petrameansrock
02-07-2006, 07:44 PM
No this is not a cheese appreciation thread....although we could use one of those....

No, this thread is for stating things such as jokes, song lyrics, stuff youve heard today, etc. that are CHEESY!!!! Well I had something really good but I forgot it......

COME ON YALL!!!! MORE CHEESE!!!!

as~i~lay~dying
02-07-2006, 08:48 PM
Oh man,I was gonna talk about how much I loved cheese. Doritos, nacho's, cheese and crackers...

disciple
02-07-2006, 08:50 PM
Yar. Half the stuff I said to my ex-girlfriend. >.<

skilletgirl
02-07-2006, 09:24 PM
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!"

skilletgirl
02-07-2006, 09:25 PM
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

PinkGoo
02-08-2006, 09:39 AM
Oh dear God... not pick-up lines. :o We already have a thread for those. :o

FromTheInside
02-08-2006, 09:57 AM
Yar. Half the stuff I said to my ex-girlfriend. >.<

*Forces back bitter laughter* ::] Love you mate. ;D

skilletgirl
02-08-2006, 10:22 AM
its not all about pikc up lines.. but since its about cheesy stuff for some reason those to things stuck out to me at the time...

disciple
02-08-2006, 02:59 PM
*Forces back bitter laughter* ::] Love you mate. ;D
::] Strange child. :P

petrameansrock
02-08-2006, 03:13 PM
What do you call a cow whose just given birth?

Decalfinated

disciple
02-08-2006, 03:14 PM
That's just a pun. We have a thread for puns. :P

bob
02-08-2006, 03:18 PM
Yeah, we already have a cheesy thread.

Not be sharp or anything.

(ouch).

PinkGoo
02-08-2006, 03:23 PM
Wow... and I thought that this thread couldn't get any worse. :D

bob
02-08-2006, 03:25 PM
wow, she just cut my joke.

disciple
02-08-2006, 03:34 PM
I think the purpose of this thread is dangling on the edge of a blade.

bob
02-08-2006, 03:38 PM
I think the purpose of this thread is dangling on the edge of a blade.

I love how Disciple cuts to the point of things, very to the point.

petrameansrock
02-08-2006, 03:40 PM
Hes like a knife. The knife of Reason.

disciple
02-08-2006, 03:41 PM
I think you kind of sliced my point into thin pieces.

bob
02-08-2006, 03:41 PM
What is the meaning of knife?

(sad isn't it?)

petrameansrock
02-08-2006, 03:44 PM
I dont know. But tis probably very profound.

bob
02-08-2006, 03:47 PM
I think you kind of sliced my point into thin pieces.

Is it possible to slice a point? I mean, you can bisect a line, but a point?

disciple
02-08-2006, 03:58 PM
Okay, now you're splitting hairs.

skilletgirl
02-08-2006, 04:23 PM
speaking of cutting.. anyone want some cheese? ;)

(man i almost said it.. something told me no..)

bob
02-08-2006, 05:16 PM
speaking of cutting.. anyone want some cheese? ;)


What a cheesy thing to ask.

skynes
02-09-2006, 12:44 AM
*cough*

Dunno how Laura will react to this... but..

I once said to her:

"You're like a fine wine... You only get better with age"


I think that wins the Corniest Phrase of the year award ...
*cough*

weebird20
02-09-2006, 01:29 AM
LOL!!! i cudn't believe it when u said that to me...and not just cus i didnt think i was that old ;) its just not something i expected to hear from you....waaaaay too soppy :P but u have said worse ::] tho i will not share those here....heehee...


okies...some cheese for you all....just tell where its from...if you know...(Scott u can't say cus u shud know it already :P)

"Your teeth are like a flock of shorn sheep"

now imagine if someone said that to ya....

PinkGoo
02-09-2006, 08:41 AM
Song of Solomon...

That book... Geez...

OTD
02-09-2006, 10:27 AM
"Your hair is like a flock of goats decending from Gilead"

Say WHAT!? git your royal hiney over here so I can introduce it to my feet of stone...hair like goats...i'll show you hair like goats...

what you runnin for chicken?

frymeskillet
02-09-2006, 10:43 AM
heh, here we go....

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?



He wanted to find pooh!


Yeah, I know thats old.....but I still like it.
Here's another...


Why was the boy waving at the chair?


Because it was a HI-Chair!


haha....that one never gets old :P

petrameansrock
02-09-2006, 02:22 PM
Those're puns. They dont belong here. LEAVE PUNS LEAVE!!!

MORE CHEESE!!