http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/2853/newfieattack3jd.gif

:o what will be done about this outrage?1?!?!

:o what will be done about this outrage?1?!?!

I couldn't help but notice and point that out.
:)

is this a joke?

No, there's a serious terrorist problem up there.

what problem? and when?

So many Canadians have gone radical in their beliefs.

Yeah they've gone so nuts they decided to fly a hanglyder into a building...

Oh the humanity!!! Call the national gu... wait, Canada has none. Call the arm... nope, not that either...

THE MOUNTIES! THE MOUNTIES!!!
"Eh? Whats that hoser trying to do, eh?"

CJ

"Goosh darnit he's gone un tried to kill emself, frickin eh right there?"

Mounties? Jack Bauer could kill every single mountie just by looking at them. They would die of fear.

What does this have to do with Jack Bauer? We're talking about real lives here Greg! Jack Bauer is just a fictional character!

Call Chuck Norris. He'll roundhouse kick them all.

TerraSin > Jack Bauer

24 Oceanssssss
24 pears
24 seasons
But nobody caressssss

CJ

Call Chuck Norris. He'll roundhouse kick them all.

Jack Bauer could kill 40 Chuck Norris's. He could probably even kill 380.

"It's like the Mounties, we always get our man."
"Mrs. Peacock was a man?!?!"
*slap*

Call Chuck Norris. He'll roundhouse kick them all.

Darn right he could.
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9031/11338936222dh.gif

C-Section was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb.


Did you know Chuck was in the original Street Fighter? Capcom consulted him about a bug which was that every button pushed, made his character roundhouse kick, he replied with "Thats not a bug..."

They pulled his character in favour of Ken.

The CO of Capcom was later found mysteriously dead of roundhouse kick related injuries.
Police were baffled.

"I pwn u all"
http://www.gijoecanada.com/images/bellmore_chuck%20norris%202.JPG

CJ

God originally wanted 10 days to make the world...Chuck Norris gave him 7

Good one.

Chuck Norris has 6000 ways to kill you with the contents of your room... Including the room itself.

High marks for the Clue reference.

High marks for the Clue reference.
Wow, I'm suprised someone actually got it! ;D

I believe the media is scary us, with all this terroist stuff. It may be true, but it's not as bad as it sounds. [it maybe, it maybe not]

Oh yeah?!

Well if Jack Bauer was on the plane in Lost, after it crashed, he would just look at it, and the plane would rebuild itself, and build a runway by itself out of fear.

... I'm sure it would. D: Just like how he could just look at the ingredients of lasagna and they would create lasagna themselves out of fear of Jack.

... I'm sure it would. D: Just like how he could just look at the ingredients of lasagna and they would create lasagna themselves out of fear of Jack.
In that case, I want to hire him as my chef. XD

I already claimed him. Sorry. :(

I already claimed him. Sorry. :(
My gut tells me Greg would say "Nobody can claim Jack Bauer." But I may be wrong.

My gut tells me Greg would say "Nobody can claim Jack Bauer." But I may be wrong.

Yeah, that is probably what Greg would say... but oh well.

I'm the one with all 4 DVD boxsets.. :)

Well... well, >.> -steals them-, now I'm the one with the 4 boxsets!
...
I wish. =\

wow i almost paniced when i read this...lol until i saw it was hanglider..lol

Seriously, everyone needs to own.

Heh heh heh
http://www.terrasin.com/pix/csipwnz.jpg

Wow, I'm suprised someone actually got it! ;D
Well, as Clue is one of my favourite movies, I would be verrrrry mad at myself if I didn't catch a one-liner from it.

Everyone at CSI is very scared of Jack Bauer. If CSI hired him, everyone else would lose their jobs, since Jack Bauer could do them for them all at once. He's just that good.

Wow, I'm suprised someone actually got it! ;D

Well it was rather obvious ;) (or, at least, should be, lol). But seriously, folks. All this Norris, Bauer, wahtever talk is getting us nowhere. Until we can assemble an army that can collectively roundhouse kick this threat into the ground peace is at stake!!!

aww...that's kinda sad~

Well it was rather obvious ;) (or, at least, should be, lol). But seriously, folks. All this Norris, Bauer, wahtever talk is getting us nowhere. Until we can assemble an army that can collectively roundhouse kick this threat into the ground peace is at stake!!!

If Jack Bauer were real, he would kill every terrorist alive at 1:19 A.M. on February 9th, 2006. He's just that talented.

Why don't we just put Bruce Campbell on the case?

I don't think any of the people mentioned have any hope of saving Toronto. Clearly we need to be calling the Ghostbusters. Clearly.
http://theghostbusters.tripod.com/gbsign.jpg

I don't think any of the people mentioned have any hope of saving Toronto. Clearly we need to be calling the Ghostbusters. Clearly.
http://theghostbusters.tripod.com/gbsign.jpg

Tripodpwn3d

another pointless thread. i thought about putting it in Pointless Post. but i figured another padlock would remind everyone that threads about nothing at all will not survive. they will be cut off or spliced into another thread.

so, no more Toronto, Jack, Chuck, or even Bruce.