brush

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 05:26 PM
*calls in new air raid of Listerine*

bob
03-24-2004, 05:29 PM
*shoots Jello at Planes* *covers the battlefield with Jell-o, the offbrzand kind that tastes real bad*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:39 PM
after being blinded he gets up and slips on some nasty jello and gets some diet charry soda(wouldn't that be sic) and skwerts it in every bodys face.

bob
03-24-2004, 05:41 PM
*Bob picks up random midgets and starts throwing them at people*

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 05:43 PM
Planes crash and the aliens pilots have a fit. Aliens walk over to bob and chew them out then they walk over to MW and say they quit.

The Jello ships come over and blow up the Jello artillery gun.

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:44 PM
GM dose a matrex dodges midgets but slips in some soda.

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:46 PM
then GM gets somehot water balloons and throws them at the jello ships and melts them. hehehehehe

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 05:47 PM
NUU you cahnt du that!! Waks GM with a stale french bread loaf

guitarman
03-24-2004, 05:50 PM
GM pulls his own stale french bred loaf and says your loaf isn't as long as mine. hehehehehehehe

bob
03-24-2004, 05:55 PM
*Bob takes the rukes to this thread and bashes everyone with it*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:00 PM
por bob has ate to many tacos so he can't bash GM

bob
03-24-2004, 06:04 PM
*me gets Flying Monkeys to poke GM repeatidly*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:07 PM
GM scares the monkeys off with his dead snake who all the sudden became alive and bit GM for giveing him a bad bruse on the head

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 06:12 PM
beats GM And Bob with a broom

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:15 PM
hey don't make me send my crazy monkey lizard at u.

completely_nuts
03-24-2004, 06:18 PM
*starts knocking people out with frozen salmon*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:20 PM
hey been wondering how long it would take for CN(completely_nuts) to get here. and GM sicks his monkey lizard on CN

mysterious-wave
03-24-2004, 06:22 PM
*knocked out cold by the salmon but then wakes up due to the smell of old Jello* Thats it!

*sends a massive "wave" of Orangatangs running through the trees to eat every last bit of Jello and Salmon.

completely_nuts
03-24-2004, 06:23 PM
dude, i only get on once a day ;D i can't find things all in a minute....


*stuffs a dead herring down guitarman's throat*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:28 PM
gags and throws up on CN. and says "do that again and i will pull out the guitar again". wahahahahahahaha

completely_nuts
03-24-2004, 06:30 PM
*chucks the herring at him and runs to take a shower* SOAP!!!!!! I NEED SOAP!!!!! *decides to not make people eat the fish anymore*

guitarman
03-24-2004, 06:41 PM
catches the herring and crams it down CN throat.

unshakeable15
03-24-2004, 09:43 PM
where's the love? ???

sersiously, why (even if it's not real & includes herrings & midgets) is there a need for a fighting thread? unless someone can convince me otherwise, i'm going to lock this thread. i know it doesn't promote violence, but still, there's not need to "pretend fight." :-\