02-09-2006, 07:33 PM
Anyone have any funny quotes theyd like to put down? Anything funny, doesnt matter what!

"Well sir, the jeep lost power."
"And what were you doing when it lost power?!"
"Duh, getting it out of the ditch!"
"What was the jeep doing in the ditch?!?!"
"Well, I can tell you what it WASNT doing, and thats re-enacting the coolest scene from The Dukes of Hazzard ever!"


"I cannot look throught that window! My head is ROUND. And that window is SQUARE."


02-09-2006, 08:06 PM
"You're not privileged to call me 'Boss'; you're not tax deductable."

pizza brain
02-09-2006, 08:09 PM
"My mom is your dad."

02-09-2006, 08:18 PM
"Its not pink, its lightish red."

02-09-2006, 08:19 PM
"What was your code name, Tex?"


02-10-2006, 04:25 PM
"Behold, this land! And we shall call it..."this land!"
"I say we should call it your grave!"

pizza brain
02-10-2006, 04:50 PM
"Luke I am your mom."

02-11-2006, 08:11 PM
"There appears to be a multi-legged creature on your shoulder." -Spock

02-11-2006, 08:34 PM
"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofab*tch die for his." - George S. Patton

02-12-2006, 09:53 AM
Just for your knowledge... a quote in spanish, very used by my own father...

"Desde que se inventaron las excusas... todos son excusados"


"Since the excuses were invented, everyone is excused"

Whats the funny part of the quote??? well, in Spanish, "excusado" has 3 meanings

1.-Someone with an excuse
2.-a toilet

So, if you have an excuse, you are a crapper

02-13-2006, 06:55 AM
"in the end there are two kinds of people, those who say to God, 'thy will be done' and those to whom God says 'thy will be done'" - C.S. Lewis

pizza brain
02-16-2006, 05:50 PM
"You're not an ugly person you're an ugly monkey.