isinginmycar
08-31-2004, 12:14 AM
I've found someone more spiritually in tune with my beliefs


I've decided to try celibacy for a while


It's just not God's will


You're just not evangelistic enough


I feel a calling to the ministry


I've decided to prepare for the Apocalypse


I'm sorry, it'll never work; I'm joining the "Reform Movement"


I'm going to purify myself from all earthly pleasures


God hasn't revealed His plan for my life yet


I'm thinking about relocating to the Holy Land


We're so close, I feel like I'm dating my brother/sister


I just need more time for stewardship


At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together


I'm going to devote my free time to studying the Dead Sea Scrolls


You need someone with a more thorough knowledge of the Bible


I need more space to contemplate my mission


I think we should just be prayer partners


I have to keep my mind clear from all earthly distractions


I do love you -- as a fellow believer


When I'm with you, I just cannot concentrate on my ministerial role

isinginmycar
08-31-2004, 12:15 AM
TOP 10 LINES CHRISTIAN WOMEN USE TO BREAK-UP

10. "I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual."

9. "I'm sorry, it's just not God's will."

8. "I feel called to the ministry as soon as possible."

7. "I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a
phlegmatic."

6. "God loves me and must have a better plan for my life."

5. "You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother."

4. "At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together."

3. "You need someone with lower standards."

2. "I think we should just be prayer partners."

And the number one break-up line…

1. "I do love you, but it's just agape now."

skynes
09-14-2004, 05:29 AM
The one I've heard the most is

"I love God more"

and

"I want to spend time seeking God"

.... so lame...


(before some smart Alec comes on and corrects me, I am well aware that some people actually MEAN this, it's just very rare...)

skilletosis
09-14-2004, 08:13 AM
how about "You know when we got together I thought you were real interesting, but after 2 dates I'd rather chew glass than spend another moment with you"...