Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 07:23 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Utah_state_flag.png

The best state in the Union

It's not everyday that you come across a state as grand as Utah. I mean, I used to think that Utah was only an arid desert full of Mormons and a lake packed with salt, but wow, was I woefully mistaken. Utah is to me what water is to a person who's thirsty, it's quite possibly the greatest thing ever thought up by human beings. Utah may not exist, but that doesn't stop it from being the best state ever.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Utah_ref_2001.jpg/493px-Utah_ref_2001.jpg

How many states in the Union look like that? NONE. Idaho sort of does, but then it fails miserably at everything. Utah has Salt Lake City, Provo, Ogden those are probably the best cities ever created. If I ever had to take a job somewhere, my first choice would be Utah, then Maryland, then.. Wait? They have jobs in other states?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/Delicatearch.jpg/791px-Delicatearch.jpg

If you can show me a state that has anything even remotely as great as that arch, I'll like give you $3, a rock, a tissue and a map of Montana, seriously. You'll want the $3 to purchase psychiatric help for believing that there's a state half as great as Utah. You'll want the rock to throw at whatever monument you think can even remotely compare with that arch, you'll want the tissue to blow your nose because you'll be upset about being so wrong, and the map, I don't know why you would need it, it just sounds like some pretty cold stuff to say to someone.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/CurrentUtahLicensePlate.jpg

Look at that license plate. It's from the 1980's, they were years ahead of their time if they had license plates that great in the 80's. If the rest of the world had license plates 10 percent as great as that one even in the 90's, all the poverty and hunger in the world would vanish. They had electricity in Utah in 1502. Can you beat that? I think not. They had electric guitars in 13,902 B.C. Nobody else had them until like 1940 or something. Yeah, that's right.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/89/Utah_Municipality_Population_Density.png/463px-Utah_Municipality_Population_Density.png

Look at that population density. Can you think of even 18.2 states that have population density arranges 23.8% as great as that? No, you can only think of 12 that even come close. Yeah, that's right, 12. Utah wins the prize yet again.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9f/Utah_Counties.png/463px-Utah_Counties.png

I'll bet your state doesn't have that many counties that are all that awesome. If it does, you're wrong. You're terribly, horribly wrong. If being wrong made the city of Lafayette, Indiana grow 10,000 people for each degree of wrong you are, then that would probably be like the biggest city ever. Yeah, that's right, EVER.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/Isildur9473/tatum-eating-oatmeal.jpg

To tell you the truth, I have no idea what that picture has to do with Utah, but I'm sure if we thought about it long enough, we would figure out what it has to do with the great state of Utah.


That's right...

Utah > You, Cable Modems, Maryland

as~i~lay~dying
02-20-2006, 07:31 AM
haha...someone was a lil bored~ ;)

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 07:33 AM
haha...someone was a lil bored~ ;)

What are you talking about!? Nobody had honored the best state ever, it was about time someone picked up the slack!

PinkGoo
02-20-2006, 08:44 AM
Yay for the crayons. Gotta love the crayons...

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 11:59 AM
Yay for the crayons. Gotta love the crayons...

Oatmeal > Crayons

PinkGoo
02-20-2006, 12:11 PM
Treason. Complete and utter treason.

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 12:17 PM
Nope. Utah has shown me the truth.

PinkGoo
02-20-2006, 12:46 PM
How so, please?

eowyn
02-20-2006, 01:18 PM
Apparently, I'm missing the purpose of this post..besides the stated...unless we're making fun of Utah? But, that picture is absolutely adorable. Oatmeal = mucho yummies.

PinkGoo
02-20-2006, 01:19 PM
How about this?


Oatmeal > Utah


...HA!

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 01:25 PM
I posted something like this before. Isildur you sneaky snake, you stole my post.

PinkGoo
02-20-2006, 01:50 PM
I posted something like this before. Isildur you sneaky snake, you stole my post.
Except that yours was about the horny habits of Texas and Oklahoma, among other things.

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 01:56 PM
Well, that's what makes it better.

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 02:00 PM
Well, that's what makes it better.

You speak lies. Utah > Anything you post. Ever.

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 02:01 PM
Me post > Your silly little post.

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 02:11 PM
Me post > Your silly little post.

I beg to differ. The state of Utah, (The best state in the Union) has my back on this one.

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 02:20 PM
Well every other state is backing me up, including Puerto Rico.

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 02:22 PM
Well every other state is backing me up, including Puerto Rico.

The other 49 states and Puerto Rico vs. Utah is like a regiment of soldiers from the Civil War vs. a Mechanized Division. (The Mechanized Division being Utah).

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 02:25 PM
Ha, you wish.
49 states plus Puerto Ric = Vacuum
Utah = Dust bunny

Isildur9473
02-20-2006, 02:26 PM
Nope. You're wrong.

cloroxmartini
02-20-2006, 02:32 PM
You'd like to think so wouldn't you?

john316
02-20-2006, 02:37 PM
Well guys...I think someone COULD make a case for any one of our 50 wonderful states being the best...so i think there is no need for this thread.