skynes
01-20-2006, 12:49 AM
Who would win in a fight between these 10 Heavyweight Horror movie stars. Some are Sci-Fi, others are modern day. All have been considered 'scary' at one point.

Some are the good guy, some are the bad guy.

I just wanna know, WHO do you think would win, if all of them were in the same room and started fighting.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 07:31 AM
Ash owns all.

Pretendeavor
01-20-2006, 07:43 AM
Who would win in a fight between these 10 Heavyweight Horror movie stars. Some are Sci-Fi, others are modern day. All have been considered 'scary' at one point.

Some are the good guy, some are the bad guy.

I just wanna know, WHO do you think would win, if all of them were in the same room and started fighting.
you forgot the zombies in romeros movies!

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 08:04 AM
Ash owns all.

Quoted for truth.

skynes
01-20-2006, 10:55 AM
I'm glad to see we have Sane people here.

Ash would own all of them and cure cancer with their remainders... All in a nights work.

That's just after he rescued 17 orphans from a burning building.

aliengurl7
01-20-2006, 11:00 AM
I say Predator would kick all their butts because he's smart like that!

disciple
01-20-2006, 11:15 AM
I love Predator. But, Ash does pwn.

skynes
01-20-2006, 11:43 AM
I get the feeling she's never seen Ash in action.

disciple
01-20-2006, 11:49 AM
Sad thing, that.

aliengurl7
01-20-2006, 01:12 PM
Your right, I don't know who Ash is and I don't care. :)

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 01:16 PM
Never even heard of Ash.

I lose at life. :(

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 01:36 PM
Wow. Ash is the guy from the Evil Dead movies. His awesomeness can't be summed up by mere words.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 01:37 PM
Your right, I don't know who Ash is and I don't care. :)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/raydonraven/AshandBoomstick.jpg
Ash.

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 01:37 PM
I am man.. And this is my boomstick.

aliengurl7
01-20-2006, 01:40 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/raydonraven/AshandBoomstick.jpg
Ash.
I don't see anything great about him. Predator can beat him blindfolded.

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 01:42 PM
I don't see anything great about him. Predator can beat him blindfolded.

That's an interesting dream. Evil Ash could kill 923,408,563,045 predators at once. He's just that great.

disciple
01-20-2006, 01:45 PM
I don't see anything great about him. Predator can beat him blindfolded.
That's why three were pwn3d by aliens in AVP.

skynes
01-20-2006, 01:45 PM
Michelle, go rent or buy the Evil Dead movies. Once you see them it will make sense.

The guy is invincible, he has the greatest cheesy puns ever, he cut off his hand and replaced it with a chainsaw.
His shotgun never runs out of ammo and never ever misses.

And he tears apart undead like they're nothing.

I think the Predator would respect The almighty Chin and back off quick.

aliengurl7
01-20-2006, 01:46 PM
lol, he can't even hold up that chainsaw in the air like he's holding that bb gun because its to heavy for him.

I'll rent it and lmao. ;)

disciple
01-20-2006, 01:46 PM
lol, he can't even hold up that chainsaw in the air like he's holding that bb gun because its to heavy for him.
That's a shotgon, not a BB gun.

aliengurl7
01-20-2006, 01:47 PM
That's a shotgon, not a BB gun.


Are you sure about that it looks like a Daisy.

skynes
01-20-2006, 01:50 PM
It's a sawn off shotgun. And yes you will LMAO, cause Evil Dead is the greatest Comedy horror ever conceived. Even Stephen King said so!

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 01:50 PM
That's a shotgon, not a BB gun.
"Double Barreled sawed off Remmington. S-Mart's top of the line. Cobalt blue steel, walnut stock, and a hair trigger. Remember shop smart, shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT?!!"

skynes
01-20-2006, 01:53 PM
Listen up you primitive Apes... This here's mah BOOMSTICK!!!

Ash against Ripley... hmmm...

They wouldn't fight.
Ash would swoon Ripley and then kiss her.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 01:54 PM
Listen up you primitive Apes... This here's mah BOOMSTICK!!!

Ash against Ripley... hmmm...

They wouldn't fight.
Ash would swoon Ripley and then kiss her.
Hmm, that girl from Army of Darkness did kind of look like Ripley...

FromTheInside
01-20-2006, 01:58 PM
Looky down. [v]
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/1001CrazyBobs/fgfhfgd.jpg

skynes
01-20-2006, 02:03 PM
This is what I think Ash would say or do to each of them

Freddy - Hmm... Looks like somebody ordered extra crispy.
Jason - Hey... you got something in your eye... *BLAM*
Ash - Ash fought Evil Ash... We know how that story ended. Goody little two shoes...
Alien - *snarl* *hissssss* *BLAM* Sorry son, we had to put him down.
Predator - Well hello Mr Fancy Pants... You may have all that gear, but I have the CHIN. *Predator runs away*
Mike Myers - You call that a weapon? *Revs up chainsaw* now THIS is a weapon...
Pinhead - *Throws bowling ball at him... Pinhead goes down*
Dracula - If you're the Prince of Darkness, then I'm the King. Hail to the King baby...
Chucky - *Steps on Chucky by accident*4
Ellen Ripley - She does look a bit like the AoD girl... Shes gets wined n dined n falls in love with the chin

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 02:10 PM
This is what I think Ash would say or do to each of them

Freddy - Hmm... Looks like somebody ordered extra crispy.
Jason - Hey... you got something in your eye... *BLAM*
Ash - Ash fought Evil Ash... We know how that story ended. Goody little two shoes...
Alien - *snarl* *hissssss* *BLAM* Sorry son, we had to put him down.
Predator - Well hello Mr Fancy Pants... You may have all that gear, but I have the CHIN. *Predator runs away*
Mike Myers - You call that a weapon? *Revs up chainsaw* now THIS is a weapon...
Pinhead - *Throws bowling ball at him... Pinhead goes down*
Dracula - If you're the Prince of Darkness, then I'm the King. Hail to the King baby...
Chucky - *Steps on Chucky by accident*4
Ellen Ripley - She does look a bit like the AoD girl... Shes gets wined n dined n falls in love with the chin

ROFL! To mimic Greg: Quoted for truth. :P

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 02:12 PM
ROFL! To mimic Greg: Quoted for truth. :P


Trying to be like Greg makes Santa Claus cry.

disciple
01-20-2006, 02:13 PM
Trying to be like Greg makes Santa Claus cry.
So does being pwn3d. I don't think he cares. :)

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 02:14 PM
Trying to be like Greg makes Santa Claus cry.
Good. That lazy oaf hasn't given me one good present yet!

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 02:14 PM
So does being pwn3d. I don't think he cares. :)

It's not about him, it's about Santa.

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 02:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/Isildur9473/santaclaus.jpg

skynes
01-20-2006, 02:32 PM
mmmm, I think next time I'll drop Chucky in favour of adding Greg.

He might as well be a Horror Star...

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 02:32 PM
mmmm, I think next time I'll drop Chucky in favour of adding Greg.

He might as well be a Horror Star...

I could totally pwn Chuckie.

Spiffles
01-20-2006, 02:46 PM
Ash is a n00b


I'll put my money on dracula...

skynes
01-20-2006, 02:48 PM
Spiffles, Ash was creaming Deadites before you were ever born.
Do not mess with the chin... Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you.

Isildur9473
01-20-2006, 02:48 PM
Well, at least we know one thing.

Jack Bauer could kill everyone on that list.

skilletosis
01-20-2006, 02:51 PM
Yes Dracula does have the power to put others under his spell. I love the old dracula movies but to many of the recent vampire films have to much nudity and sex in them. I never saw evil dead, so I would go with Preditor. Alien is awesome but always ends up dead.

disciple
01-20-2006, 02:52 PM
I'll put my money on dracula...
I wouldn't stake my reputation on him... the Belmonts have been pwning Dracula for centuries.

skilletosis
01-20-2006, 02:52 PM
Who's Jack Bauer?

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 02:52 PM
Well, at least we know one thing.

Jack Bauer could kill everyone on that list.

I was going to say that... when I wasn't too lazy to.

FromTheInside
01-20-2006, 02:53 PM
Ash is a n00b


I'll put my money on dracula...


You are wise. *bows head*

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 02:53 PM
Who's Jack Bauer?

He's only the coolest and awesomest person in the fictional world.
He's from 24.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 02:54 PM
Ash is a n00b


I'll put my money on dracula...
Is that before or after he gets killed...again? Face it, Dracula bites.

Spiffles
01-20-2006, 02:55 PM
Spiffles, Ash was creaming Deadites before you were ever born.
Do not mess with the chin... Or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you.

hahahahahahaha!!!!! says the little youngin... 1: i was around long before evil dead..
and chuck norris.. pfft... Silly texan dont scare me ;D

disciple
01-20-2006, 02:55 PM
Is that before or after he gets killed...again? Face it, Dracula bites.
Yeah, he sucks.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 02:57 PM
Yeah, he sucks.
Ok, we've sunk our fangs into these horrible puns about as far as we can...if you can see my point.

skilletosis
01-20-2006, 03:04 PM
And a big DUH on me. I wasn't thinking 24-Jack Bauer. I was in horror character thought. I used to watch 24 and I have to let you all in on a little known mostly forgotten fact. Jack is a vampire, remember The Lost Boys. So Jack and Dracula would kick all the butt off of Ash.

Heri Altariel
01-20-2006, 03:05 PM
And a big DUH on me. I wasn't thinking 24-Jack Bauer. I was in horror character thought. I used to watch 24 and I have to let you all in on a little known mostly forgotten fact. Jack is a vampire, remember The Lost Boys. So Jack and Dracula would kick all the butt off of Ash.


I would have to agree with you there.

animeraven34
01-20-2006, 03:10 PM
Jack is a vampire, remember The Lost Boys. So Jack and Dracula would kick all the butt off of Ash.
Yet all these vampires keep getting killed...

The vampire who could own anybody is Alucard from Hellsing.

skilletosis
01-21-2006, 12:25 PM
Then O'Niel would come in and take down all three vamps in 4.2 seconds using only a super soaker filled with holy water and two wooden spears.

skynes
01-23-2006, 12:33 AM
@ Spiffles http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078503/

May I present 'Within the Woods'. The film Sam Raimi created as a pre-cursor to Evil Dead. Made 2 years before you were born ;) And Bruce Campbell was still kicking butt in it.

weebird20
01-23-2006, 05:53 AM
Ash........he wud SOOOOOOOOO kick butt!!!

*raises left eyebrow* "GROOOOOOOOOVY"

fire-inside
01-23-2006, 07:44 AM
I've never even SEEN the Evil Dead movies - but based alone on the awesomeness of Bruce Campbell... it obviously goes to Ash.

Shoot... it could even go to Bruce Campbell as Elvis in Bubba Ho Tep.

skynes
01-23-2006, 07:47 AM
Bubba Ho Tep was a strange one indeed. Clearly Bruce's humour though. Evil Dead far surpasses Bubba.

Mr. Xcitement
01-25-2006, 12:58 PM
Yet all these vampires keep getting killed...

The vampire who could own anybody is Alucard from Hellsing.

um...Hellsing is my favorite anime, and I must ask this because I don't want to ruin it for you, have you seen the whole series?

Also, I voted for Pinhead, cause he's frickin awesome, and the Hellraiser series was my favorite horror series growing up, Evil Dead is a very good Comedy, but I wouldn't classify it as a horror, because it's not scary.

animeraven34
01-25-2006, 01:46 PM
um...Hellsing is my favorite anime, and I must ask this because I don't want to ruin it for you, have you seen the whole series?
::] The anime sucks. I'm talking about the manga.

Mr. Xcitement
01-25-2006, 08:15 PM
::] The anime sucks. I'm talking about the manga.

I haven't been able to read the manga, but I love the anime, I feel it's one of the best out there, and unless you haven't gotten far in the manga, or if the manga and anime are very different, you'd know that Alucard is Dracula, or at least that is what they make you think at the end of the anime (which I believe they are redoing the anime to go more with the manga).

animeraven34
01-25-2006, 08:31 PM
I haven't been able to read the manga, but I love the anime, I feel it's one of the best out there, and unless you haven't gotten far in the manga, or if the manga and anime are very different, you'd know that Alucard is Dracula, or at least that is what they make you think at the end of the anime (which I believe they are redoing the anime to go more with the manga).
The Hellsing anime pales next to Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, and Ghost In The Shell. I watched the first four episodes of the Hellsing anime...it was pathetic. It was a lot different from the manga...and non-violent by comparison. :P

I'm six volumes into the manga, they haven't even gotten into his past at all, but it wouldn't surprise me if they changed it for the anime.

skynes
01-26-2006, 12:49 AM
Personally Jon I don't like any of what you named. I'm more of a sci-fi Mech buff. Ghost in the Shell was alright, but I dunno, just didn't really appeal to me. the ones I watch most are:

Blue Gender
Bubblegum Crisis
Guyver: Bio-booster armour (I have the full series on VHS)
Generator Gawl

I have a pile of movies, but those would be the series.


Evil Dead was originally classified as B Movie Horror. By today's standards it's pretty lame and not-scary. But by 80's standard it was.

disciple
01-26-2006, 02:22 PM
...I don't like any of those anime shows you mentioned, Scott, at all. ::]

pizza brain
01-28-2006, 06:30 PM
I say venom from spider man eats all these guys

disciple
01-28-2006, 06:31 PM
*hears a gunshot* *sees black goop everywhere* What happened to Venom?


...oh, Ash pwn3d him.

pizza brain
01-28-2006, 06:37 PM
one prob venom gets shot and he usally eats the person

skynes
01-29-2006, 02:26 PM
Ash (bless his chin) is so ub3r cool that he could defeat venom single handedly from INSIDE him.

Whirrrrrrrrrrr FFFFZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT

disciple
01-29-2006, 02:37 PM
Ash (bless his chin) is so ub3r cool that he could defeat venom single handedly from INSIDE him.

Whirrrrrrrrrrr FFFFZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT
ROFL. Nice sound effects. :P

korey_cooper_jr
01-29-2006, 03:55 PM
I'd have to go with Michael Myers. :) I don't what it is about those movies, but I love to watch them :D

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 12:01 PM
Ash (bless his chin) is so ub3r cool that he could defeat venom single handedly from INSIDE him.

Whirrrrrrrrrrr FFFFZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT
A chain saw dosn't work when it's in a million pices.

mk kid
01-30-2006, 12:20 PM
I agree with amelia, mike meyers is awesome, it is not halloween if i dont see a halloween film with mike meyers in it. by the way i think hallloween h20 is the one that gets the closest of all the sequels to the original. but scott i do have to agree with you also Blue Gender did rock and i think Yugi in his suit could kick some tail. say do they even sell Blue Gender anywhere that you know of?

skynes
01-30-2006, 12:56 PM
Oh yeah, I know two shops that sell blue gender and a website (www.anime-on-line.co.uk If you're interested.)

Pizza Brain, what you don't seem to realise is that Ash's chainsaw is blessed by God. It cannot be destroyed, is an irremovable part of him (except when Ash wills it) and has infinite fuel to run it.
Same with his boomstick - Never misses and infinite ammo.

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 12:58 PM
Ash dosn't work when he's in a million pices.

disciple
01-30-2006, 01:01 PM
...::]


*opens his mouth to say something* *shakes his head* ...::]

skynes
01-30-2006, 01:17 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Campbell

Need I say more?

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 01:32 PM
thats a stupid artical

disciple
01-30-2006, 01:34 PM
I think someone just can't accept fact.

Sure, Venom is cool. But nobody beats Ash. Except maybe CJ. ;)

animeraven34
01-30-2006, 01:52 PM
I have just one question: where does Venom (or Alucard for that matter ::], sorry 'bout that) fit into a discussion about HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS?

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 01:53 PM
would you want to run into venom in a dark alley

animeraven34
01-30-2006, 01:56 PM
*ahem* Where does VENOM, a COMIC BOOK CHARACTER, fit into a discussion about HORROR MOVIE CHARACTERS?

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:02 PM
1he's scary
2I think there was smome kind of under ground movie with venom I'm not sure

Someone just cant accept fact my foot that article was full of lies

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:03 PM
*bows down to the awe-inspiring observations*

;)


I don't recall a movie with him in it, though.

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:07 PM
If venom didn't eat Ash for lunch carnage would.

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:09 PM
You forget that Spider-Man beat Venom. If Spider-Man can beat him, Ash could do it blindfolded with his chainsaw tied behind his back.

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:20 PM
remeber this is locked in a room no extra wepons like flame throwers or sonic blasters. Spidey beats Ash any day.

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:23 PM
remeber this is locked in a room no extra wepons like flame throwers or sonic blasters. Spidey beats Ash any day.
Now, let's not get off-topic. Spider-Man is not on that list. :P

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:28 PM
your the one that brought up spidey

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:30 PM
your the one that brought up spidey
No, I brought up that Venom was beaten. :P I had to cite who beat him to be proper. :P

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:33 PM
if spidey or ash where locked in a room with venom, venom would win

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:34 PM
if spidey or ash where locked in a room with venom, venom would win
But didn't I just remind you that one of those two first ones there BEAT him?

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:36 PM
that wasn't in a locked room that was with sonic blasters and fire.

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:36 PM
...yeah, okay, now I give up.

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:38 PM
stuborn randomness always wins.

disciple
01-30-2006, 02:39 PM
I never said anyone wins, I just said I gave up. More will come after me. ::]

animeraven34
01-30-2006, 02:39 PM
Wow...I can feel my intelligence and sense of logic being sucked away.

pizza brain
01-30-2006, 02:44 PM
Thats my point in life.

skynes
01-31-2006, 12:51 AM
So Pizza. If you are, as you confessed, to post stubborn randomness, specifically in your thread.
Then your entire logic and case is random and illogical, therefore your vote that Ash would get beaten is also random and illogical. So everything you've said is void.

Ergo: You lose. Ash P4wns.

disciple
01-31-2006, 01:21 PM
kthnxbye :)


;)

pizza brain
01-31-2006, 07:24 PM
So Pizza. If you are, as you confessed, to post stubborn randomness, specifically in your thread.
Then your entire logic and case is random and illogical, therefore your vote that Ash would get beaten is also random and illogical. So everything you've said is void.

Ergo: You lose. Ash P4wns.
Oh how you wish that's the way I ment random. I ment random as in funny not random as in mindless.Ash would last 30 min.s if he were lucky.

disciple
01-31-2006, 07:26 PM
Oh how you wish that's the way I ment random. I ment random as in funny not random as in mindless.Ash would last 30 min.s if he were lucky.
mins.*


"Random" doesn't mean funny, check your dictionary. :)

pizza brain
01-31-2006, 07:28 PM
I missused the word.

skynes
02-01-2006, 01:10 AM
You've never seen Evil Dead have you?

Ash would eat them all for breakfast and pick his teeth with a Xenomorph tail.

pizza brain
02-01-2006, 09:51 PM
My stinky foot he would!