firefryer
05-07-2004, 12:01 PM
Does anyone out there still like SpongeBob? It's still my favorite show. :-\ ???
BTW, I made up a song about SpongeBob. Let me fig out a way to get it on this computer instead of my computer (which doesn't have internet connection).
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It looks like I have to type it out. Here we go...
That's Life
A SpongeBob SquarePants Song (From the poing-of-view of SpongeBob SquarePants)
Verse 1:
Here I lie in the kitchen of the Krusty Krab
Where I make my Krabby Patties juicy and fat.
I use my spatula to do that
And I wear my Krusty Krab uniform hat.
I walked out of the kitchen to ask my boss for a raise.
He said, "No, 'cause you forgot to put mayonnaise
On a Krabby Patty, so you need to change your ways
Then just maybe, then just maybe I'll give you a raise."
I thought about it, then I said, "Okay."
I went back to the kitchen which was silver and gray.
I wondered why I was even getting paid
'Cause working here was actually really great.
Outside the window I saw Patrick
He said, "SpongeBob, doesn't working there make you sick?"
I said, "No." He said, "What about being on Nick?"
I said, "No, but my boss's skull is really thick."
Chorus:
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But work isn't over yet.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But I don't have my net.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
With my best friend, Patrick.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But I have other stamps to lick...(What?)
Verse 2:
I made Krabby Patties the whole burger flippin' day.
Even though I didn't cook them well, they tasted okay.
And with the Krustomers, all that happened was they
Ate the Krabby Patties the whole burger flippin' day.
I looked up, and there I saw Squidward.
"Order up! One Krabby Patty!" was what I heard.
He also said, "And don't be a nerd."
And I can't think of another rhyming word.
I put a patty on the grill
And after a while, I will
Flip the patty over to fry the other side on the grill
So it gets cooked well and the Krustomer won't get ill.
A little later, Patrick was in the kitchen.
I didn't know why he was there to begin.
He said I was just a big chicken
'Cause I could leave the Krusty Krab without my boss bursting in.
Chorus 2:
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Even though I like working here.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Just like a pioneer.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
'Cause today is the day I want to.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Instead of having lunch to work through...
Bridge:
I could leave the kitchen with Patrick
I I wanted to.
I could go jellyfishing with Patrick
And have no work to do.
I could get out of here with Patrick
And catch the jellyfish.
Just being able to hangout wtih Patrick
Is my most desired wish.
Chorus 3:
I have left to go jellyfishing
Instead of working.
I have left to go jellyfishing
And catch the jellyfish king.
I have left to go jellyfishing
With my best friend Patrick.
I have left to go jellyfishing
On my show on Nick!
END
BTW, I made up a song about SpongeBob. Let me fig out a way to get it on this computer instead of my computer (which doesn't have internet connection).
---------------------------------------------------------------
It looks like I have to type it out. Here we go...
That's Life
A SpongeBob SquarePants Song (From the poing-of-view of SpongeBob SquarePants)
Verse 1:
Here I lie in the kitchen of the Krusty Krab
Where I make my Krabby Patties juicy and fat.
I use my spatula to do that
And I wear my Krusty Krab uniform hat.
I walked out of the kitchen to ask my boss for a raise.
He said, "No, 'cause you forgot to put mayonnaise
On a Krabby Patty, so you need to change your ways
Then just maybe, then just maybe I'll give you a raise."
I thought about it, then I said, "Okay."
I went back to the kitchen which was silver and gray.
I wondered why I was even getting paid
'Cause working here was actually really great.
Outside the window I saw Patrick
He said, "SpongeBob, doesn't working there make you sick?"
I said, "No." He said, "What about being on Nick?"
I said, "No, but my boss's skull is really thick."
Chorus:
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But work isn't over yet.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But I don't have my net.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
With my best friend, Patrick.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
But I have other stamps to lick...(What?)
Verse 2:
I made Krabby Patties the whole burger flippin' day.
Even though I didn't cook them well, they tasted okay.
And with the Krustomers, all that happened was they
Ate the Krabby Patties the whole burger flippin' day.
I looked up, and there I saw Squidward.
"Order up! One Krabby Patty!" was what I heard.
He also said, "And don't be a nerd."
And I can't think of another rhyming word.
I put a patty on the grill
And after a while, I will
Flip the patty over to fry the other side on the grill
So it gets cooked well and the Krustomer won't get ill.
A little later, Patrick was in the kitchen.
I didn't know why he was there to begin.
He said I was just a big chicken
'Cause I could leave the Krusty Krab without my boss bursting in.
Chorus 2:
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Even though I like working here.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Just like a pioneer.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
'Cause today is the day I want to.
I wanna leave and go jellyfishing
Instead of having lunch to work through...
Bridge:
I could leave the kitchen with Patrick
I I wanted to.
I could go jellyfishing with Patrick
And have no work to do.
I could get out of here with Patrick
And catch the jellyfish.
Just being able to hangout wtih Patrick
Is my most desired wish.
Chorus 3:
I have left to go jellyfishing
Instead of working.
I have left to go jellyfishing
And catch the jellyfish king.
I have left to go jellyfishing
With my best friend Patrick.
I have left to go jellyfishing
On my show on Nick!
END