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buckus
10-20-2003, 03:27 PM
I love quotes... here is a place just to post.. *gasp* random quotes.. I don' think there is already one... ???

(I am gonna post some in a second... ;D)

buckus
10-20-2003, 03:39 PM
I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. ~ Jack Handey

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead. --Stan Laurel

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. --Jack Handey

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. --Rita Rudner

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. --David Letterman

I wish I had a kryptonite cross. Then I could keep Dracula and Superman away. ~ Jack Handey

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture. ~Jack Handy

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. ~ Rita Rudner

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams. ~ Rita Rudner

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ~ Rita Rudner

SuperKate
10-20-2003, 03:54 PM
"If you are flammable and have legs you are NEVER blocking a fire exit"
~Mitchell

"If your friend is a tight rope walker and you two are walking on the sidewalk and he trips and falls that is unexceptable!!!"
~Mitchell

airguitarrockin
10-20-2003, 10:14 PM
ROTFLOL!! yay! i'm glad somebody started this thread... i was thinkign the other day "you know, that's a good quote, and i don't know if we've got a quote thread yet" but now i've forgotten that particular quote. it will come back though, it will... :)

completely_nuts
10-20-2003, 10:23 PM
shall i describe it for you, or would you like me to find you a box?
~Legolas to Gimli

I'M SORRY TWAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF!!

the only thing i'm good making is a mess
~my lil bro

skelfy
10-21-2003, 05:25 AM
Alright. Lets get the Orlando Bloom/Legolas and Billy quotes over with.

'I'm not famous, you're all are just crazy.'
'One day we can walk hand in hand, down the road to a rainbow, all happy.'
'I like pretty shirts with stars on them.'
'My name isn't Billy! Its Billina!'
'Did you know that every 7 seconds there is a hamster being brutally beaten by a ruler???'
'If you stand in front of the mirror holding a dozen roses, you will witness thirteen of the most beautiful things.'


'You're late. You look terrible.'
'A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.'
'Come Gimli! We are gaining on them!'
'You would die before your stroke fell.'


'Legolas doesn't speak a lot--he prefers to let his actions speak for him.'
'When you start falling for somebody and you can't stop thinking about when you're going to see them again, I love that," "Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected." And, he adds with a laugh, "They're a handful.'
'I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?'

pidget
10-21-2003, 05:58 AM
Life's hard; it's even harder if you're stupid.
~ John Wayne

skilltroks
10-21-2003, 06:14 AM
"I eat paste" ~ I think hes names is Ralph somebody

skelfy
10-21-2003, 08:51 AM
Ralph Wiggums. ;)

skilltroks
10-21-2003, 09:07 AM
Ralph Wiggums. ;)

thanks (LOL)

kat
10-21-2003, 09:16 AM
"Do you know what I just learned?..... Spiders are lousy swimmers." ~ Garfield.

"I feel I could conquer the world today... I couldn't get the front door open." "My hero." ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield


"I have a date." "With the bearded lady or the alligator girl?" ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield

"One thing I like about lethargy... You don't have to work at it." ~ Garfield

"Look Garfield! A new brand of kitty treats! They're shaped like little running mailmen!" ""Sugar sweetened civil servants" I like it!" ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield.

"Another year is almost under the belt. And I've had 313 pretty good days. The Mondays sucked." ~ Garfield

"It's not so much the valleys in life I dread... It's the dips." ~ Garfield

"When I want in, I want in now." ~ Garfield.

buckus
10-21-2003, 03:35 PM
ROFLOL !! Dude those are just... classic funny man !!! m/ ;D

kat
10-21-2003, 03:38 PM
Taken from random Garfield comics. ;)

"Does this color look good on me?" "Absolutely..... but it looks lousy on that shirt." ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield

"What are you doing Garfield?.... Ah... Breathing I see... Well, don't overdo it." "I sense sarcasm" ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield.

cherrypanhead
10-22-2003, 06:06 AM
;D

Those Garfield ones are so awesome!

go Garfield.

airguitarrockin
10-22-2003, 06:18 AM
"my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" ~ the princess bride

"i don't like work... i don't think i'm gonna go"
"but what about bills? how are you going to pay them?"
"you know, i've never liked paying bills either... I'm just not gonna pay 'em" ~ Office Space

homeskillet
10-22-2003, 08:25 AM
lol. Princess Bride! And Garfield is so wise. ;D Orlando and Billy are funny. :)

Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab. ~ Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. ~ Jack Handy

"If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care?"
-The Far Side - Gary Larson

"Heh heh heh! Lisa! Vampires are just make-believe, just like faeries, trolls and eskimoes."
-Homer Simpson

"Let your anger be like a monkey in a pinata, crouched down, hiding underneath the candy, hoping a child doesn't break through with a stick."
~Kung Pow

"HAKUNA MATATA!"- Lion King

kat
10-22-2003, 08:33 AM
"Hey Bobbi baby! What's happenin'?.... You say I got a wrong number? Well, for a wrong number you sure have a sexy voice... who is this?..... Oh Hi mom." "*Embarrassment city*" ~ John Arbuckle and Garfield. ;)

"Do you know what constitutes a diet food?... It's not the calories. It's not the protein. It's not the fiber.... It's the bland." ~ Garfield.

homeskillet
10-23-2003, 05:10 AM
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet. - Jack Handey

buckus
10-23-2003, 05:18 AM
Dude... Jack Handey is hysterical !!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

homeskillet
10-23-2003, 05:27 AM
Thank you! I thought it was just me. :)

buckus
10-23-2003, 05:42 AM
:) Your welcome !! There are some more quotes from him that I really love cuz they are so stinkin funny !!! I need to find them... ;D

homeskillet
10-23-2003, 09:24 AM
Most people don't realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.



Click here. (http://quotes.prolix.nu/Humor/Jack_Handey/)

buckus
10-23-2003, 09:54 AM
ROFLOL !!! Sweet !! Thanks !!! ;D 8) :o

kat
10-23-2003, 02:19 PM
"I am bored, Garfield. I need some excitement. Maybe I'll sit on the roof!!" "Jooon?! The fire department said never to do that again!" ~ Jon Arbuckle and Garfield.

airguitarrockin
10-24-2003, 02:07 AM
"if you were looking for the opportune moment... that was it" ~ Johnny Depp, POTC

skelfy
10-24-2003, 05:47 AM
LOL!! I forgot about Jack Sparrow! :o Jacks rock.

'How far would you be willing to go for this girl?'
'I'd die for her.'
'Oh good. Nothing to worry about then.' ;)

homeskillet
10-24-2003, 06:44 AM
lol. ;D Thanks for that one!

cindergurl
10-25-2003, 01:35 AM
"my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die" ~ the princess bride


I love that movie it is so so so so s so funny!!!!

firefryer
10-27-2003, 03:21 PM
Umm...seriously.~ Homestar Runner

skilletosis
10-27-2003, 03:44 PM
Stop that, I mean it.
Anybody got a peanut?

It's The Cliffs of Insanity...

homeskillet
10-28-2003, 11:57 AM
Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes
Robin: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while...oh, while you were away.
Robin: My brothers?
Blinkin: They were all killed by the plague.
Robin: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish...But it's good to be home, aint it, Robin?
~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

xon
10-29-2003, 12:50 AM
Dude where's my car?
Dude, your car's gone?

kat
11-01-2003, 11:12 PM
"I only know two things about life... I love my teddy bear and my teddy bear loves me... Simple truths are the most profound truths" (http://www.garfield.com/comics/classics/images/ga900219.gif)

"Love me, love my teddy bear." (http://www.garfield.com/comics/classics/images/ga940425.gif)

"Pooky, you're my only friend, you're the only one who understands me. You're the only one I don't have to share food with." (http://www.garfield.com/comics/classics/images/ga950923.gif)

"Rats.. I just finished a 14 day diet and all I lost was 2 weeks." (http://www.garfield.com/comics/classics/images/ga940226.gif)

bothan4777
11-02-2003, 01:46 AM
random quote? you want a random quote!?

"Dance? i can dance! *dances*" -me sadly

completely_nuts
11-02-2003, 11:35 AM
"this is the most weight i've ever lifted. won't this be fun? Oh yeah... i've never ridden in an ambulance before"
garfield and jon

pyrotiger
11-04-2003, 08:23 PM
"on a long enough time line the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." ~ Jack the Narrator

supernova
11-05-2003, 05:31 PM
Bring oucha dead...bring oucha dead... - monty python

unshakeable15
11-06-2003, 02:44 PM
The infamous John Cooper.


didja know that 'infamous' means something like "famous for doing something bad"? so you can say Jesse James is infamous, but it would never be Infamouse Amos (unless you don't like his cookies. ;) )

completely_nuts
11-07-2003, 06:35 AM
OW!!!!
~me when i twisted my knee this morning

freakinrager_03
11-11-2003, 10:19 AM
" we were like whoooaaahhh, and you were like WHOAAAAAAAAAAAH, and then you were like whoaaaaaah.
-Finding Nemo

It's so cold that I saw two lawyers walking down the street with their hands in THEIR OWN pockets!!!

airguitarrockin
11-11-2003, 07:45 PM
'oh come on. kiss me. for luck' *kissy face*
~Mel Gibson, Conspiracy Theory~

phantasmicdreamer
11-12-2003, 08:00 AM
I'd like to say thank you for buying another one of our stupid albums. This is a hidden track. It contains various mistakes that we made over the 11 shows we played for this live album. You may notice that we are NOT rock stars, because you will hear these mess-ups and you will say to yourself, "...What have I done?! WHAT HAVE I DONE???" YES, YOU WILL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

--Reese Roper

completely_nuts
11-13-2003, 10:58 AM
FLO!!!! HAS ANYONE SEEN FLO????-finding nemo

BUBBLES!!!! BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES!!!! *slam* my bubbles.-finding nemo

strangeblueangel
11-15-2003, 03:28 PM
"I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!"
Um the little train guy... ::)
whuddaya mean I'm a cheerleader? Why dojnt people tell me thats what I've been doing for the past 2 1/2 months??????????? :o
Me making fun of my best friend who happens to be none too smart. ::)

blended_alien_soup
11-16-2003, 12:38 PM
:D:D:D:D THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA THEY'RE COMEING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA, AWAY TODAY TODAY AWAY THE ARE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA

buckus
11-16-2003, 12:47 PM
:D:D:D:D THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA THEY'RE COMEING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA, AWAY TODAY TODAY AWAY THE ARE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA


ROFLOL!! ;D ;D ;D

completely_nuts
11-16-2003, 05:22 PM
Marlin: Well, my son got taken by these divers....
Dory: NO WAY!!!

phantasmicdreamer
11-16-2003, 08:38 PM
Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne!
Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well...that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
Wayne: Well, it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
Stacy: Don't you wanna open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Stacy: Open it!
Wayne: Okay... [opens present] What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack!
Wayne: A gun rack!? A gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. WHAT am I gonna DO with a GUN RACK?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. [tosses hair and walks away]
Wayne: I lost you two months ago! Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!!!

Garth Algar: OK ... First, I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then, I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" to get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down onto the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo! ...It's almost too easy.

11-16-2003, 08:40 PM
Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne!
Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well...that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
Wayne: Well, it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.
Stacy: Don't you wanna open your present?
Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
Stacy: Open it!
Wayne: Okay... [opens present] What is it?
Stacy: It's a gun rack!
Wayne: A gun rack!? A gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. WHAT am I gonna DO with a GUN RACK?
Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. [tosses hair and walks away]
Wayne: I lost you two months ago! Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!!!

Garth Algar: OK ... First, I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then, I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" to get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down onto the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo! ...It's almost too easy.


OH MY GOSH!!! I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ROCK!!
Did you memorize it too!??! Am i not the only one!?

phantasmicdreamer
11-16-2003, 11:10 PM
hahaha! glad someone appreciated that. ;) i must admit, i only have the Stacey skit memorized. although i would love to know the Mr. Biggg one..

(but i *do* know the twilight zone one! :P)

party! bonus! zang!!!

homeskillet
11-17-2003, 03:13 AM
lol. Ah, the timelessness of Wayne's World! :)


:D:D:D:D THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA THEY'RE COMEING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA, AWAY TODAY TODAY AWAY THE ARE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA


I have that song memorized! I can scare my family with it! lol.
They're coming to take me away, haha
They're coming to take me away, hoho!
Heehee, haha, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be HaPpy tO seE thOsE NIce YoUnG meN in ThEir CleAn WhITE CoAts AND ThEY'Re CoMInG TO TaKe Me AwAY, HAHA!!

Ahem. Thank you. :)

phantasmicdreamer
11-17-2003, 04:59 AM
a long one..bear with me. ;)

Cows With Guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb,
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun;
Cows aren't fun.

They eat to grow, grow to die,
Die to be DEAD at the hamburger fry;
Cows well done.

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew,
No one imagined the great cow guru;
Cows are one.

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal,
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal;
Cow Tse-Tung.

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred,
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd;
Cow doldrums.

He mooed, "We must fight, escape or we'll die,"
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high;
Bad cow pun.

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate,
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate;
Cows are bummed.

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy,
No one suspected he was packin' an Uzi;
Cows with guns.

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door,
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor;
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay:
"We are free roving bovines; we run free today."

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.

They crashed the gate in a great stampede,
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed;
Cows have fun.

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap,
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep;
Much cow dung.

Black smoke rising, darkening the day:
Twelve burning McDonalds: "Have it your way."

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.

The President said, "Enough is enough:
These uppity cows, time to get tough";
Cow dung flung.

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief,
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef;
Cows on buns.

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed,
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay;
Cows out-gunned.

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers,
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers--
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers,
Came the deafening roar...of chickens in choppers.

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.

whereami
11-17-2003, 05:25 AM
oh, ill have to get you some calvin and hobes quotes, there so funny, i have a book of calvin and hobes, ill post um later

airguitarrockin
11-17-2003, 08:17 AM
Calvin & hobbes ROCK...

"Funny how everytime I build character, he saves a couple thousand bucks"

panheadchik
11-17-2003, 08:59 AM
HAHA! I love them too. ~Note the avatar~ Heres my fav.

Calvin's mothers day poem:

"I was going to buy a card with hearts of pink and red,
But then I thought I'd rather spend the money on me, instead.

"It's awfully hard to buy things when one's allowance is so small *ahem* so I guess you're pretty lucky I got you anything at all.

"Happy mothers day to you. There, I said it. Now I'm done. So how bout getting out of bed, and cooking breakfast for your son?"

;D

unshakeable15
11-17-2003, 06:21 PM
ok, now we're talking!! ;D i, too, will have to get out my C&H books. :D Bill Watterson is a genius.

blended_alien_soup
11-17-2003, 11:03 PM
a long one..bear with me. ;)

Cows With Guns

Fat and docile, big and dumb,
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun;
Cows aren't fun.

They eat to grow, grow to die,
Die to be DEAD at the hamburger fry;
Cows well done.

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew,
No one imagined the great cow guru;
Cows are one.

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal,
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal;
Cow Tse-Tung.

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred,
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd;
Cow doldrums.

He mooed, "We must fight, escape or we'll die,"
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high;
Bad cow pun.

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate,
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate;
Cows are bummed.

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy,
No one suspected he was packin' an Uzi;
Cows with guns.

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door,
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor;
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay:
"We are free roving bovines; we run free today."

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.

They crashed the gate in a great stampede,
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed;
Cows have fun.

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap,
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep;
Much cow dung.

Black smoke rising, darkening the day:
Twelve burning McDonalds: "Have it your way."

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.

The President said, "Enough is enough:
These uppity cows, time to get tough";
Cow dung flung.

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief,
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef;
Cows on buns.

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed,
They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay;
Cows out-gunned.

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers,
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers--
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers,
Came the deafening roar...of chickens in choppers.

We will fight for bovine freedom,
And hold our large heads high.
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die!
Cows with guns.






i love that lol

bluenote
11-19-2003, 08:53 AM
-Wise is the man who is not a fool-

-I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance-

completely_nuts
11-19-2003, 09:03 AM
ok, now we're talking!! ;D i, too, will have to get out my C&H books. :D Bill Watterson is a genius.

ah yes...

Calvin: Hey Mom, I got a part in the class play!!! I get to say a line and everything!
Mom: That's wonderful, Calvin.
Calvin: It's a great dramatic roll! My character will have everyone in tears at the end of the second act!
Mom: What's the play?
Calvin: "Nutrition and the Four Food Groups". I'm an onion.



Calvin: WHY WOULD SHE WANT ANOTHER KID??? SHE'S ALREADY GOT ME!!!
Hobbes: Yes... you'd think she'd have learned her lesson...


Captain Sparrow: Stay calm, Gentlemen. We are taking over this ship.
Will: AYE!!!! AVAST!!!!
*everyone laughs, leaving will looking extremely stupid*

airguitarrockin
11-19-2003, 12:24 PM
Calvin's Dad: 25 kids in food suits, forgetting their lines... i'll definetly be at work.

completely_nuts
11-19-2003, 12:25 PM
yes that one's funny... ah.. can't think of any more, and i'm too lazy to go downstairs and get the books ::)

panheadchik
11-19-2003, 01:59 PM
Calvin: Oh no! There's a tyrannosaurus in the grocery store! The dinosaur heads for the meat department and devours the butcher! Shoppers everywhere flee for their lives! It's mayhem, dectruction and carnage in the aisles!

Calvins mom: Oh no! Calvin, can't I take you ANYWHERE?

Calvin: Now the tyrannosaurus wants cookies!!

panheadchik
11-19-2003, 02:05 PM
Calvin: I'm freezing! Why do we keep this house so cold?! Crank up the thermostat and build a fire, will ya?

Calvin's Dad: I have a better idea. Come here. *walks to the door and opens it* Ok, step outside.

Calvin: *walks outside* Why? Whats outside?

Calvin's Dad: In a few minutes you can come in, and then the house will seem nice and warm.

Calvin: I'm telling the newspapers about you, Dad!

panheadchik
11-19-2003, 02:08 PM
Calvin's mom: Look Calvin, I brought home some jelly doughnuts. Would you like one?

Calvin: No, jelly doughnuts gross me out. They're like eating giant, squishy bugs. You bite into them and their purple guts spill out the other end.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Haha, thats all for now.

fire-inside
11-19-2003, 04:59 PM
"Comic dialogue is kind of lost when you can't see the pictures."

airguitarrockin
11-19-2003, 07:02 PM
LOL... the sad thign is, i know exactly what strips you're talkign about, and i can picture them in my head... in teh doughnut one, calvin's mom pushes the bag of donuts away and goes "and my friends wonder how i stay so thin"

bob
11-19-2003, 07:56 PM
I learned the facts of Life from watching the facts of Life!!!~Jim Carey in the Cable Guy

Isn't Irony Ironic?~Ronald Regan

Nothing is something because If you say theres nothing there your wrong, thats because theres nothing there and thats something~Bob

kittygirl
11-20-2003, 10:39 AM
Presenting.........
DUDE, MAN, AND sweedish.


I'm gonna have FUN FUN FUN til my daddy takes my Tbird away

skynes
11-21-2003, 03:04 AM
Your wots itchy?

middlearth
11-22-2003, 09:17 PM
lol, these are all so funny. ;D

skelfy
11-24-2003, 04:06 PM
'We've got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens, and Billy over here representing 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'.

'Once I tripped over a cord while playing the guitar and did a Superman across the stage. So I decided to do it again going the other way.'

'People please. Use your C.S. THINK! Think people! You gotta work the crap out before getting to the end of then sentence. Take out a half-sheet of paper.'

'Look, the cow just jumped over the moon.' *kids turns around to look*

'You're out with the ducks again'.

'I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box in another box, and THEN I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives AHAHAHHAA I'll SMASH it with hammer! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with THIS'.

'Demon llama? Where?' <--- remiscent of the much received comment, 'Demon eyes.'

panheadchik
11-26-2003, 04:58 AM
"Live and don't learn. Thats us." -Hobbes

panheadchik
11-26-2003, 05:02 AM
LOL... the sad thign is, i know exactly what strips you're talkign about, and i can picture them in my head... in teh doughnut one, calvin's mom pushes the bag of donuts away and goes "and my friends wonder how i stay so thin"


HAHA! exactly. Man, I love C&H.

ted
11-30-2003, 01:11 PM
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

completely_nuts
11-30-2003, 01:13 PM
ah yes... that one suits my friend very well ::)

ted
11-30-2003, 01:15 PM
If at first you don't suceed, cheat.

Repeat until caught.

Then lie.

airguitarrockin
11-30-2003, 03:27 PM
very nice. my friend has one simliar to that:

"if you're going to cheat, cheat well"

buckus
12-22-2003, 07:19 PM
A shirt... with Donald Duck lookin out like this.. 0.0... it says...

"Suddenly. Donald relized that he NEVER wears pants!!!"

dreambrother
12-22-2003, 07:38 PM
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?-Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.-Mahatma Gandhi (attributed)

Woman was God's second mistake.-Friedrich Nietszche

***************
Post your favorites!

pixeedust
12-23-2003, 07:34 AM
"More broccolli?"
" Demon Llama? Where?"
"I just poison him with THIS!"

gjellin
12-23-2003, 09:43 AM
"Ender's anger was cold, and he used it. Bonzo's anger was hot, and it used him"
-Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card

...or something along those lines.

airguitarrockin
12-23-2003, 09:57 AM
A shirt... with Donald Duck lookin out like this.. 0.0... it says...

"Suddenly. Donald relized that he NEVER wears pants!!!"


ROTFLOL!! that's a good one :)

skynes
01-05-2004, 03:21 AM
Never play chess with the devil, he'll just beat
If you think you're winning, all that's happening is the devil's setting you up for a downfall

-My Pastor.

When you teach children they're nothing but overgrown monkeys, how can you expect them to act any differently than overgrown monkeys!

-Me.

sephiroth_masamune
01-05-2004, 05:12 AM
Ohhhh a sarcasm detector, thats a REAL USEFUL invention!

Always borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back

completely_nuts
01-05-2004, 08:53 AM
that's great ;D

em...

".... so we're all men of our word, really.... except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman"

-captain Jack Sparrow

airguitarrockin
01-05-2004, 02:21 PM
there's pirate in your blood, boy and you'll have to square with that someday...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy??

~Johnny Depp, POTC~

completely_nuts
01-05-2004, 06:50 PM
that is such a great movie....


"NONONONONO BAD IDEA. VERY BAD IDEA. YOU'VE BURNED THE FOOD-THE SHADE-THE RUM!!!!!!"

"yes, the rum is gone"

"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?????"

buckus
01-05-2004, 07:23 PM
I love this one...


"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!!" ;D

completely_nuts
01-05-2004, 07:25 PM
or when they stick all 3 pirates together and put the bomb in one and then push them in the shade...."no fair" ;D

buckus
01-05-2004, 07:28 PM
lol! ;D "Pirates" ROCKETHS!!!

gjellin
01-05-2004, 08:18 PM
"he chose.... poorly"
-the knight dude in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


i dont know why, but that always cracks me up.

skynes
01-06-2004, 05:26 AM
Heeheehee yeah kinda pointing out the obvious! The guy has just rotten away been blasted to a wall and exploded and the knight says "He chose... poorly"

ROFL!

rockchick_panhead
01-06-2004, 09:52 AM
"you cant handle the truth" ::) i wonder who said that LOL ;D

unshakeable15
01-06-2004, 12:10 PM
"you cant handle the truth" ::) i wonder who said that


that would be Jack Nicholson (don't know the character's name) in "A Few Good Men."

kittygirl
01-06-2004, 03:45 PM
My cool is cooler! ;D
(I said that today to my sister when she said my black KITW beach ball was lame, and her friend had a cooler one) :P

airguitarrockin
01-07-2004, 02:48 PM
"do you think we should get another guy? if you want, we'll get another guy. We'll get another guy" ~ Brad Pitt, as Rusty in Ocean's 11.

the looks george clooney's giving him as he says this cracks me up!!!

eowyn
01-08-2004, 06:44 PM
"ROCK PAPER SISSORS...whose gonna get pregnant?"

doormonkey
01-08-2004, 07:28 PM
"Who said jokes have to be funny? " my sister

eowyn
01-08-2004, 07:47 PM
"That's interesting."

ted
01-08-2004, 08:42 PM
"It may be that your sole purpose in life, is to serve as a warning to others."

"There are very few problems that cannot be solved through the application of explosives."

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

skynes
01-09-2004, 02:01 AM
Of course you should fight fire with fire. you should fight everything with fire!

completely_nuts
01-09-2004, 09:14 AM
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved through the application of explosives."

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."


LOL!!!
BLOW THE BADGERS INTO SMITHEREENS!!!!!!!!

skynes
01-09-2004, 12:53 PM
You really hate badgers don't u?

skelfy
01-09-2004, 02:02 PM
"That's interesting."


I say that WAY too much. Jack Sparrow influence.

cherrypanhead
01-09-2004, 02:43 PM
"That's interesting."


I say that WAY too much. Jack Sparrow influence.

hah. So do I. My friends expect it now.

unshakeable15
01-09-2004, 03:25 PM
"reading is knowledge; knowledge is power; & power corrupts; corruption leads to crime; crime doesn't pay. so therefore, if you read you'll go broke."
-Scott Adams of 'Dilbert'

eowyn
01-09-2004, 08:13 PM
ohhh..Dilbert is so funny...we call my little sister Dogbert...after the evil human resources manager...for some reason, even though I do not work in the coperate world I love Scott Adams' humor.

ted
01-09-2004, 09:21 PM
Catbert is the evil human resources manager.

eowyn
01-09-2004, 09:29 PM
ok ya whatever~ :D "Close enough for Government Work" Mr. Bruenecker..my evil Chemisty teacher...

"Do not pass go, do not collect $100." Mr. Br.

"Smart and intelligent and fun to be around." Mr. Br.

john316
01-11-2004, 02:27 AM
"Your village just called.They want their idiot back!"..... from a bumper sticker

ted
01-11-2004, 07:39 PM
"And Billy, don't ever, ever put your ring on, because if you do, Ringwraiths will stab you to death. With knives. Pointy knives. That burn with the fires of a thousand evils."

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/ring2.html

skilletosis
01-12-2004, 04:36 PM
"Mom, when you make bacon I think your Farmer John."

airguitarrockin
01-13-2004, 07:41 AM
"there he goes, off to write that hit song, "alone in my principles" ~ that thing you do~

skynes
01-13-2004, 07:42 AM
AND ANOTHER THING...... What was I talking about again?


A random quote by noone.

completely_nuts
01-13-2004, 11:02 AM
"i'm sorry, what was the question?"

"i had the answer, but i lost it. could you repeat the question?"

ah... fun at school. from me ::)

doormonkey
01-13-2004, 11:22 AM
"Holy Crap!" ~ Strong Bad

middlearth
01-13-2004, 06:10 PM
"We multi-task like you breathe." Rat from the film, The Core, talking about hackers. :)

pidget
01-14-2004, 01:04 PM
"Geez! Is your whole family like that?!" ~ Halo (sorry, you'd have to have been there to understand, but yeah, my whole family except mom is like that. ;D)

airguitarrockin
01-14-2004, 06:35 PM
"We multi-task like you breathe." Rat from the film, The Core, talking about hackers. :)


that was a good movie!! Rat was awesome!

middlearth
01-14-2004, 08:01 PM
Yeah, I know! I love Rat. I like how he makes them call him Rat (rather than "real" name) and how he eats hot pockets all the time. Dude, you just gotta love that guy. :)

volkermord
01-16-2004, 02:37 PM
"Rip the System!" - KMFDM

kittygirl
01-16-2004, 06:20 PM
"Vengence will be mine!!" ;D

middlearth
01-17-2004, 04:25 PM
"Hey, look! Its the cheese curl blokes!" -- fish slapper pea outside Ninevah

completely_nuts
01-18-2004, 02:20 PM
GEEE OUT GEE OUT PIZZA!!!!!
-one of the first phrases i ever said. (translation: let's go have pizza) ;D

airguitarrockin
01-18-2004, 09:17 PM
"to err is human, to avenge, divine" ~ allan, on the practice

thalia
01-19-2004, 07:08 AM
"There's something rotten in the State of Denmark"-Marcellus from William Shakespeare's 'Hamlet.' ;D

rockchick_panhead
01-19-2004, 12:21 PM
"if you dont stand for somethng youll fall for anything" some guy said that

airguitarrockin
01-19-2004, 12:27 PM
^that's also a line from a jody davis song...

thalia
01-19-2004, 02:56 PM
"And above all else, to thine own self be true..."-Polonius from William Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'

unshakeable15
01-19-2004, 10:48 PM
"And above all else, to thine own self be true..."-Polonius from William Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'


he also said "neither a borrower nor a lender be." good advice that is.

divinemutiny
01-21-2004, 06:39 AM
bang the glasses crack the plates thats what bilbo baggins hates thats what bilbo baggins hates so carefully carefully with the plates.

<>< God Bless ><>
Ashley

thalia
01-22-2004, 12:37 PM
'Frailty, thy name is woman!'-Hamlet from William Shakespeare's (yep, you guessed it! ;D) 'Hamlet'

kittygirl
01-22-2004, 12:52 PM
That is not that, it is that!~My friend Dave(when he was trying to confuse me)

thalia
01-22-2004, 12:54 PM
'What color is your black skirt?'-Me being completely stupid the other night in the mall!

pidget
01-25-2004, 11:51 AM
"Ultra Lord is not a doll, he's an action figure!" ~ Sheen from Jimmy Neutron

burned_inside
01-25-2004, 01:11 PM
"I had the world, and it was nothing" (I don't remeber, it was a famous wresler)

fire-inside
01-26-2004, 07:58 PM
Guard your carnal treasure!

divinemutiny
01-28-2004, 06:36 AM
pants are funny...cuz they go over your butt! ~my good friend katy.

<>< God Bless ><>
Ashley

completely_nuts
01-28-2004, 09:06 AM
LOL!!! actually, i'm not quite sure why i find that funny..... ::)

thalia
01-28-2004, 12:19 PM
'Hey Bob, what's your name?'-Me, in silly mode... ;D

skelfy
01-29-2004, 01:56 PM
'You gotta fight! For your right! To parrrrrtay!!'

kat
01-29-2004, 02:01 PM
'Feel the wrathness of my wrath-like... wrath...'

ted
01-29-2004, 02:04 PM
"The doctor says I have a short attention spa- look, something shiny"

kat
01-29-2004, 02:05 PM
'40 lashes with a wet noodle' ::)

'The big shiny weapon' ;)

ted
01-29-2004, 05:13 PM
There are only 2 seasons in Seattle - raining, and about to rain

airguitarrockin
01-30-2004, 04:44 AM
"life is pain. anyone who tells you different is selling something" ~ Wesley in the Princess Bride

skilletosis
01-30-2004, 04:05 PM
The cliffs of insanity-also from The Princess Bride

completely_nuts
01-30-2004, 05:09 PM
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. *one jumps on him*

-Princess Bride ;D

weebird20
01-30-2004, 06:34 PM
"Its not easy being me but it sure is funnie watchin ppl try"

My friend Emz :P

buckus
02-01-2004, 03:36 PM
'You gotta fight! For your right! To parrrrrtay!!'


lol!! Yeah buddy!! ;D

LOL weebird, thats great. :D

buckus
02-01-2004, 03:46 PM
FOOSBALLS THE DEVIL!!!!!!

kittygirl
02-01-2004, 04:31 PM
Hahahaha, that's great!


Elrond:"Mr Baggins....."

ted
02-07-2004, 03:50 PM
Things not to say to your grandparents...

"Did you have fun playing with dinosaurs?"

airguitarrockin
02-10-2004, 08:00 AM
"i'd say that in a week I do about 15 minutes of real, actual work."

"I dont' like my job... I don't think i'm going to go anymore."
"are you going to quit?"
"no, i'm just not going to go."
"well, what are you going to do about money? how are you going to pay bills?"
"you know, i've never liked paying bills either.... I'm just not going to pay them."

"so did you get the memo?"

^Office Space!!

completely_nuts
02-10-2004, 08:04 AM
(me, when asked a question) *thinks a bit* "i'm sorry. what was the question again?"

doormonkey
02-10-2004, 08:27 AM
^Office Space!!

LOL! me and some friends were talking about that movie last night!!! i wanna see it so bad!

weebird20
02-10-2004, 09:21 AM
so the voices in my head aren't real.......but they have some pretty good ideas!

so true....so true....... ;D

completely_nuts
02-10-2004, 09:58 AM
lol... "THE PENGUINS ARE STEALING MY SANITY!!!!!!"

weebird20
02-10-2004, 10:17 AM
are you sure?i wasn't aware that they had hands.....

completely_nuts
02-10-2004, 10:24 AM
THEY ARE EATING IT!!!! AND THE MONKEYS ARE STEALING MY SOCKS!!!!!!

weebird20
02-10-2004, 10:27 AM
WOW!!!!!! sock stealing monkeys.......what is the world coming to?

doormonkey
02-10-2004, 10:59 AM
"so whats a bamboon? is that a cross between bamboon and a baboo?"~me
i MEANT to say "so whats a bamboon? is that a cross between bamboo and a baboon?" but it came out wrong...

completely_nuts
02-11-2004, 04:21 PM
lol... that reminds me, one time in history class, we were learning about babus (educated Indians) and my friend asked, out of the blue, "Are those the one's with the red butts?" and then she turned bright red... and we won't let her forget that..... ;D

middlearth
02-11-2004, 04:51 PM
lol.


"Be sure that the ins and outs of your individuality are no mystery to Him; and one day they will no longer be a mystery to you." -- C. S. Lewis

skelfy
02-11-2004, 05:20 PM
'My mom said there would be haters. You just have to keep doing your own thing.'

thalia
02-11-2004, 06:04 PM
"Don't drink and derive"~Mr. Thompson, my Calculus teacher ;D

unshakeable15
02-11-2004, 10:41 PM
"Be sure that the ins and outs of your individuality are no mystery to Him; and one day they will no longer be a mystery to you." -- C. S. Lewis


oooh. good quote. Lewis was so awesome. :)

completely_nuts
02-12-2004, 10:04 AM
"if you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, i don't know what to tell you"
Jack Handey ;D

airguitarrockin
02-12-2004, 11:28 AM
"you forgot one of the most well known rules of engagment! the first is never get involved in a land war in asia. but the second is never go in with a sicilian when death is on the line!" ~ the princess bride~

completely_nuts
02-12-2004, 11:51 AM
"Next Thanksgiving, here is a fun trick to play: When the mashed potatoes and turkey are being served, take some of both. But hide your turkey under your mashed potatoes. When your family asks "Don't you want some turkey?," pull the turkey out from under the mashed potatoes and yell "I tricked you!!" "
Jack Handey again ;D ::)

thalia
02-12-2004, 12:24 PM
"Hello Mr. Lattice-work, how are you today?"~me talking to the lattice-work at our pageant (don't ask)

ted
02-12-2004, 12:43 PM
"Plot thin, insert rock music here"

completely_nuts
02-12-2004, 12:46 PM
"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.' "
-Jerry Seinfeld

thalia
02-12-2004, 12:47 PM
"Oh no! My nose fell off!"~my friend Chase pretending to be Michael Jackson ;D

skilltroks
02-12-2004, 01:14 PM
lol... "I don't do this for pleasure... I do it for pain" ~Lance Armstrong, It's not about the bike

skill-o-rama
02-12-2004, 03:30 PM
Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back. Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind? Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet. Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name? Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh---I don't know. Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in. Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name. Guy Fleegman: DO I?! DO I?!?! For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"
~Galaxy Quest~

korey_cooper_jr
02-12-2004, 03:37 PM
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
-Helen Keller


Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
-Helen Keller


College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-Helen Keller


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure.
-Helen Keller


Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-Helen Keller


One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
-Helen Keller


People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.
-Helen Keller


Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything good in the world.
-Helen Keller


Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived.
-Helen Keller

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.
-Helen Keller

ted
02-12-2004, 07:44 PM
"And now... a monkey scrubbing a cat."

- David Letterman

thalia
02-13-2004, 04:23 PM
"If anyone touches me, I'll beat 'em up, I will! I will blink because I can see!"

-Zac, this 6 year old at my church! ;D

kat
02-14-2004, 09:40 PM
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt"

ted
02-18-2004, 12:14 AM
"What were you saying, I couldn't hear you over the smell."

-Somebody

zilchr0
02-18-2004, 10:50 PM
"I like a man who grins when he fights." - Winston Churchill

doormonkey
02-23-2004, 09:19 AM
Garret: "I think girls should wear pants"
Mike: "I don't"

doormonkey
02-25-2004, 08:17 AM
"Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."~Frank Zappa

ted
02-25-2004, 02:57 PM
"Squirrels make good coasters."

slu_clarkinator
02-25-2004, 04:47 PM
"I tried the Atkins diet once, but it didn't work well because I'm a vegetarian." - girl at my college

ashenkashea
02-26-2004, 07:33 PM
"These french fries taste like potatoes" ~~~My very ditzy sister

MOM: I just saw the biggest fly
Me: really??
MOM: yeah it was the biggest fly I've ever seen
Me: WOW!! What was it?

ted
02-26-2004, 11:29 PM
"John's bedroom seems to have a major shortage of bed..."

-Garfield

jesuslover
03-15-2004, 11:18 PM
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordel Hull


Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?- someone

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"-someone


It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
------Jerry Seinfeld

doormonkey
03-24-2004, 08:20 AM
"Frozen feet are punk!"~my friend Garret after he got his feet wet and very cold pushing someone's car out of the ditch.

doormonkey
04-01-2004, 11:14 AM
Garret again (he's very quotable) while discussing Buddhism: "You know any religion started by a fat guy in a loincloth has got to be bad."

buckus
04-16-2004, 07:20 AM
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doormonkey
04-22-2004, 11:19 AM
"I think people are unshockable now. Any time you can watch a war on TV and see 500 people get blown up live, hanging yourself isn't that shocking. So I've been off the shock list for quite a long time. I kind of passed that onto Marilyn Manson. I'm now purely into entertaining an audience."



- Alice Cooper in a recent Rolling Stone interview

eowyn
05-08-2004, 11:09 AM
"For the good of the order.."
"This has been a recording.."
"Who knows this stuff?"
"For all the money in China.."

My Chemistry teacher, Mr.Bruckner.

untorn_88
05-08-2004, 11:12 AM
"look how leggy his hairs are"
~My brother nick hahaha

strangeblueangel
05-09-2004, 10:25 AM
"toss the cow over the fence some hay"
My favorite dutch quote.Hee hee hee.

buckus
05-09-2004, 04:26 PM
hahahahahaha

ted
05-29-2004, 12:54 AM
"I've got your nose Mr. Anderson, and I'm going to keep it"

christbasedgrl
06-04-2004, 09:44 PM
I love this thread!!! It's perfectly random and It has quotes! You guys are funny. Sry if that sounded cheesy...







Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

fryingpan
06-05-2004, 07:13 AM
in the words of my good freind Tom "why do we drive on parkways but park on driveways?"

skilltroks
06-07-2004, 05:19 PM
"I rock." ~skilltroks "have you walked your fish today?" ~friend [joshy poo]

fryingpan
06-09-2004, 10:29 AM
Tom again,"why do teachers need answer books."

buckus
06-09-2004, 10:41 AM
I love this thread!!! It's perfectly random and It has quotes! You guys are funny. Sry if that sounded cheesy...







Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!It didn't sound cheesy, I agree!!!

LOL!!!! YAY!! I LOVE that movie!!! ;D

Oh and welcome to the boards, btw. :)

fryingpan
06-09-2004, 04:57 PM
and yet again Tom,"Look an eagle!" This came during mid sentence so it was hilarious but i guess you just had to have been there

disciple
06-11-2004, 04:28 PM
Sauron: "... Ellesar..." I don't know. I try.

disciple
06-11-2004, 09:14 PM
"He was twitching because he had my axe in his nervous system!!!" Just guess where that's from and who said it. It shouldn't be hard.

skelfy
06-12-2004, 06:37 AM
Gimli from the Extended version of TTT.

'There's something under here! Help me move the bed.'
'No thats alright...you do it yourself.'

I've watched half of Sleepy Hollow and only one part was a bit :o

disciple
06-12-2004, 11:52 AM
True. I don't like "scary" movies because they are all lame and predictable. Freddy Vs. Jason was even a bad one... ending: predictable.

fryingpan
06-12-2004, 11:57 AM
october sky,"Predigemus"that is the funniest part of the movie

disciple
06-12-2004, 11:58 AM
"Yeah, there are spies, double-angents, and pseudo-double-angents. It's all pretty basic." Who and what movie?

fryingpan
06-12-2004, 04:36 PM
no clue but can you guess this movie,"Never put twinkis on your Pizza."

disciple
06-12-2004, 04:38 PM
Mine's from I-Spy, said by what's-his-name from Shanghai Noon and Knights (not Jackie Chan). Yours might as well be from Mars, cuz I don't know.

disciple
06-12-2004, 04:39 PM
I've got another one. "That's what they should call that, the Leafy Bug."

fryingpan
06-12-2004, 04:39 PM
HA your wrong its from heavy weights when they wake up from the party and pat asked if they learned anything

disciple
06-12-2004, 04:41 PM
I knew it wasn't from mars. But it might as well have been from Mars THE PLANET, I meant. lol

unshakeable15
06-13-2004, 06:49 PM
just so you know, if you want to play "guess where this quote's from?" game, you can check out this thread (http://www.panheads.org/boards/showthread.php?t=109). ;)

disciple
06-13-2004, 07:30 PM
I know... jeez, I hate it when I forget these things ???

Someone101
06-18-2004, 08:19 AM
Hehe, I love quotes! I found a really good one the other day, so I hope someone finds it in this long thread... also I hope nobody's posted it yet, because I like to be original. :D

Bad spellers of the world untie! -Unknown

disciple
06-24-2004, 09:24 PM
"Do not be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me. In my Father's house there are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you." - Jesus, John 14:1-2

weebird20
06-25-2004, 03:42 AM
"how come God made you so beautiful, talented, intelligent.......oh wait i'm looking in a mirror :P "

my lil sister Becky.

disciple
06-25-2004, 11:15 AM
lol! ROFL!!!!

disciple
06-25-2004, 12:22 PM
DIE!!!! DIE!!!!


My old friend Callie.

christbasedgrl
06-25-2004, 12:38 PM
Some ppl should just not use words

-unknown

saulg
06-25-2004, 08:43 PM
"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
-Anon.
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers."


"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."

half-panhead
06-25-2004, 08:49 PM
"dont you hate it when you have those thoughts that you can't explain? for instance: the only reason we have names is to distinguish who is who."
"did you hear what i just imagined?"
-both by my best friend, Nicole.

disciple
06-25-2004, 08:54 PM
lol...


"STUPID!" - my friend, Callie

half-panhead
06-25-2004, 08:59 PM
HOMEWORK- n. a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

-a poster in one of my 7th grade classes

disciple
06-25-2004, 09:03 PM
"I don't know a lot of big words, well, I do, but I don't know what they mean." - Callie

"If Skillet fans are panheads, then are 12 Stones fans stoners?" - Me

lol

half-panhead
06-25-2004, 09:06 PM
AN ACTUAL CONVO:
NICOLE:At least i HAVE friends!!
JAKE:I have friends! at least i know how to spell friends!
NICOLE: I KNOW HOW TO SPELL FRIENDS!! R..

man i love my best friend. lol. she has dark brown hair but i swear she was born blonde

disciple
06-25-2004, 09:08 PM
lol... I can't say any more Callie... most of the funny stuff she says is inappropriate... but funny.

I wish I knew (or could remember) more funny quotes...

half-panhead
06-25-2004, 09:12 PM
HA nicole wins. heres another by my friend Leme

*singing to Linkin Park*
"Ive... become so numb, i can't feel my hair.."

disciple
06-25-2004, 09:21 PM
Blondie by nature part two!!! lol


"If I said something wrong, testify as to what is wrong.But if I spoke the truth, why did you strike me?" - Jesus, John 18:22


I couldn't come up with a funny quote so I put a great quote.

cinnamonxspider
06-26-2004, 11:46 AM
"Razors pain ya, Rivers are damp,
Acids sting ya, Drugs cause cramp,
Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give,
Gas smells awful, You might as well live."

another one from my favorite movie in the whole world, Girl, Interrupted, as said by Lisa (Angelina Jolie)

disciple
06-26-2004, 11:48 AM
That's one way to look at it, lol, j/k :P


"Chocy! Chocy chocy chocy!" A "weebird" told me this one ;) :P

weebird20
06-28-2004, 04:02 AM
"Chocy! Chocy chocy chocy!" A "weebird" told me this one ;) :P

That "weebird" must be one very intelligent person ;)




"ummm....are u sure ur not blonde?" i get this one ALOT!!! lol

whereami
06-28-2004, 07:41 AM
oooh, as featured in my sigg,y i got his one from a dude imet from alabama on a misison trip, "Eagles may soar but weasles dont get sucked into jet engines"

weebird20
06-28-2004, 11:41 AM
"Are you sure that's chocy?" - Buckus (soooo funny....i'm still laughing!)

disciple
06-28-2004, 11:42 AM
"You should always mean what you say to me" Radial Angel

weebird20
06-28-2004, 02:09 PM
heeeheee that is a good one...i had to read it a few times before i got it, but its funny!!!! lol!

disciple
06-28-2004, 02:11 PM
lol... I don't think it was intended to be funny :P

weebird20
06-28-2004, 02:24 PM
LOL!!!! now i'm laughing even more...my mind is a strange deserted place...glad i dont have to go there much :P

disciple
06-28-2004, 02:25 PM
Me too... mine's always busy though... like it's empty, bt there is always something happening up there :P That's my quote now.

"My mind is like an empty desert, always empty, but always busy."

pyrotiger
06-28-2004, 10:52 PM
"Are you sure this is the right way, Bender?" ~ Fat bot

"Not as sure as I was an hour ago" ~ Bender

buckus
06-30-2004, 04:35 PM
"Are you sure that's chocy?" - Buckus (soooo funny....i'm still laughing!)
ROFLOL!!!!

Aww, I have been quoted!!! I feel honored. ;D :-[ 8)

disciple
06-30-2004, 05:16 PM
"Are you sure this is the right way, Bender?" ~ Fat bot

"Not as sure as I was an hour ago" ~ Bender
LOL!


Good one!


"She wants me to go back and scrub the Wood Stain off the sidewalk..." My little sister

"They call it stain for a reason..." - Me

skilltroks
07-10-2004, 05:42 PM
"I love the Ducky!"-Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink. [I think.. she said anyway] Well, this could be in the movie quote thread as well. But, my friends said it all the time last year. [and I'm like that movie rocked hardcore!.. they are like what? what movie? Then I would start laughing.. inside of course.]

disciple
07-11-2004, 02:26 PM
"Waste not; want not" - I dunno.... Anonymus?

saulg
07-12-2004, 03:45 PM
"Can you feel the music all around you, flasshing lights but love can fill your mind"

~kutless, Tonight

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 07:27 AM
"to infinity and beyond" buzz light yr lol not sure where that came form..

~ queen random ~

disciple
07-13-2004, 03:46 PM
This IS random quotes, am I noit right? lol