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06-21-2004, 06:08 PM
*takes a look at the old thread*

wooo-eee, that's one mighty whopper of a thread ya got yurself there. yup. mi-ghty big. you might want to hang that one up on a scale and take a piture wit it.

*hands next poster a picture with the old thread at 102 pages*

06-21-2004, 06:10 PM
*thanks mike the global moderator.. decides the picture is soo purty.. it has to be framed*
*frames the picture of the old thread*
*hands next poster a framed picture of the old thread*

06-21-2004, 06:10 PM
*takes three and a half days to read it, then looks at the time and shaves*

*hands shavings to the next poster so they can throw it away*

06-23-2004, 11:49 AM
ewww.. *throws away shavings*

*hands next poster my new pillar cd*

06-23-2004, 11:50 AM
*takes it and thanks last poster*

*realizes his CD player is busted. Smashes CD played and asks next poster to TOSS IT in the trash*

06-23-2004, 11:53 AM
*throws cd player away*

*gives next poster a ticket to disney world*

06-23-2004, 11:54 AM
*rips the ticket apart*

*asks next poster to wake him if he falls asleep. Falls asleep*

06-23-2004, 11:56 AM
*wakes disciple up* *smiles*

*hands next poster candy and lots of it*

06-23-2004, 11:58 AM
*eats candy... doesn't help*

*thanks next poster for trying*

06-23-2004, 12:00 PM
< *says your welcome to ^*

*sings to next poster*

06-23-2004, 12:01 PM
*falls asleep*

*snores slightly at next poster*

06-23-2004, 12:03 PM
*wakes ^ up again*

*says hi to next poster*

06-23-2004, 12:04 PM

*rubs eyes. Asks next poster the time.*

06-23-2004, 12:06 PM
*tells ^ the time is 4:05*

*sighs < is bored*

06-23-2004, 12:07 PM
*says "you live on the eastern part of the country. Its around 3:00 here"*

*Tries to cheer next poster up*

06-23-2004, 12:09 PM
* < is still bored, but I'm ok*

*hands next poster a baseball*

06-23-2004, 12:11 PM
*throws baseball backwards, accidentally breaks a window*

*runs and hides behind next poster*

06-23-2004, 02:53 PM
*tells owner of the broken window that the window breaker ran that way (points in the opposite direction)*

*passes out some of the chocy buns that i made in cookery class last week*

06-23-2004, 06:20 PM
*eats the chocy! Chocy chocy chocy!*

*spreads the word about the lovliness of chocy to next poster*

06-24-2004, 03:06 AM
*thanks last poster for such nice compliments about the chocy*

*throws her old trainers at next poster.....they're a little muddy*

06-25-2004, 05:33 PM
*throwss trainers out*

*throws a laundry machine at next poster*

06-25-2004, 05:37 PM
*is squished under the laundry machine*

*asks next poster for help*

06-25-2004, 05:39 PM
Sorry, sometimes I have impulsiz for no reason at all, *lifts ^ up*

*hands next poster a fake apple with a grenade hidden inside*

06-25-2004, 05:47 PM
*takes a bite of the apple, chomps down on grenade* ooh sour apple with an explosive taste this time! lol.

*gives next poster a handful of good n plentys*

06-25-2004, 05:57 PM
*accepts, but then realizes that a gohstie gave him one*

*hands next poster a flashlite

06-25-2004, 07:22 PM
*blinds previous poster with flashlight*

*passes the flashlight on to next poster*

06-25-2004, 07:52 PM
*flashes in his eyes a bright enough light to wake his energy... but is too tired*

*tells next poster to put the flashlight somewhere.*

06-28-2004, 08:08 AM
*hides in under a box*

*throws her broken computer at next poster*

06-28-2004, 10:51 AM
Ohhh I just can't trust you all with anything... *takes back flashlite*

Hands next poster a ballon

06-28-2004, 11:29 AM
*fills it with water*
*throws it at next poster and hides behind a chair* heehee

06-28-2004, 11:37 AM
*hides from the balloon*

*lets it hit next poster* hee hee

06-28-2004, 11:48 AM
*stands there looking wet and a little confused at how the balloon manged to work its way back to me*

WOW! a boomerang water

*tosses fish food to next poster*

06-28-2004, 11:53 AM
*sets it down*

*tosses dog food to next poster*

06-28-2004, 04:28 PM
throws it at dog

*hands next poster Zarqwis head* Hah great get back huh? heh heh heh... okay no revenge. Right ahem

*hands next poster... Dog bowl?*

06-28-2004, 04:30 PM
*pours food into dog bowl and gives it to his sleeping puppy*

*thanks last and next poster for his dog*

06-28-2004, 04:32 PM
any time

*hands next poster keys to a SVT Lightning that is <'s dad's demo, and < drove it. < says that < had the best time ever driving it for the half our that he drove it.

06-28-2004, 04:33 PM
*drives vehicle*

*asks next poster to hop in*

06-28-2004, 04:36 PM
As long as I'm drivin'

*gives next poster a F-16*

06-28-2004, 04:40 PM
*leaves it alone...*

*gives next poster some legos*

06-29-2004, 01:45 PM
*builds an awesome high tower*

*tells next poster that if they climb to the top of the awesome high lego tower they will find some chocy ;D*

06-29-2004, 01:46 PM
*climbs to the top only to find that it was already eaten before it was placed*

*"Hey..." he says to the next poster*

06-29-2004, 01:51 PM
*oops.....heehee...well it was calling to me....Laura come eat the me....*

*gives next poster the empty wrapper*

06-29-2004, 01:55 PM
*throws it away*

*asks next poster for chocy*

06-29-2004, 02:02 PM
*with her face covered in chocy < says..." wot makes u think i have any?" ::] *

*gives next poster a helium filled balloon*

06-29-2004, 02:08 PM
*lets it float away*

*laughs at the last and next poster*

06-29-2004, 02:27 PM
*looks at her shoes thinking maybe there is some toilet paper stuck to her them*

*gives next poster an awesome hug*

06-29-2004, 02:33 PM

*gives next poster a big comfy hug*

07-01-2004, 02:30 PM
just like Grandma gives. :azn:

*pinches next poster's cheek*

07-01-2004, 02:35 PM
LOL! *Rubs cheek*

*Gives next poster a big hearty pat on the back*

07-05-2004, 12:23 PM
*wonders, "Wat i do to deserve that?"
*thanx poster ^^*
*hands the next poster a HUgongo bad of skittles*

07-05-2004, 05:35 PM
*OOH! YUMMY! I love Skittles!*

*Hugs the next poster*

07-07-2004, 09:44 AM
*thanks previous poster for hug cus it cheered me up*

*applauds next poster*

07-07-2004, 09:50 AM
*Poster takes a bow*

*Kisses next poster on the cheek*

07-07-2004, 02:29 PM
*blushes like mad*

*gives next user 300 minutes on a cell phone*

07-07-2004, 08:08 PM
*YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! My cell needed minutes*

*tells next poster he wishes it were real...*

07-08-2004, 08:53 AM
*agrees with last poster about the wishing it was real*

*gives next poster random website address*

07-08-2004, 01:58 PM
you mean this website? ( ;)

*tells the next poster a secret*

07-08-2004, 03:37 PM
*listens to secret and gasps*

*tells next poster to check out the band, 38th Parallel*

07-09-2004, 08:15 AM
*already knows and LOVES 38th Parallel*

*tells next poster their shoe lace is untied*

07-09-2004, 10:09 AM
*Smiles and refuses to fall for that one*

*urges next poster to go to*

07-09-2004, 10:15 AM
*poster refuses*

*Throws book at next poster*

07-09-2004, 02:02 PM
How did you find my book? It isn't finished yet!

*Sings "Here I am to Worship" to next poster*

07-10-2004, 07:33 AM
*pulls out guitar and plays along*

*offers next poster a flashlight*

07-10-2004, 09:32 AM
*takes flashlight and runs around flashing it in peoples eyes* hahaha

*gives next poster a bar of soap*

07-10-2004, 03:22 PM
*takes a shower, for he cleaned the dogs today*

*thanks last poster and asks next poster for a towel for his hair*

07-10-2004, 04:04 PM
*gives towel*

*explains the many uses of a towel to the next poster: a means to dry off, when damp; a good weapon, a blanket, a sun-bathing platform, etc...*

07-10-2004, 04:06 PM

*asks next poster for some newspaper*

07-11-2004, 08:23 AM
*gives some newpaper*

*hands next poster a watermelon*

07-11-2004, 01:51 PM
OOH! I love watermelon!

*thanks last poster; gives next poster an orange*

08-06-2004, 11:25 PM
*throws orange at Dragon*

*slaps next poster*

08-07-2004, 09:53 AM
*sits in corner and cries*

*asks next poster for an ice pack*

08-07-2004, 06:48 PM
*hands C_N an ice pack and thanks everyone who brought this thread back*

*shows next poster the afro smilie :afro:*

08-08-2004, 10:22 AM
*sets afro on fire*

*throws next poster a training grenade launcher -the ultimate paintball weapon (ish gawts paint in the projectiles)-*

08-08-2004, 03:16 PM
*digs a hole to place it in*

*runs frantically to next poster shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!"* :D

08-09-2004, 09:40 AM
Dude, I gave it to you... *A.D runz into M-W* =thud=

*hands next poster a mullet wig*

08-09-2004, 10:35 AM
thinks its a dead animal...AGHHHH!!!!

....throws it at next poster

08-09-2004, 04:26 PM
*wig flies onto M-W's head and runs into panick as < finds out ^ put superglue on it*

*hands next poster scissors hoping he/she/it will cut the mullet wig off*

08-09-2004, 09:38 PM
*cuts wig off ^*

*passes scissors to next poster*

08-10-2004, 02:24 PM
Thanks... I guess *gives A.D a strange look*

*hands next poster a mint cuz his B.R.E.F stank.*

08-10-2004, 02:25 PM
*notices his breath**gasps**takes mint*

*passes empty wrapper to next poster :D*

08-26-2004, 01:42 PM
takes it and throws it in air and shoots it

hands empty cartridge to next poster

08-26-2004, 01:54 PM
*eats empty cartridge*

*throws up in a bucket and hands bucket to next poster*

08-27-2004, 01:23 PM
*looks into the bucket* EWWWWWWWW!!! *drops it and dances about sayin...yuck, yuck, yuck, get it away!*

*throws some malteser cake to next poster*

08-28-2004, 11:54 AM
*looks up 'melteser' cake* Hmmm... *found many words close to 'malteser' but decides to eat it any ways* can't hurt

*wonders what it tastes like* :D

*passed cocy to next poster*

08-29-2004, 05:59 PM
*throws at a dumpster*

*tosses a banaba at the next posters head*

08-30-2004, 09:41 AM
*wonders what exactly a banaba is* *holds head*

*gives next poster a monkey named loulou*

08-30-2004, 01:41 PM
Shakes head *<isn't a animal person*
Gives loulou to next unfortunate poster

08-30-2004, 02:52 PM
*looks up 'melteser' cake* Hmmm... *found many words close to 'malteser' but decides to eat it any ways* can't hurt

*wonders what it tastes like* :D

Maltesers are chocy covered honeycomb stuff....VERY yummy...u mix it up with syrup, butter, melted chocy and biscuits to make a cake.....its tasty!

*invites loulou and the next poster to a tea party :P *

08-30-2004, 04:02 PM
*Declines invitation (politely)*

*goes to see a movie with next poster*

08-31-2004, 08:50 PM
*loves the movie..... and the company too.... hehe*

*Gives next poster 5 rolls of duct tape*

09-01-2004, 05:34 PM
* < doesnt have much use for duct tape (even though it fixes EVERYTHING!)*

*Puts it up for sale on eBay and next poster coughs up 50 grand for it.*

09-01-2004, 08:29 PM
*realizes that 5 rolls of duct tape is hardly worth 50 grand and slaps herself for that moment of shopaholicism.* lol.

*hands next poster a contract to sign with Ardent Records*

09-02-2004, 04:47 AM
*gives contract to Britney Spears and she starts doing christian music and puts some clothes on*

*Makes next poster Britney Spears' project manager*

09-19-2004, 04:20 PM
*screams and runs out of the recording room*

*hands next poster WD40 and a lighter and points at a gas can*

09-20-2004, 03:28 AM
laughs evily...MUHAHAHAHA.......*starts setting random objects on fire*

*gives next poster a flaming bar of chocy*

09-20-2004, 02:44 PM
Ohhh... Hey, Laura weebird made me hot chocalate! Thanks! *bad pun*

*hands next poster a gas can*

09-20-2004, 02:54 PM
LOL.....such a bad joke...but funny none the less....

*takes gas can and uses as a exploding projectal towards next poster*

"take cover!!!"

09-20-2004, 02:56 PM
*ducks and hits next poster*

09-20-2004, 03:01 PM
"OUCH!" gud thing i was wearing my flame retardent suit otherwise i wud be toast right now!

*passes next poster some chocy chip cookies*

09-20-2004, 03:02 PM
Whats this for... strangecarbonbasedbean.

*hands next poster a couple of rockets and a RPG*

09-22-2004, 09:57 PM
*uses rpg to blow up the family van*

*gives next poster a piece of shrapnel*

09-22-2004, 10:42 PM
*takes shrapnel and stabs himself in the arm*

*Agent recieves a Purple Heart*

*gives the next poster the purple heart*

09-22-2004, 10:57 PM
*takes purple heart and stabs himself in the leg with it*

*< gets another purple heart*

*gives next poster both purple hearts*

09-23-2004, 03:04 AM
*has 2 purple hearts*

*wonders what to do with them*

*eats them*

*throws up on the next poster*

09-23-2004, 11:43 AM
*yell at ^ for not running to the bathroom*

*< jumps in river*

*gives next poster dirty laudry*

09-23-2004, 12:20 PM
*changes into dirty laundry*

*walks to next poster and hands him/her/it a thingmajig*

09-23-2004, 12:22 PM
yes, just what i almost wanted

*takes thingmajig and does s little jig*

*jigs into next poster*

09-23-2004, 12:34 PM
*stiffens arm and moves out of ^ way so that ^ runs into arm* Hah... you have a bruise now... heh... heh... *tackled*

*hands next poster a... dirty gym sock*

09-23-2004, 12:50 PM
*boils the sock in a pot*

*gives next poster a cup of dirty gym sock soup*

09-23-2004, 12:55 PM
Awww thats gross weebird... *blah*

*says thanks*

*hands next poster crackers along with dirty sock soup*

09-23-2004, 01:07 PM
*put crackers in the cup with the dirty gym sock soup until they're all soggy*

*throws soggy crackers at next poster*

09-25-2004, 08:11 AM
*dodges as if it were a scene from "The Matrix"*

*flying objects continue their assault towards the next poster*

09-25-2004, 09:27 AM
ME the next poster

*trips and falls before the flying objects hit sending me shoe ant the next poster*

09-26-2004, 01:40 PM
*catches shoe and puts it on*

ah. perfect fit.

*walks around with one shoe on*

*gives a bag of garbage to next poster*

09-27-2004, 02:54 PM
*rummages trough the garbage and finds a rotten peace of meat gets mad cow and chases the next poster*

09-27-2004, 05:58 PM
*turns around and shoots ^ with a tranquilizer dart*

*gives ^ to next poster*

12-01-2004, 06:34 PM
hey guys, let's bring this thread back to life.

12-01-2004, 06:36 PM
*takes ^^^ and leaves him in a deserted ally after giving him a shot*

*throws his empty Sierra Mist cans at the next poster*

12-01-2004, 06:40 PM
*says, "yeah, it's kinda like that" after catching one of the empty sierra mist cans*

*jumps into a pool splashing next poster*

12-01-2004, 06:41 PM
*wipes the chlorine water off his face while he watches the last poster get frozen in the pool*

*Black Yoshi melts the pool of water with Robot's blowtorch*

12-01-2004, 06:47 PM
*melt into goo*

*oozes onto next poster*

12-01-2004, 06:48 PM
*melts into goo*

*oozes onto next poster*

12-01-2004, 06:49 PM
EWW! EWW! *lets his drool off of him*

*Robot solidifies him*: 'No use ruling the world if everyone's gew... :evil:'

*hands Robot's Flamethrower to next poster for "safe keeping" :evil: :D*

12-01-2004, 09:21 PM
* :evil: uses flamethrower to burn down the preppy overrun grocery store in the middle of town where he used to work* *throws flamethrower into the fire to get rid of all evidence*

*hands a stuffed Spongebob and Patrick to next poster*

12-01-2004, 09:23 PM
*hands the dolls to Robot* *Robot instinctively shreds them to bits*

THOSE WERE GIFTS, YOU FOOL! *hits Robot upside the head*

*passes the receipt to the next poster with a polite but embarrassed smile*

12-01-2004, 09:39 PM
LOL! Don't sweat it, I got em out of a crane game.

*puts receipt in pocket* *pulls out grenade launcher and lobs one at Robot :evil: *

*warns next poster to duck and cover*

12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Huh? *gets blown into the wall behind him.* Ouch.


*Blk. Yoshi jettisons Robot at the next poster for... "fixing" :evil: :D*

12-01-2004, 09:58 PM
*prepared for just such an occasion, he pulls out an aluminum bat and smacks Robot with it while he's still in the air :evil: *

*Robot goes flying off at the next poster*

12-01-2004, 10:01 PM
*Blk. Yoshi cathes Robot with his tongue*

*...and spits him at the next poster* ROBOT TENNIS! :evil:

12-01-2004, 10:21 PM
*doesn't feel like playing tennis in the middle of winter, pulls out rocket launcher and shoots a Robot seeking missile at Robot :evil: *

*Robot explodes and his head lands in the next poster's lap*

12-01-2004, 10:25 PM
*Robot's head lands in his lap* *it sprouts legs and scitters away* I want to seriously injure whoever gave him all these upgrades...

*tosses his empty Salt 'n' Vinegar Chips bag at next poster*

12-01-2004, 10:46 PM
Gee, I'm suddenly reminded of The Thing.

>:( :'( How could you? An EMPTY bag of Salt and Vinegar chips? Man, I love salt and vinegar chips! :lick:

*curses his stupid dial up connection* 2 hours to download iTunes for Windows just because the version I had was out of date?! GRRRR! *turns around and shoots his TV* I hate American Chopper

*hands his ruined Sony Vega flat screen TV to the next poster*

12-01-2004, 10:48 PM
FLAT SCREEN?! :P *fixes it and passes it back*

*coughs* Yeah, I know how that feels.

*passes freshly opened bag of Salt 'n' Vinegar Chips to next poster* I have two whole bags left. :lick:

12-01-2004, 11:09 PM
Yeah, actually a digital flat screen.

:lick: Thanks!

*sits down eating chips watching TV for a while*

*suddenly remembers game, toss chocy dipped ice cream bar at next poster*

12-01-2004, 11:13 PM
*Blk. Yoshi catches it with his tongue and eats it* HEY! ...What? A 'reward' she extinguishing me and my house earlier? ...Ah, phooey.

*tosses empty Sierra Mist can at next poster*

12-01-2004, 11:24 PM
*hits empty can back with bat :evil: , tosses another couple of ice cream bars at next poster*

12-01-2004, 11:26 PM
*Blk. Yoshi catches them all with his tongue and accidentally swallows the can also* OH-HO-HO-HO-HO! That has GOT to sting! :D

*tosses a chocy chip cookie at the next poster while Blk. Yoshi is stunned*

12-01-2004, 11:35 PM
heh heh Thanks.

*catches cookie and eats in it one continuous move*

*tosses bag of party mix at next poster*

12-01-2004, 11:37 PM
*accepts the party mix and nibbles on it*

*asks next poster for his bag of chips back* :D

12-01-2004, 11:52 PM
*hands back half empty bag of chips* Thanks. :lick:

*chucks empty mountain dew can at next poster*

12-01-2004, 11:54 PM
You're welcome... wow you ate a lot... I usually eat half a bag a day. :lick:

*Robot catches empty can* How did YOU get back together so quickly? *Robot laughs maniacally*

*Robot throws the empty can at remarkable speeds at the next poster*

12-02-2004, 12:02 AM
lol I haven't had any in a long time, I had to catch up.

Gunther: Hey guy's what's going on? *can smack into Gunther* OW!

*laughs his head off at Gunther*

*not realizing it was an accident, Gunther chucks a jar of pickle juice at the mext poster*

12-02-2004, 12:06 AM
*Blk. Yoshi catches with his tongue and spits it at Robot*

*Robot gets angry and corrects Jon's spelling out of habit: "Next, not 'mext'. And I think you meant 'smacks into Gunther' not 'smack'."*

*chucks Robot out his window and he lands on next poster's head*

12-02-2004, 12:14 AM
OW! *stomps Robot into the dirt for landing on his head, but mostly fro correcting him :evil: * Let's see you be accurate with your typing when you're this tired!!

*sneezes at next poster*

12-02-2004, 12:16 AM
*shields himself with all the stickey notes he's posted on his computer*

*passes a pad of stickey notes to next poster* Never know when you might need 'em!

12-02-2004, 12:24 AM
lol True that.

*starts randomly putting sticky note notes on his computer monitor* *sticks one to Gunther's forehead :D *

Gunther: Hey!! *chucks jaw bone at Jon*

*dodges jaz bone, which flies toward the next poster*

12-02-2004, 12:26 AM
*catches the "Jazz" bone and listens to it* ;D

*chucks Jawbone back at Gunther at high velocity*

12-02-2004, 12:34 AM
:P lol Guess it's obvious what I was thinking about eh?

*bones magically attached back to Gunther's skull (what else is it gonna attach to!)*

*waves at next poster*

Sorry, I gotta go now.

12-02-2004, 12:37 AM
LOL guess so.

*waves at last poster* Later.

*makes waves at next poster* I dunno, couldn't think of anything better at the time. :P

12-02-2004, 03:23 AM
*looks at disciple like he's crazy*

*runs in circles around the next poster*

12-02-2004, 09:04 AM
*trips next poster with foot*


*runs from next poster*

12-02-2004, 01:00 PM
*falls over and rolls down a hill*

*"Collide"s with next poster* ;)

12-02-2004, 05:09 PM
*disciple bounces off* Good thing I'm "Invincible"!

*throws a roll of paper towels at the next poster*

12-02-2004, 05:11 PM
*wraps the PT around himself*

*chases next poster while acting like a "ghost"*

12-02-2004, 05:16 PM
::] *trips disciple* :evil:

*starts throwing staples from a stapler at the next poster*

12-02-2004, 05:17 PM
LOL *gets stapled to a wall*

*tears free and chases next poster with his Robot in hand* :D

12-02-2004, 05:46 PM
*screams* wait why am I running?
* jumps into moms mustang and chases down the robot...and the next poster *

12-02-2004, 06:57 PM

*leaps out of the way*

*flings whipped cream at next poster*

12-02-2004, 06:59 PM
yum, whipped cream

*licks whipped cream off face*

*puts cherry on next poster's head*

12-02-2004, 07:04 PM
*flicks cherry off*

*tosses next poster a peeled orange*

12-02-2004, 08:00 PM
*tries to catch peeled orange, misses and it slams into forehead* MY EYES!! MY EYES!! *runs around screaming with citric acid in his eyes*

*slips on left over banana peel, which flies into next posters face*

12-02-2004, 08:02 PM
*lets the peel hit his face and fall off slowly (like in anime! ;D) as he just stares at Jon*

*Blk. Yoshi hands Jon some eye drops*

*rolls a can of soda at next poster*

12-02-2004, 08:22 PM
*slips on "soda" :P can while working his way toward the eye drops and fall flat on his back* Ow. *takes eye drops anyway and washes out his eyes*

*throws a penny at the next poster*

12-02-2004, 08:25 PM
A penny for my thoughts? *takes penny and hands it too Robot*

Robot: OOH! I shiny penny!


*hands next poster a copy of the first two chapters of his book* Yeah, right. ::]

12-02-2004, 08:34 PM
Ohhh! Don't I wish. :D

*stares cunfusled at Robot* ::]

*offers next poster a bagel*

12-02-2004, 08:37 PM
I wish, too! :D


*takes the bagel and butters it*

*hands next poster the bagle asks 'em pop it into the microwave for 20 seconds*

12-02-2004, 08:44 PM
*wonders why D doesn't just want it toasted, but puts it in microwave anyway* *forgets to turn it on and goes the restroom*

*takes bagel out of microwave and hands it to next poster*

12-02-2004, 08:45 PM
*takes bagel*


*asks next poster to pop the bagel into the microwave and START it for 20 seconds* ::] :D

12-02-2004, 08:51 PM
*takes bagel and puts in on top of a fire cracker in the microwave and starts it for twenty seconds*

*notices confused stare from next poster* What?! That's so it'll "pop" in the microwave. ;D

12-02-2004, 08:55 PM
*watches as the microwave explodes* *shakes his head and he places his hand over his face*

*asks next poster for a replacement*

12-02-2004, 08:59 PM
*hands next poster a bagel just like they want it, after he gets up from rolling around laughing on the floor* :D

12-02-2004, 09:01 PM

*hands next poster a picture of the explosion*

12-02-2004, 09:07 PM
*hangs it over his bed so he can be sure he'll wake up happy every morning* ;D

*hands next poster a picture of Robot exploding last night* :evil:

12-02-2004, 09:13 PM
*frames it*

Robot: HEY! That's not funny!

Yeah, it is.

Robot: It is? I mean - NO IT ISN'T

::] What a dork.

*smashes his stupid printer to bits and hands its remains to the next poster*

12-02-2004, 09:17 PM
*digs a hole out back* *puts printer remains in it and starts dropping lit firecrackers in the hole* :evil:

*waves goodnight at the next poster* *resumes dropping friecrackers* :evil:

See ya later man.

12-02-2004, 09:20 PM

This printer is killing me! How can I print out my book, chapter by chapter, if it keeps having FREAKIN' PERSONAL CRISES?! ARGH! >:(

*watches the printer obliterate in pure joy* *takes some pictures*

*hands the pictures of the pretty-colored explosion to the next poster*

12-03-2004, 10:13 AM
oooooo explosions....purdy.....*grabs pictures and makes a little pile with them and backs away to a safe distance*

*passes her handy dandy napalm to next poster*

12-03-2004, 01:56 PM
*blows up ant hills with handy dandy napalm*

*gives ant coffin to next poster*

12-03-2004, 04:46 PM
*tosses it aside*

*hands next poster a DECIMATED computer... what was once his*

12-03-2004, 05:15 PM
*takes decimated computer*

*gives next poster <'s decimated computer*

12-03-2004, 05:19 PM
*burns it*

*stores ashes in a jar and hands them to next poster*

12-03-2004, 05:28 PM
*releases them into the ocean*

so long pc of death

*ashes land on next poster*

12-03-2004, 05:30 PM
*didn't know he was underwater* ;)

*brushes ashes off*

*hands next poster his sister's burnt pizza* ::]

12-03-2004, 05:43 PM
*takes pizza and smashes onto pc*

*puts whole thing into a blender and makes a pizza pc shake*

*hands shake to next poster*

12-03-2004, 05:48 PM
*throws it away*

*hand next poster a... strawberry shake*

12-03-2004, 05:52 PM
yum, strawberry shake

*drinks strawberry shake*

*gives next poster a vanilla shake*

12-03-2004, 05:53 PM
*drinks it*

*hands next poster a... ham and cheese sandwich*

12-03-2004, 05:54 PM
*fries it and gives it to next poster*

12-03-2004, 05:57 PM
*puts it on a counter for anyone who wants it*

*hands next poster a napalm*

12-03-2004, 05:59 PM
didn't i get this before?

*takes a napalm and blows up mars*

*gives next poster a one way ticket to pluto*

12-03-2004, 06:02 PM
*sets it down*

*hands next poster a 'Thingy-majiggy'* :D

12-03-2004, 09:07 PM
*has no idea what "thingy-majiggy" does"

*hands it to next poster along with an Eglish-French dictionary*

12-03-2004, 09:08 PM
*doesn't know Eglish or French* ;) *tosses it away*

*uses the Thingmajiggy to warp to the moon and back, hands next poster a Moon Stone*

12-03-2004, 09:15 PM
*wishes he had kept thingy-majiggy now* *uses moon stone to instantly morph into his alter ego: RaydonRaven* *teleports into the future, comes back with laser blaster*

*hands laser blaster to next poster*

12-03-2004, 09:18 PM
:o Cool. *pokes Robot* Why can't you do that?

Robot: 'Cause you didn't design me tha-

*cocks laser gun* You don't wanna choose the wrong answer, now. :evil:

Robot: :o Uhhh.... I SUUUUUCK!

There we go, that's the right answer... :evil: :D

*hands next poster a Zapper*

12-03-2004, 09:26 PM
*Gunther takes zapper* *Zap RaydonRaven with it* *turns around slowly* >:( *Gunther gets worried look on his face* :evil: *picks up Gunther, teleports to "undisclosed location", teleports back minus one Gunther*

*asks next poster if there's anyone you want eliminated?* :evil:

12-03-2004, 09:28 PM

*says his computer, because it's freakin' out and he'll have to return in a few minutes*

*asks next poster to wait a few minutes and to keep an eye on Robot... with the laser gun* :evil:

12-03-2004, 09:49 PM
*keeps laser blaster up against Robot's head while eatinga granola bar* :evil:

*asks next poster if he can shoot the computer yet* :evil:

12-03-2004, 09:53 PM

*tells next poster to blast the stupid thing*

12-03-2004, 10:05 PM
:evil: *grabs disciple's computer, teleports to the Nevada desert* *straps 50 lbs of C4 onto the computer* *teleports a few hundred feet back* *blows the computer into oblivion* :evil:

*gives next poster lots of video footage of the explosion*

12-03-2004, 10:23 PM
;D :evil: *watches it**gives ^ a cookie for being a good boy and pats him on his head*

*hands next poster a pack of C-4* :evil: you know what to do.

12-03-2004, 10:30 PM
Thanks! But, don't take this the wrong way, please don't touch me. I've got this wierd thing about being touched :-[ , some nights (like tonight) even the thought of someone touching me makes me nervous. Back to the game!

*chases Robot around threatening to stick the C4 on him* :evil:

*asks next poster if he really can stick it on Robot* :evil:

12-03-2004, 10:31 PM

*tells next poster that he knows what to do*

12-03-2004, 10:39 PM
*"escorts" Robot to desert* :evil:

*gives next poster TONS of footage of what happens next* ;)

12-03-2004, 10:42 PM
:D *watches footage**sees Robot's head sprout legs and crawl away* He'll be back...

*hands next poster Salt 'n' Vinegar Chips*

12-03-2004, 10:44 PM

*throws the chips out*

*hands next poster some dip*

12-03-2004, 10:46 PM

*throws dip out*

*hands next poster a mint*

12-03-2004, 10:48 PM
lol, so we're playing that way huh? two can play at that game. :evil:

*throws mint out*

*hands next poster waffel*

12-03-2004, 10:49 PM
*takes the chips and the dip (cause they were unopened) and teleports back to his lair*

*hands next poster a jar of horseraddish* :evil:

12-03-2004, 10:49 PM
*eats the waffel**ditches the horseraddish*

*hands next poster a pancake*

12-03-2004, 10:53 PM
*eats pancakes*

*gives next poster some syrup*

12-03-2004, 10:53 PM
*puts it away for another day*

*hands next poster a random vowel*

12-03-2004, 10:54 PM
*puts it on wheel of fortune and get lotsa money*

*gives next poster money*

12-03-2004, 10:56 PM
*uses it to replace his computer* yeah, right, I wish.

*hands next poster a cog for a large clock*

12-03-2004, 10:57 PM
*smashes it, b/c < doesn't know what a cog is*

*asks next poster what a cog is*

12-03-2004, 10:59 PM
A gear? A piece? A bit? A part? Making any sense? :D

*hands next poster some chocy candy*

12-03-2004, 11:01 PM
*eats until he gets sick*

*gives next poster a woolen sack*

12-03-2004, 11:17 PM
*causes it to catch fire using his telekenesis*

*hands flaming wool sack to next poster*

12-03-2004, 11:20 PM
*lights afire*

*watches video of Robot blowing up*

*Rolls On the Floor Laughing Maniacally*

*asks next poster to extinguish the flames sooner*

12-03-2004, 11:48 PM
*puts out flaming wool sack*

*asks next poster for some excedrin or something*

12-03-2004, 11:50 PM
*tosses him some* Yeah, I know, you wish. :-\

*tosses next poster a parcel with secret ingredients to something*

12-03-2004, 11:54 PM
*takes the "excedrin" hoping to fool his body*

*asks next poster hot to mix the secret ingredients*

12-03-2004, 11:57 PM
lol 'how' to? Shake it.

*hands next poster a bomb*

12-04-2004, 12:01 AM
Yeah. :P

*shakes it* *waits to see what next*

*swallows bomb* *bomb goes off*

*burps out smoke at next poster*

12-04-2004, 12:02 AM

*hands next poster an object that is a figment of his imagination*

12-04-2004, 10:16 AM
*grins maniacally at the fact that he has a figment of disciple's imagination* :evil:

*has a sudden rush of inspiration* ;D *runs off to start making notes*

*hands next poster a pair of new socks*

Heri Altariel
12-04-2004, 10:33 AM
*takes the new socks and puts them on her feet*

*gives next poster a brand new box of crayons*

12-04-2004, 02:41 PM
*puts crayons away**wishes he could make avatars like Shea's*

*has a sudden rush of inspiration* ;D *runs off to start making notes*
AWESOME! I am useful in my babble at times, eh? ;)

*hands next poster a barf bag*

Heri Altariel
12-04-2004, 03:38 PM
mbaaarrrrffff *barfs in the barf bag* (nuf said. lol)

*gives next poster a computer mouse*

12-04-2004, 03:39 PM
*puts crayons away**wishes he could make avatars like Shea's*

AWESOME! I am useful in my babble at times, eh? ;)
Oh yeah! 'Specially today. :D

*looks at avatar to see what d is talking about*

:o I see what you mean, that's amazing!

*attempts to put barf bag away for his flight to Michigan later this month* *notices someone bared in it, chucks it at Gunther* :evil:

*hands next poster a can of Dr. Thunder ::] *

Heri Altariel
12-04-2004, 03:41 PM
hmmmm *puts it on a shelf*

*gives next poster a computer*

12-04-2004, 03:47 PM
wow, how can u possibly do this all day long.

12-04-2004, 03:55 PM
Quite easily, actually. :P

*takes computer and puts it on desk* *beats it with the mouse*

*gives battered computer and mouse to next poster*

12-04-2004, 03:56 PM
*replaces his current one with that one* Anything is better than this... :)

*hands next poster a flaming guitar*

12-04-2004, 04:03 PM
*beats Gunther with it* :evil:

*hands next poster a head on a silver platter*

12-04-2004, 04:04 PM
*throws Gunther and the platter out the window* :D

*volleys a volleyabll at the next poster*

12-04-2004, 04:14 PM
*goes for the spike* *gets smacked in the face with the volleybal*

*volleyball ricochets at next poster*

12-04-2004, 04:20 PM
*Robot's head sneaks up behind him* *gets jettisoned by volleyball* *has no idea that Robot plotted to kill him* *turns around indifferently and sees nothing* Hm? I guess I must be hearing things.

*hands next poster a golf ball*

12-04-2004, 04:23 PM
*crushes it with his hand, and dumps the dust on Gunther* *Gunther runs away screaming like a little gurlie man :evil: *

*tosses a water bottle at the next poster*

12-04-2004, 04:28 PM
LOL. *drinks it all* NO MORE SODAS! :o :'(

*asks next poster for a soda*

12-04-2004, 04:31 PM
*gives next poster the choice Dr. Thunder of Root Beer?*

12-04-2004, 04:32 PM
:| Umm....

*chooses Root Beer*

12-04-2004, 04:37 PM
*offers a 2 liter of Root Beer to the next poster*

12-04-2004, 04:42 PM
*drinks it all* *sighs* I wish it were REAL. We ran out of soda, and I heard my Dad isn't going to get any more for a while! :o :'( *cries like a gurly-man* :D ::]

*offers next poster some free, awesome bagpipe music (* ;D

12-04-2004, 06:41 PM
*clicks the link and nothing happens**offers next poster some ice cream I want to be eating right now*

12-04-2004, 06:43 PM
*turns it down*

Something must be wrong with your computer... an aweful shame, seeing how that's such an awesome song... :-\

*offers next poster some... brownies*

12-04-2004, 06:45 PM
*takes the brownies and thanks AD very politly*
*offers next poster to come see much ado about nothing at my school*

12-04-2004, 06:46 PM
O...K... whatever that means. :P

*offers next poster some whipped cream*

12-04-2004, 06:49 PM
*accepts and says bye*

12-04-2004, 06:50 PM

*offers next poster a pound cake*