Hey all I am new to this site I am not however new to skillet.
I was introduced to them when my dad popped their "Invincible" album into the truck cd player. I was hooked.

But anyways I just wanted to start a topic about all the wierd and goofy things John Cooper has said at past concerts and such.

I know someone has a quote on their profile or whatever which says something about God loving rock music but hating country! Im assuming that was John Cooper who said that.

But anyways I just wanted to add my own. When I was at Kingdom Bound 2002 @ Darien Lake John Cooper actually took a little time between songs to witness a bit! It was real k0ol. At one point he said he went and saw the starwars movie with a character named emporer duku.

He said something to the effect of "Why ? of all the names they could have used why did they choose duku?" he then said "Emporer duku...sounds like emporer doodoo...teehee"
We later met up with skillet (my friends kelly and stacey) and stacey got her pants signed by the band and we had a picture taken with them. I saw another quote saying "a ticket to skillet concert 15$, a skillet t-shirt 35$ ...finally meeting your favorite band and not having anything witty or interesting to say...priceless"...or something to that effect...I have to agree. Kelly looked at John and said "All this time while standing in line to meet you I have been thinking of something witty to say but my mind has been blank the whole time" John then replied "thats whitty enough for me"

I look forward to their new album. They played a few song from it this past KB..(2003) They really have come a looong way and Im sure have a long history ahead of them.

Go Skillet!

-Steve ;D

"Hey all I am new to this site I am not however new to skillet.
I was introduced to them when my dad popped their "Invincible" album into the truck cd player. I was hooked"

Wierd!!! That is EXACTLY how it happened to me (new to site but not skillet, introduced by dad putting invincible into truck cd player)

well the first skillet concert i went to like november of last year john was talkin bout his daughter like peeing all the time or something and hes just laughin bout it. then he was like "okie you guys i have 2 things to say to you. number 1........number 1 lik peepee!" and he starts cracking up it was so funny. but yea. thats the only thing i got.

<>< God Bless ><>
Ashley

I think I could write a book about this topic. I really do. I'll have to think for awhile about where to start. ;)

The best one of em all "My baby is cuter than all your babies!"

I remember one time, we were just setting up the stage and taking things out of the truck. One guy asked John is Alex was with them and right out of the blue, he goes "Yeah, and shes cuter than all your babies". ehehe

I also liked when he said about country music... see below in my tagline. ;)

John is multi-talented. He can sing, play, and can be a very funny guy! Alot of rock bands dont crack jokes or act silly because they got to maintain that "Im sooo cool" status and look, but I guess all bands cant be as cool as Skillet. ;)

John is one of the coolest persons on the whole earth!!!!

John Cooper's comment about country music had me in stitches when I heard him say that at the last concert I attended. A very admirable quote!

I think I could write a book about this topic. I really do. I'll have to think for awhile about where to start. ;)


I'd like to see that book. ;)

this is from one of the email updates Cooper sent out a month & a half ago.

"For those of you going to college -- I'm sorry.
Whatever you do, don't let some arrogant professor break down your faith!
Be strong!"


& welcome to the boards torn_disciple & skyllet. ;D

Hehe... I love all the weird stuff that John comes up with. :P Oh, and Imperfection, I too would also like to see that book if you would ever get around to writing it. ;)

Hehe, I first found out about Skillet at a concert, there were a bunch of other bands there (everyday sunday, casting crowns, etc.) and they said a band called Skillet was comin up next, so i listened, and jumped around, and generaly rocked myself into being a great fan. anyway I just wanted to share this story that i had: The concert was in florida and they had played in georgia that afternoon so they drove down the whole way that afternoon and they were realy tired. but when they got on stage they saw all of us were eating dinner outside and he said, "hey whats that your eatin there? oh chiken? that looks good." and imediatly about 5 people ran up to the stage and gave john their chicken and he's like "woah, raly? nice thanks! you guys rock." and then we gave them all fudge rounds (jumbo ones) and, i think they had there afect cause they ROCKED that night, they played us about 4 of the songs from colide, so, if you ever want a great concert, bring fudge to bribe them w/.

"Don't look at me like I'm weird, I know I am"

"If any of you ask to hold muy daughter I will personally have secuirt escort you out of the building, can you do that?"

"Sorry, we forgot to do a sound check, so we will do it now." He said that one in the middle of the concert.

last night he did the whole my baby is cuter then yours thing last night. hmm oh yea "oragans are the ugliest sounding instrument i've ever heard, and they're loud! you know you go to church and you're happy then the organ starts playing and your like 'oh yea. gotta be sad now' "

<>< God Bless ><>
Ashley

Yeah, that's one of the reasons we left our old church and I like our new one better. Better worship service, and people feel free about holding up their hands.

John's a pretty funny guy, I must admit.
His "country music" qoute made me laugh pretty hard.

Ah, where to start...?

"There was this guy in high school who was like all into evangelizing & stuff, & he'd come up to me at school & be like, 'Brother John, God is MOVING! You need to LISTEN to his WILL!!' And he freaked me out! So one time I said, 'I think God is telling me that you should leave me alone now, cause you're scary.' He just laughed, I don't think he got it."

"So, when I was like 5, I found out that my best friend across the street didn't go to church. I was so shocked, I said, 'Well then...you're going to hell!' His mom got mad at me, she was all, 'We don't say that word Johnny...' "

JOHN: "Yeah, so you know those bench things you're sitting in? Those, um...uh..."
KOREY: "Pews, John?"
JOHN: *laughs* "Oh yeah! Pews!" (he sniffs under his arm, & then smiles) "Heh...pew!"

;D There's SO much more I could add, but I'll let other people post, lol.

"organs are evil! it says so in the bible" so he told me on saturday. and also "It doesnt matter if your parents got divorced, heh, well, its matters, but God can bring you peace." I dont remember what else, but you know John, it can be anything.

"You all know Hot Topic? Well, theres this store where I live thats like that, but even worse. Yeah, and I still shop there."-Alien Youth Tour, St. Cloud, MN

lol

lol... nothing like john for some great quotes :)

"When you're rockin' on the stage and your bowels start to rage, diarhea!"-RadioU interview

"I really don't have an English accent, but people do ask me, every show almost, if I'm from Australia or England!"-another one from the RadioU interview :P

"To all the faithful panheads.....Hope this recording rocks your faces off!"~Liner notes from Collide

After playing for about 5 seconds everything stopped and he says... "I can't be out of tune. *pause* I know this will never happen in heaven." It ended up that John and Ben were playing different songs. lol.

john cooper is one of the funiest guys in the world!!

I got the quote right, i hope. Absolutely... I laughed to death listening to the Radiou interview today. John is mad funny.

"I guess you could say we make beautiful music together" ;)

"Can I get a witness?! That is my only attempt at rap" "Thank you!!"

"Hey all I am new to this site I am not however new to skillet.
I was introduced to them when my dad popped their "Invincible" album into the truck cd player. I was hooked"

Wierd!!! That is EXACTLY how it happened to me (new to site but not skillet, introduced by dad putting invincible into truck cd player)


Cool!!

I am an old fart Panhead. Not new to site but a transfere from AY but introduced to Skillet when daughter put Invincible into CD player and it was instant addiction.

APANHEADSDADDY :)

OOH! Now I remember. It went something like:

'I would always hang around my christian guy friends and they'd cuss. So I'd say 'HEY DON"T YOU CUSS AROUND ME! YOU IDIOT! THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!!'

*on passionate worship* We should be passionate and dance and clap! Once I went to this church...really quiet...I started clapping SLOWLY on the beat and people were turning around and looking at what the commotion was. We should be passionate or else we'd be saying 'shake a friends hand shake a friends hand' and shaking hands instead of worshipping.'

(this was back in 2001 when I saw them with Pillar)

John: Have I met you before?
Me: Nope
John: Really?! Because you look really familiar
Me: Nope sorry, this is the first time I've met you
John: oh ok

haha it was the way he said it that made it funny to me for some reason

Can't forget...

"Once you've tasted Jesus, everything else tastes like Spam."

*memories of first skillet concert* aw. :)

there's a a big screen thingy, right? and john is on there, he looks up and sees that korey is on the screen. he gives the camera an evil look, "Stop looking at my wife." he says. when she's still on the screen, he grabs her and covers HER eyes, "I said STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE!!" while he does this korey is laughing her head off.


*i thought that was sooo funny!*

I would be freaked out too, if I was a guy.

on the Alien Youth tour, while the rest of the band was backstage taking a break in the middle of the concert, John was talking about sex... it's worth the wait, and all that. What was funny was when he said something like, "and it's fun!.... Korey would kill me if she heard that."

Chris

on the Alien Youth tour, while the rest of the band was backstage taking a break in the middle of the concert, John was talking about sex... it's worth the wait, and all that. What was funny was when he said something like, "and it's fun!.... Korey would kill me if she heard that."

Chris


I wouldn't expect someone like John to say that!

No, i wouldn't think he would say something like that, not that I don't believe you or anything, but it sounds so, unlike him.

From what I've read here he seems to say some of the randomest things...

*Nods*
Yeah, I've never met him(sadly)but he does seem to say some random things.

No, i wouldn't think he would say something like that, not that I don't believe you or anything, but it sounds so, unlike him.


No....that's definitely a John thing. Silly, silly boy. ;)

Robyn's right.

You don't know John as well as you think you do if you think he wouldn't comment on sex being fun. He would.

More I hear of the funny stuff that happens the more I wanna goto a Skillet concert!

" I got saved every year at youth camp." John: " I'm gonna serve Jesus!" elder:" Ah, it will wear off." John: " Really? Oh... that sucks" (back to pue warmer).

that was pretty funny.

I have sadly never been to a Skillet concert. it comes with living in the middle of nowhere ::) however, this thread has made me laugh harder than i have in a long time ::)

at a concert in amish country, john kept mentioning amish, how you can buy anything amish made and all. then when he was about to pray, he of course said we were gunna pray, then went on talking about other stuff, finally, he was really about to pray and he goes "amish, amish" then continues on to pray. it was soooo stinkin funny, he said it in this weird little voice. It was hard to stop laughing while he was praying

Ok...At the last show John got on his movie soapbox and he started talking about "School of Rock"....And he was all

"It was SO funny I almost peed my pants. When's he's all like, "Raise your goblet of rock"....I had just a little pee....just a little..."

Ok...At the last show John got on his movie soapbox and he started talking about "School of Rock"....And he was all

"It was SO funny I almost peed my pants. When's he's all like, "Raise your goblet of rock"....I had just a little pee....just a little..."



haha! John actually peed (sp?) his pants while watching that movie? man, i want to watch that, now more than ever. *picturing john doing that*

:- hmmm.... peed his pants eh? ... *shudders at thought*

Eeeeeewww. :-X

That's gross!! T.M.I.,T.M.I.!!!!!! But 'School of Rock' was SO funny!!!

I warned y'all I have enough to write a book. ;)

Here's a cute one from the release show. He's talking about how much Alex loves rock music and, in particular, how much she loves Skillet's music....so his impersonation of Alex was...

"Dada, Rock my face off!!!"

*visual aid...*

At the concert I went to John was telling us how much he liked our food (this was in New Orleans) but he said how lil Alex couldnt have any becuz it gave her diarrhea. Then he was like "Yeah we--er--Korey has to clean up the doodoo. But ya know it's not so bad after a whille it's just pooh. *acts like he has pooh on his hand.......wipes it on his jeans.......smells it......LICKS it*" Everybody was like ewwwwwwwwwwww & then he was like "Okay i'll make a promise....i'll never again tell a pooh joke from the stage!" (This was back in April...has John broken his promis since then?)

Lol. I love coming to this thread!! I can't tell you if John's broken that promise or not yet, but if he hasn't already I'm sure his craziness will make him do so someday. :P

(This was back in April...has John broken his promis since then?)

yes he has. ;) He had to "resort" to telling diarrhea jokes. ::) ;D

haha! ah well...I guess he must've meant whenever they're down here. Also when i asked him how Skillet had really gotten started he told me & stuff & he was like "Yeah so we gave the demo to Forefront & they liked it & all & thats how we ended..." & i looked at him kinda weird & he was like "OH NO! I'M SORRY! thats how we got started!" lol...it was great...

A couple years back John sang the "Diarrhea Song" for Tracy's gang, Chrishna, and myself. The man has no shame. When will you people learn?

John Cooper is a crazy, wacky nut. He's my hero. Lol

I warned y'all I have enough to write a book. ;)

Here's a cute one from the release show. He's talking about how much Alex loves rock music and, in particular, how much she loves Skillet's music....so his impersonation of Alex was...

"Dada, Rock my face off!!!"

*visual aid...*



that was so funny. he did his little rock sign too, i wonder if alex does that also. I totally forgot about that part.

does anyone know all the verses john's made to his diarrhea song? i never remember them

I warned y'all I have enough to write a book. ;)

Here's a cute one from the release show. He's talking about how much Alex loves rock music and, in particular, how much she loves Skillet's music....so his impersonation of Alex was...

"Dada, Rock my face off!!!"

*visual aid...*


Is that from the 18th? That shirt looks familiar... ;)

I remember hearing him talk about diarrhea on that interview thing

I remember one from the RadioU interview, it was like, "when you're rockin' on the stage and your bowels start to rage, diarrhea!"

Is that from the 18th? That shirt looks familiar... ;)


Yes.

I think he's good looking and i love their style of music it really gets you going!

it doesn't seem as though John has really grown out of the "little boy" mindset ::)

What's with John's "accent"? He's from Memphis, not Scotland! (well it sounds like a cross between a scottish accent and an english accent). Does he have a severe southern accent or something that he is trying to cover up?

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I don't know, but I thought the same thing when I first heard 'em. Especially in some of their songs, he sounds like he has an English or Australlian accent. He said in the RadioU interview that people ask him all the time if he's from England or Australia. But when you hear him talk for a long time, you can catch a hint of the southern-ness in his voice (at least to me you can). And you realize he doesn't really have an accent (British or Australlian).

Yeah, I've been down to Memphis, and John doesn't sound very much like the other people down there.

Yeah, I'm from Louisiana and I know that I have a very prominent southern accent, and John sounds nothing like I do, or any of my other family members do.

I'm from Georgia....and John definitely sounds southern to me. I think the reason so many people can't figure out where he's from is due to the tone and cadence of his voice.

I'd never heard quite that combination of vocal inflections before meeting Cooper. ;)

I'm from Georgia....and John definitely sounds southern to me.

You don't sound Georgia-ish, Ro. ;) Not to me. Considering I'm from where I'm from. ;)

He sounds southern to me, too... ;)

You don't sound Georgia-ish, Ro. ;) Not to me. Considering I'm from where I'm from. ;)


That's cause I have a weird voice as well. ;)

I think the reason so many people can't figure out where he's from is due to the tone and cadence of his voice.
Ahh yeah, that's probably it. I thought he sounded southern, but there always seemed to be something very different...

You don't sound Georgia-ish, Ro. ;) Not to me. Considering I'm from where I'm from. ;)


That's cause I have a weird voice as well. ;)


Oh no, not at all. ;)

i've always thot of John's voice as having a southern aspect to, but northern as well. i mean, he lives in Wisconsin & they sound funny up there, so why should he sound like he does after having two funny sounding accents? ;)

yeah, John is real cool. torn_disciple, John Cooper did say that God loves rock and hates country, but he said like 5 minutes later he was kidding. i dunno how many different times he said it, but i know he said it at this year's "Rock the Universe", in which it was an awesome concert. John Cooper is so cool. So is everyone else in Skillet.

Ok, I was at a concert in Knoxville, and all of a sudden in the middle of John talking, a guy stands up and says, "John, John!!!" John goes "what" then the guy starts talking about digging in the snow and not being cold and his XBOX and computer. Everyone in the place was like he's on drugs, then John bends down to Bo (The gaurd I guess you could say) and Bo calls some people over and the guy leaves. Then John goes, "and that's part of the Christian walk, testifying." And everyone then thinks John is on drugs. Just Kidding, We love you John. ;D

Ohhhh man.....I remember that....

Except, John never told the guard to go....he actually kept telling him to wait...the guard finally went on his own. ;)

Will has pictures of John's faces during the entire time that guy was talking....and boy, are they hilarious. ;D

lol at kingdom bound, darien lake, a couple years ago john was trying to give his testimony and all of a sudden all these fireworks started blasted away, and hes like " HEY I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!" it was so funny. it happens ever year except this past year at KB because relient k ended last instead of skillet. I thought that was really dumb since skillet has ended like the last 4 years or so. and i also dont like relient k ;)

oh and another one of his "corny jokes":
"What are twins still in the mother's belly? Womb mates!" lol

Im from Alabama, I know I have an accent. I dont hear it while I talk, but if i hear myself recorded, im like, what the heck...

oh and another one of his "corny jokes":
"What are twins still in the mother's belly? Womb mates!" lol


lol...oh my. :)

Ohhhh man.....I remember that....

Except, John never told the guard to go....he actually kept telling him to wait...the guard finally went on his own. ;)

Will has pictures of John's faces during the entire time that guy was talking....and boy, are they hilarious. ;D


oh i wanna see!!!!

lol...oh my. :)


haha! you know exactly what he's talking about don't ya. ;)

i'd like to see those pics too. maybe we should get Will to dig 'em up for us. :)

Here's a good one...

Carrie was talking to John about his quote on Skillet.org and how awesome it was....the quote that says "Don't just be another person with the answer of what life is about. Actually believe it and let the passion of living it drip off your tongue." Well, he couldn't remember what he'd said there....so Carrie and I quoted it for him.

After we'd finished, John said something to the effect of, "I said that? That's awesome! I'm so smart."

:D

haha! that sounds like something i would say when i'm trying to be funny. but knowing John, he probably wasn't even trying to be funny. :) that's the beauty of it.

Haha. Yeah, I'd probably say something like that, too... ::) :P

The funniest things ARE said when the person doesnt intend to be funny!

lol...oh my. :)


haha! you know exactly what he's talking about don't ya. ;)

i'd like to see those pics too. maybe we should get Will to dig 'em up for us. :)


yeah...kinda weird when a joke can apply to you. :P

I remember KB 2002 when he said the "Duku-doodoo" thing, that was funny and wierd. At KB 2003, I remember, he saw my brother's sign, it said "WE (backwards "R") PANHEADS" It was long, so, he had different people help hold it up, and John commented on it.

John is so hilarious. I love this thread!

John is so hilarious. I love this thread!


tolly! i second that! ;D

I was around for Skillet's first protest. It was in Gillette, Wyoming and we were all sitting inside the building when someone came in and said there was a guy outside protesting the concert. So naturally, we all ran out to look. Here was this funny little guy, wearing these two coloured posterboards on each side with stuff and protesting rock music. We were all like "uhh".

Durring the show, John was like "I've heard about bands like POD and Project86 geting having people protest at their shows, but I never actually thought it would happen to us. I'm actually kind of honored that someone would take the time out of their schedule to come do what they think is God's work. But it's also people like him who are so screwed up in their beliefs..."

CJ

"The only problem is...I haven't seen any skillets today and that kinda cuts like a ka-knife...hey, but you can't cause you've used it to camp with so you couldn't bring it to hit somebody else....that's what I need...nope, I'm kidding...I feel bad...I'm sorry...I'm joking, I'm joking. *tsk,tsk, tsk* Yeah, I'm always this funny....every show."

-John, Cornerstone '99

http://www.mindspring.com/~brucec/craindex.htm
check that out Terra. a christian Rock Apologetics website.

"...on the Alien Youth tour, while the rest of the band was backstage taking a break in the middle of the concert, John was talking about sex... it's worth the wait, and all that. What was funny was when he said something like, "and it's fun!.... Korey would kill me if she heard that."

*Chris posted that, i'm just not sure how the quote thingy works*

i thought this was sooo funny! and i could see John saying soemthing like that, he's so crazy. ya just gotta love him. heehee. i used to have the biggest crush on him a few years back. then i got to meet him one year when they came to North Carolina. Korey wasn't there b/c she was really pregnant with Alex so that made me sad, but when i acyually talked to John i was so excited! i cried all the way home to VA b/c i was soo happy that i got to meet him. *blushes* i dreew a pic for him....i wonder if he still has that picture? that would be so cool!

I have a page dedicated to skillet sayings

http://expage.com/itsskillet

click the quotes section

Well first of all I am from Memphis and I think John does have somewhat of a southern accent, not overwhelmingly southern, but you can hear it. Then about the quotes...when I met him at the Alien Youth CD release party I had my hair in to balls on the top of my head and he said
"I like your hair, cool pigtails! Wait...those really are pigTails...more like Pig Balls!..Oh that sounds bad! (he got super red and all the band members burst out laughing) I didnt mean to be gross! I really think your hair is cool!"
It was soo funny to see him get so embarrased! and at the show last night he said his baby was cuter and he loooves to "rock your faces off" quote. Someone yelled it at him and he got all excited.
here is a pic from the show last night

...he loooves to "rock your faces off" quote. Someone yelled it at him and he got all excited.
here is a pic from the show last night


(That was Will. - BTW, Good going with that Will. :))

This isn't all that funny.. but at Cornerstone NC this year, I saw Skillet for my first time, and i was in a crazy mood so I spiked my lengthy hair straight up with red hair gel and it looked pretty stupid... anys after the AWEsome concert I was hangin around to get Korey's guitar pick autographed and John says "Hey man, I like your hair!" and I'm not sure if he was kidding or just has really weird taste lol :P

Imperfection, Is the guy who yelled that out at the Memphis concert on this board? I wonder how many people on this board are from Memphis? We should throw a party!! hahaha....im just bored tonight sorry

Imperfection, Is the guy who yelled that out at the Memphis concert on this board? I wonder how many people on this board are from Memphis? We should throw a party!! hahaha....im just bored tonight sorry


Yeah, that was Will. A couple on here are from Memphis actually. ;)

this is some funny crap :P

Yes I agree! John Cooper is a really funny guy!

^ Ah soo true!! ;D

at the cd release party, somebody yelled out for them to play Cycle Down, and John's like "I just want you all to know, that even though we make a record, it doesn't mean we know the songs. We don't know how to play cycle down"

I have heard John say that before as well. Some us that are musically challenged would just assume that they could rock any of their songs at any time.

At some point while signing autographs, John randomly turned to me and said...


"I'm not a chick."


Well geesh John, I never could have figured that out. ;) I still have no idea why that inspiration struck him. *hopeless shrug* :)

wow. randomness is the best inspiration for great humor.

at the cd release party, somebody yelled out for them to play Cycle Down, and John's like "I just want you all to know, that even though we make a record, it doesn't mean we know the songs. We don't know how to play cycle down"


thats funny, I don't know why

actually I think some of johns best quotes are when he brings Korey into it. At every concert I went to he talks about his wife, you know what I mean. Its usaully really funny, and then korey looks all embaressed..

"For those of you thinking your getting a word from God that she's the one,(points to Korey) she's not."-John

"This is my wife Korey, isn't she hot? (guys start yelling YEAH) Oh good, now I know who to pound after the show.."-John

At some point while signing autographs, John randomly turned to me and said...


"I'm not a chick."


That would've helped my little sister! She saw the Invincible cover and was asking me about 'em, so I was telling her their names and what instruments they played. When I pointed to John, she was like, 'Oh...I thought that was a girl...' I had to just shake my head in disbelief.

"This is my wife Korey, isn't she hot? (guys start yelling YEAH) Oh good, now I know who to pound after the show.."-John

Hee! That's hilarious! ;D

LOL these are funny

Hee. Yeah, John is hilarious. ;D

"This is my wife Korey, isn't she hot? (guys start yelling YEAH) Oh good, now I know who to pound after the show.."-John[/b]

LOL one of my friends said john said that at sonshine when she saw them...he was talking about how korey was short and hot...lol he must be a sumwhat embarassing person to be married to

"When you're rockin' on the stage and your bowels start to rage, diarhea!"-RadioU interview


thosehave to be his favorite quotes. he was saying them all around the campfire when we went camping with him...it was hilarious...stuff like sliding into home base and stuff...he's a funny dude.

it doesn't seem as though John has really grown out of the "little boy" mindset ::)


it's cuz he has a really short attention span

i've always thot of John's voice as having a southern aspect to, but northern as well. i mean, he lives in Wisconsin & they sound funny up there, so why should he sound like he does after having two funny sounding accents? ;)


*tear* I'm from Wisconsin...I don't have a weird accent... *teaR*...John totally doesn't have a southern accent...or english, or scottish...or any of that stuff...it's a pure 100% Rock Star Accent...it wears off on you too...yup

...it's a pure 100% Rock Star Accent...it wears off on you too...yup


LOL!! That's right!! (I love the way he always says awesome! ;D)

yea, i thought of one....when john was driving me home korey told him i was writing a book,
john: what kind of book is it?
tori: it's a mystery
john: oh, so will i have to wait till your done?
tori: what? OH! john that was the corniest thing
john: teehee
(Alex in back laughs...just cuz her dad laughs)

OMG this thread is the best!!!! okay here are my John quotes i've collected over the years:
(at festival con dios before alien youth came out) "Our new album is coming out..and another thing, its gonna rawk your face off!!"
(to me and my sister after the concert) *wierd stare/glare..* "Its..the..freaks...."
(at Godstock 2001) "The GORGEOUS keyboard player(korey rolls eyes) is my wife...oh and another thing, if anyone says she's hot, i'm gonna take you out to the parking lot and i'm gonna beat you up!!!"
(agape 2003) "My daughter is cuter than any of you all were at that age!!"
*to me and my sister who were yelling in the front row* "I know you two!! You've been to like 15 of our concerts!!!!" "sadly, we've only been to 3." "well what about the other 12 then?!?!?!"
Godstock 2003 *to my sister when she displayed her flame shirt from hot topic* "Did you gut the store??"

When we had our panhead party last november, we were hardly able to eat any of the tremendous amount of "stuff" we bought.

So we had this really cool 3 Musketeers ice cream topping that we never used (never even broke the seal!)...
http://www.smucker.com/images/products/5150004478.gif

Well, we decided that we should give it to skillet because they might enjoy it.

So, when I gave it to John....he got all excited and said...

"That's so cool...I wanna smell it..."

So he proceeded to open the flip top and get the little tube-like opening so close to his nose that it didn't even look right...(you know what I'm saying?)

Finally, I could stand it no longer and inbetween barely concealed laughs I told John I was pretty sure that there was a freashness seal. His response?

"Oh....well....I guess I'll just have to smell it later."

I about burst I was trying so hard not to laugh... ;)

ya know what's funnier than me being able to see that? i know that i would probably want to do the same thing. :)

Okay... now that is a goofy mental picture. Wow. That's just plain weird.

wow... that is... almost as funny as the one of Ben dancing like Justin Timberlake :o

Ack! No! I did not want to picture that! It's too weird! :o

Unfortunately, I've only been to one skillet concert, about two or three years ago, during the fall AY tour, when they came to richmond VA. only good one I remeber from that concert was when John was talkin about God's grace and how he saves us from all sorts of things, he said "It doesn't matter if you're into drugs, sex, alcoholism..." then he stopped and started counting on his fingers, "Al-co-hol-is-m...WOW!!! That's 5 sylables!!"

"It doesn't matter if you're into drugs, sex, alcoholism..." then he stopped and started counting on his fingers, "Al-co-hol-is-m...WOW!!! That's 5 sylables!!"


So Its true! John graduated elementary school! lol j/k

Ben dancing like Justin timberlake? Wow.. thats a picture I gotta see..

I wish I saw John on stage with Lil'IroWilliams
People described it as the cooper booty shake he was doing.. now that.. thats funny

I wish I saw John on stage with Lil'IroWilliams....


You say that....but you don't really mean it... ;)

Trust me....you really don't mean it... ;)

Unfortunately, I've only been to one skillet concert, about two or three years ago, during the fall AY tour, when they came to richmond VA. only good one I remeber from that concert was when John was talkin about God's grace and how he saves us from all sorts of things, he said "It doesn't matter if you're into drugs, sex, alcoholism..." then he stopped and started counting on his fingers, "Al-co-hol-is-m...WOW!!! That's 5 sylables!!"


LOL!

"It doesn't matter if you're into drugs, sex, alcoholism..." then he stopped and started counting on his fingers, "Al-co-hol-is-m...WOW!!! That's 5 sylables!!"


you know the funniest part of that? alcoholism is only 4 syllables. :D ;)

"It doesn't matter if you're into drugs, sex, alcoholism..." then he stopped and started counting on his fingers, "Al-co-hol-is-m...WOW!!! That's 5 sylables!!"


you know the funniest part of that? alcoholism is only 4 syllables. :D ;)


OH OH HE DIDN'T PASS ELEMENTARY! I'm gunna talk to him about that when I see him this march..lol

I wish I saw John on stage with Lil'IroWilliams....


You say that....but you don't really mean it... ;)

Trust me....you really don't mean it... ;)


That bad huh?

you know the funniest part of that? alcoholism is only 4 syllables. :D ;)


I thought it was 5 too....man, I'm as smart as John...that's...comforting? ;)


That bad huh?

Nah...my therapist says I'll be completely better in like...15 years or something. :)

I thought it was 5 too....man, I'm as smart as John...that's...comforting? ;)

don't worry, i would think most people would say it's 5. it's the -ism that throws you off. the way we say it adds a break between the 's' & the 'm'.

here i go talking about words again. man, i could on for hours. ;)

*tapes unshakeable's mouth up so that he can't keep giving us grammar lessons*

i despise grammar..... :P ;D

i despise grammar..... :P ;D


I do, too. :-X



John is SOOO stinkin funny!!! ;D

*takes off tape*


sorry, can't help it. i like english. ;D


*puts tape back on*

Aw, it's okay, I like English too. :) I just don't give grammar lessons on message boards....

I like English....and I can't stand when people use bad grammar...

I just suck at syllable counting. ;)

".....Jesus can give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning...besides school. if there ever was a reason not to get out of bed in the morning....."
"i hated school. well, i liked the social part, cuz i talk a lot."

"i hated school. well, i liked the social part, cuz i talk a lot."


Amen to that. ;)

you know the funniest part of that? alcoholism is only 4 syllables. :D ;)

I was wondering when someone would catch that. ::)

"last night in Duluth was the coldest ive ever been....WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE HERE????"
at a concert in MN the day after it was -30 degrees.

*takes off tape*


sorry, can't help it. i like english. ;D


*puts tape back on*


*puts on some more tape so that he can't take it off again*

i don't really like english, but i don't like improper grammar either ::)

Oh man… the first time I was able to meet John I showed him a picture I drew of the band. He looked at it will one of his eyebrows up and then said ‘how come you didn’t draw my muscles big enough”. ;D

LOL!!!!

Oh man… the first time I was able to meet John I showed him a picture I drew of the band. He looked at it will one of his eyebrows up and then said ‘how come you didn’t draw my muscles big enough”. ;D


that's great, I wish I was there! ;D
LOL!!!! ;D
(Wow, the smileys glow too! ;D)

Anyone who watched/attended Day 7 tonight heard this lovely one regarding people bringing skillets to the show...

"Be careful. We don't want anyone to become a panhead tonight."


Oh John, that was pretty bad...even for you. ;) :D

Anyone who watched/attended Day 7 tonight heard this lovely one regarding people bringing skillets to the show...

"Be careful. We don't want anyone to become a panhead tonight."


so if you watched it live could you watch skillet's whole set? it seems that only 'best kept secret' at the end is archieved.

Oh John, that was pretty bad...even for you. ;) :D


ahahaaha.. yeah sometimes he over does it..but thats when the funniest stuff happens.. when he makes mistakes or tries to hard to sound funny..lol..

Well the unthinkable happened last night. I told a joke that made John speechless..... I told the band in the most sincere and deep way that I could muster "not only has your music brought me closer to Jesus *long awkward pause* but it's even brought me closer to my *another pause* plastic surgeon, CUZ YOU ROCK MY FACE OFF!!!!"... It was chessy but it was good. John had the blankest look on his face I've ever seen. Korey got it and cracked up. You know the joke is bad if John doesn't even get it.... ;D ;D ;D

ahhhhh!!!!!! stupid joke!!!!!!!!






but funny

so if you watched it live could you watch skillet's whole set? it seems that only 'best kept secret' at the end is archieved.


Yes um. You have it right.

You know the joke is bad if John doesn't even get it.... ;D ;D ;D


That IS bad!!!!

no dude, i liked that joke, it's something i would say, which could be a bad thing.

Silly joke, but it brought a smile to my face. :P I got it instantly.

lol... actually, that was bad, but it was rather funny ;D and i did get it the first time that i read it ::)

"Oh Korey! Hold my hair, hold my hair!"
(john making fun of Lori when she was sick and had to throw up back stage)

One of those you would have to be there to think it was really funny things.. John also had a sissy voice trying to sound like Lori .. that was funny.. ;D

haha, that's pretty funny, wish I could seen that, that was at the release party right? I went to the release party the day after that one.

Yeah it was the one in toledo.. was Lori still sick at the party u went to?

yeah John made fun of her a few times that night, and then he annouced that he was on live radio.. I betcha Lori had some cross feelings at him.. ha ha ha lol

"Oh Korey! Hold my hair, hold my hair!"
(john making fun of Lori when she was sick and had to throw up back stage)

One of those you would have to be there to think it was really funny things.. John also had a sissy voice trying to sound like Lori .. that was funny.. ;D


I remember the hair holding stuff...but I thought John was using his normal voice. Anyone else there that remembers?

He may have been for that part.. but at some point of time he was making other jokes at her trying to sound like her..lol
I have alot of it on video so I will just check back.. I dunno if I have that part thou..

lori was feeling a bit better the next day, although when i got my pic w/ her, she warned me to not get too close cuz she was still sick

:'( Aww poor Lori.... bad enough being sick but bein teased too.... :P

Ha ha I know, she was pretty good though that night, I mean for someone with a flu or whatever she was really rockin out...

John likes to make fun of his band mates or embaress them, for ex.

John Called Ben a Girl, or hinted at it as I should say. ;) lol

The whole thing with Lori, you already know that, expressing his thought on Lori being sick then mentioning he was on live radio

Then Talking about certian things about Korey and his realation ship.. lets ends here...take a wild guess ::)

John is one funny,weird,loud and crazy person

John from this morning:

"awww this food is so good I'm going to cry!"

John from the porterville show said something along the lines of asking how many hours it took people to drive there. And when hearing our response he said "that touches my heart! I think im going to cry!" and then later on when seeing our skillets "that's going to make me cry too" and when someone's birthday was annoucned "aww. youre gonna make me cry three times tonight"

::)

^pretty emotional, huh?! ::)

yeah, sure does sound pretty emotional there. it's not everyday John cries...at least, I doubt it

John was getting emotional alright. He wasn't crying, but he didn't want to leave, thats for sure.

John: 'This is Ben. Ben is barely older than you guys. He's twelve.' *ben laughs*

John: 'Backstage photo op! *turns to other people* Yes. NO!!'

And of course...the 'best chick drummer in ROCK today...EVER'.

lol, ok, sorry im a little behind, but im comenting on skilletosis's (theres a mouthfull) joke: LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!! ya, thats the kind of joke i luv and try to use daily, the kind thats soooooooooo dumb, that its funny, but would have loved to so john after that. haha. im guna have to think of the best dumb joke ever for the next time i see john

dude Lori soo is the best chick drummer!!!!! ;) ;)

And it is true...John DOES like to talk between the photo ops. :)

When does John NOT like to talk? ::]

lol... that's so true!!!

dude Lori soo is the best chick drummer!!!!! ;) ;)ho ya!!!!! who says otherwise, ill go pound um!!!!!!!!, rrrrrr! arrg!

When does John NOT like to talk? ::]when does anyone not like to talk? um, well, when they want to be quiet. ya, but hey, if john didnt like to talk as much as he does, this thread wouldnt be here!!!:o and we can all agree that would be tragic!

I can hear John's southern accent a little.....I think his deep voice throws it off. We all know John is a very funny guy, he is very witty.......but I would like to share with you guys a not so funny or wacky little story that I admire him for. I went to see Skillet for the first time about 2 years ago now, (Will, the creator of this site, was also there and it was his first Skillet concert aswell.) He may remember this, John was like showing off his classic purple and green guitar and was holding it up for everyone to see. John was like "you gotta love this guitar!" Some people out in the crowd started moving their arms up and down like they were worshipping the guitar, then John was like "Stop it guys, thats not funny." I really admire him for that, he knows when to draw the line and thats a awesome testimony for a christian. :)

^awww, thats a great story. john is so awsome, he knows how to be realy funny, withought ever being disrespectfull to God

no clue if this was already posted (http://expage.com/skillquotes) by accident I found this.

Hmm... This is a little off topic, but I'd be very interested to see how exactly one could rock one's face off. Any one ever done it before? ;D

no clue if this was already posted (http://expage.com/skillquotes) by accident I found this.
ya, i think that was posted before, they look familiar, i duno.

I think I could write a book about this topic. I really do. I'll have to think for awhile about where to start. ;)

I think you're right. John always has something goofy to say or a joke that no one laughs at!! :P

does anyone have the exact qoute about country music? or anyplace I could find it?

John likes to make fun of his band mates or embaress them, for ex.



yeah, at the last concert he said that ben was no good at video games, ie LOTR

I figured we need a place to put fav. jokes that John has said... for me i'd have to say the diarreah song was pretty hilarious...

hehe ya definately.

once adfter Ben broke his guitar John said at the ned of the song (Best Kept Secret) "He was so excited he broke his guitar." and then he did that funny laugh he always does.

I figured we need a place to put fav. jokes that John has said... for me i'd have to say the diarreah song was pretty hilarious...
i put the joke thread together with a "wacky sayings" thread from way back. hope you don't mind. ;)

"God doesn't care about what you look like, or what your hair looks like. If He did, everybody's hair would look like mine, cuz God loves mine the best!" ;D That made me laugh sooo hard...

I am new here, so I guess I'm kinda out of the loop, but what is John's country quote exactly??

something along the lines of "God loves all music, well, except for country."

I don't really know, but he does joke. It's better than not ever joking.

I don't have the best quotes, but...
My best friend, and her dad and her sister and I got to the concert hours and hours early, and ran around in the parking lot, and stalked John and Ben and stuff. They were setting up their merchandisde table, and a guy from one of the other bands walking by, with his pants sagging really far. I can't remember who said what, but they were picking at him.
"Hey, dude, I hate to break it to you, but your pants are falling down."
"This is a family place." Then they handed him a bunjee chord.
Then my best friend was looking at the Skillet mirror, and said, "You can't see yourself in this."
Then John was all distraught. "Yes you can!" He looked horrified and indignant and stuff, and looked in the mirror to make sure.

Best. Thread. Ever.

something along the lines of "God loves all music, well, except for country."

Haha, I remeber my brother telling me he said that when he saw them in concert. And I much agree with John on that one :D

All I need to do is remember to come back to this thread when I feel down, 'cause it makes me laugh sooo hard. ;D

John's a funny one, he is. ::]

Here's a good one...

Carrie was talking to John about his quote on Skillet.org and how awesome it was....the quote that says "Don't just be another person with the answer of what life is about. Actually believe it and let the passion of living it drip off your tongue." Well, he couldn't remember what he'd said there....so Carrie and I quoted it for him.

After we'd finished, John said something to the effect of, "I said that? That's awesome! I'm so smart."


:D
Yep, that's a "me" thing as well, just ask Jon. ::]

when i went to my first skillet concert, it was a worship concert and John had a wild hair cut it looked like the pic from alien youth, and he fliped his hair out of his face someone yell out nice hair why dont you get a hair cut, and John said well you may think that my hair is stupid, but your hair is boring so there and then he started lauging at his own joke it was great

This isn't exactly funny or anything...or maybe it is.

So I saw Skillet at Kingdom Bound in '04. Awesome show and whatnot. Next time I see them, like in April, John was talking about during the show...like, he had to take a dump and stuff. That and he ended up sayin that after the show and between when he went to go do signings and stuff...massive diahhrea.

It was funny at the time anyways...

John seems to have a predilection (http://webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=predilection) towards his bowels and bowel movements in general.

I'm resurrecting this thread :) because I have a bunch!!

(Lori is talking to my best friend on the phone when John grabs the phone from her mid-sentence):
"What's up, this is John! You know what, I like totally just grabbed the phone & interrupted your sentence, isn't that rude? Well guess what, I'm the lead singer, which means I'm the boss, which means I can do whatever I want to! Isn't that great?"

"Yeah, remember that show, in 1998 when it rained? Yeah, it messed up my hair, so I remember that...oh you think that's funny? Ha! Ha! Haha!! Grrrr..."

"I hope some of you little kids can stay out late, cuz we're gunna rock your faces off ALL NIGHT LONG!!! That was corny huh? It's true."

(My personal favorite):
"Did you guys ever get in fights on the school bus? No? Come on, yes you did. Was I really the only one? Anyway, everyone used to make fun of me in school cuz I was in marching band. Yeah yeah...laugh if you want. They'd say stupid stuff like, 'Look at John, he's gay,' or something. And to make it worse, I played the trombone, which is like, the hugest instrument besides the tuba. One day this kid made me so mad that I just SMACKED him in the face with my trombone! I don't know why I told that story...that's really mean...but it's okay because I preached to him right after. Haha, no I didn't, I'm lying. Stupid Preston & his stupid friends..."

(After Ben broke a string right in the middle of 'Savior'...):
"Okay hold it, wait a second hold on...WHAT is the problem here?!" (Ben says he broke a string.) "Oh, okay...well fix it! Gosh! I think this is the most embaressing moment in all of Skillet history...maybe even my whole life...are we ready again? Wait, where are we starting from? What's going on?"

"I hate playing this bass. The strap is too long & I can't reach all the strings. I feel like I'm in a punk band, cuz they don't use the top 2. Hahahaha! Get it? Come on, that was funny! Why aren't you laughing?"

"I think Edgefest was the most intimidating, heaviest day in the history of my whole career with Skillet. I felt like I was up there going, 'ooo ooo ooo!' & dancing around while all these other guys were like seriously rockin out. Oh you guys liked that dance? Yeah, I'm taking that to American Idol."

"So how did you guys like Old Man Shattered? I thought they were way cool. Interesting name though...oh well. Anything is better than SKILLET. Der-herr!"

At Bakersfield he was trying to fix his bass cause he was having problems with it. Anyway he was talking about how it's held together with duct tape and even showed us the back where there was tons of duct tape and said "Isn't this the most beautiful bass you have ever seen?" *crowd screams their approval* "Yeah, it's MINE

"This is my wife Korey. She's hot isn't she?!?" - John

<Crowd Yells>

"Good, now I know who to pound after the show."- John

<Akward Silence, Lori starts playing drums, Korey shoots John a nasty look>

"This is my wife Korey. She's hot isn't she?!?" - John

<Crowd Yells>

"Good, now I know who to pound after the show."- John

<Akward Silence, Lori starts playing drums, Korey shoots John a nasty look>


hahahaha!!!:D ;D

I think it's the "Lori starts playing drums" part that sold that one!

i just love the band's sense of humor!

so john goes to do his crazy bass flip but it hits his microphone stand and makes this big cable mess. he stops in the middle of the song and calls for his roadie because he claims, "i'm not qualified to fix this, to b a lead singer u must be a moron" lol it was hilarious

so john goes to do his crazy bass flip but it hits his microphone stand and makes this big cable mess. he stops in the middle of the song and calls for his roadie because he claims, "i'm not qualified to fix this, to b a lead singer u must be a moron" lol it was hilarious

He did that at the show I went to on the 10th too, except when it hit the stand & the stand started to tip, he reached out, caught it & started singing. It was awesome. He must have learned from past experience!! ;D

thats awesome!!!

my personal favorite: "In Bruce Almighty, I liked the Evan character best. 'Specially when he said 'Poo poo kaa kaa' hehehehe" *serious face* "That's immature"

And he told me not to hurt anyone with my skillet, cause it's a lethal weapon. :D

seriously...john cooper is one of the funniest guys i know...he makes me laugh everytime i see him. and korey is funny too..i remember went to see them last october after i told korey i thought she was amazing and how she's so awesome and all that..and then she points to John and says, "why, because i married him?" i laughed so hard..they all have a sense of humour :)

wait i remember what i said now..i was telling korey how i thought she was such a wise woman and then she pointed at john and said that.

Haha that's awesome. :D

seriously...john cooper is one of the funniest guys i know...he makes me laugh everytime i see him. and korey is funny too..i remember went to see them last october after i told korey i thought she was amazing and how she's so awesome and all that..and then she points to John and says, "why, because i married him?" i laughed so hard..they all have a sense of humour :)

I love Korey and John. They get along so well together.

"We like girl drummers. They sell records"

John is SO funny! A few weeks ago at one of Skillet's concerts he messed up on one of the songs, so he made everyone in the audience tell him that he was stupid.

^That's kind of sad. I don't think I would have done that, even if John asked.

Haha I wouldn't either. :P

He was just kidding though. No one actually did it, because that would be kinda mean.

thats John for you lol

what i would like to know, is how it seems that everyone around here knows john personally!!! its "yea, the next time i talk to him this," and "oh when i see him next time that" what the hey lol:o :lick: ::]

what can we say....we're not called panheads for nothing...besides the band is great a communicating..

I only met John once and I don't recall saying anything. I'd been thinking of what to say to him for two months too, and never came up with a thing. I recall being completely stunned that he was really in front of me and staring at him. But John was really nice and was all, "Hi" and he shook my hand which was the coolest thing ever to me then. I felt a lot like those silly, sentimentally hyped-up teenybopper girls. I'm really a dork.

Well...when I met him...well....actully I didn't REALLY meet him, I was walking around at ATF, and I saw their table, and the secruity guy told me and my friend to keep walking, and John looked up to see who he told that to and right as he lokked up, I said that I just wanted to look...and he looked at me funny, then looked at Korey who was beside him, and laughed!!!!

heres one jon said at my first skillet concert: "ok,guys dont be offended but it has to be said....my children are prettier than any of you guy's children will ever be!"


i busted up laughing in the third row!;D

I have to think about this one. I know there was one thing... I just can't rember it. it will come to me eventually and then I will post it.

I thought of one
"My daughter just doesn't like demon hunter and we don't kow why?"
hehe. when I have kids they shall listen to demon hunter... and well skillet too of course.

I saw Skillet at Creation this week. Before one of their songs, Yours to Hold, John said "This next song was written so girls would buy our album! Is that cheap?" Then I screamed "Yes!" and he said "Well, I don't care!" :P

ha...yours to hold is one of the best songs on that album. speaking of yours to hold when i saw them in march he said. "yours to hold is not about a cheerleader, it's about the goth girl" ..not really funny or anything...but it stuck out to me...

What about a goth cheerleader?

And hair in the face sounds emo. Actually my first impression is like that girl from The Ring, but I don't think the song's about her.

No...me either!!!! I goth cheerleader...thats something I want to see!!!!

http://www.dutchfurs.com/~bander/arts/color/2003/!gc.gif

Goth cheerleader!


But really, "Your hair always hiding your face":

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Miscellaneous/sq_samara_ring_two.jpg

Hmm. Goth chick. Never woulda thought. All I know is that I LOVE that song cause it's me completely. When I heard the "hair always hiding your face" part I amiled cause I'm ALWAYS getting yelled at for having my hair in my face!


boB, lol, I woulda yelled that too!

http://www.dutchfurs.com/~bander/arts/color/2003/!gc.gif

Goth cheerleader!


But really, "Your hair always hiding your face":

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Miscellaneous/sq_samara_ring_two.jpg

Jennifer, NEVER ASSOCIATE THE RING WITH A SKILLET SONG AGAIN. now im gonna get creeped out every time i hear Yours To Hold. :)

That was my immediate thought association. :P

haha! I've never seen it!

Hmm. Goth chick. Never woulda thought. All I know is that I LOVE that song cause it's me completely. When I heard the "hair always hiding your face" part I amiled cause I'm ALWAYS getting yelled at for having my hair in my face!

Me too......and I don't know why!?!?!?!? It just falls that way, I can't fix it because when I do, it just falls again!

I think John has a cute voice, i actually like his accent, its really unique!

During Better Than Drugs Ben's guitar crapped out and he got it fixed a few seconds before the solo. After the song John said "We're going to rock this place with or without these stupid instruments!"

On an unrelated note, Korey has totally stepped up her live show. She was the craziest person on stage and had a ton of energy. By the end of the show her knee was bleeding, I didn't see what she hit it on, but it was totally cool looking. :P

haha, she is letting out all the stresses of being a mom on a bus. lol
the second time i saw skillet a few years back Korey tripped and fell backwards, breaking the pickup, or whatever the cord sticks into.

I saw Xavier there for the first time ever. He started running out on to the stage while Skillet was playing (towards Korey) and their guitar tech (sorry, I don't know his name) grabbed him. It was quite amusing.

I saw Xavier there for the first time ever. He started running out on to the stage while Skillet was playing (towards Korey) and their guitar tech (sorry, I don't know his name) grabbed him. It was quite amusing.

its Seanzy, or just Sean...

Ctrl+S

Saved! I'll know that for eternity now.

On an unrelated note, Korey has totally stepped up her live show. She was the craziest person on stage and had a ton of energy. By the end of the show her knee was bleeding, I didn't see what she hit it on, but it was totally cool looking. :P

Korey is hardcore. (Hard-Kor?)

(Hard-Kor?)

She should write that on her guitar.

lol, yea.

I saw Xavier there for the first time ever. He started running out on to the stage while Skillet was playing (towards Korey) and their guitar tech (sorry, I don't know his name) grabbed him. It was quite amusing.

well at least Xav likes his parents music lol...unlike ALEX!

Korey is hardcore. (Hard-Kor?)
John called her that once on a mypace blog video, and she threw a football at him!!!!!! Also....WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALEX DOSEN'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC??????? She like has to...the fate of Skillet rest in HER hands (okay...maybe a little overboard there....but true!)

Do you think she can learn to scream like Lacey Mosley?

"I will break!"

who korey??
uh ya she doesnt like their music..dont you watch the videos?? she's more into Grits and stuff like that. Skillet's music is TOOO LOUD lol

Who are you asking, me or Jennifer about Korey?
Oh.....Grits......why, of ALL good bands besides Skillet, would she lister ot Grits!!!!!!

i was asking jennifer because she said that she should scream like lacey...i was asking if she meant korey..

Oh...I thought, for some weird reason, you were talking about Alex, and I was just kinda wondering about that!!!!

I would've died laughing too! I think both of them are hilarious!