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Bassplayer
03-03-2006, 07:48 AM
Hey. what are some cool sayings that you've seen on shirts?

i've seen alot:

I haven't lost my mind, I sold it on ebay

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here

I've lost your girlfriend's number, could you have her give it to me again? :evil:

I have kidnapped myself. Give me a million dollars or you'll never see me again

so what are some that you've seen?

FromTheInside
03-03-2006, 07:55 AM
" Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You "

terrasin
03-03-2006, 11:21 AM
There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Guns don't kill people, kids who play videogames kill people

I see fragged people

all your base are belong to us

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

Bow before me, for I am root.

"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you"

Social Engineering Specialist - Because there is no patch for human stupidity

Live in your world, get pwn'd in mine

Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point

All your oil are belong to U.S.

u r teh suck!!!1!!1

CJ

amodman
03-03-2006, 01:01 PM
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

cloroxmartini
03-03-2006, 01:10 PM
I do whatever the voices in my girlfriend's head tell me to do.

Tom is NOT my friend

Jesus hates the Yankees

Without ME it's just AWESO

South Korea's got Seoul

Isildur9473
03-03-2006, 02:07 PM
I'm not emotionally shallow enough to have a witty/arrogant saying on the front of my shirt to draw attention to myself.

Oh wait, I just made that up.

cloroxmartini
03-03-2006, 02:16 PM
Har har har.

China: A big country filled with Chinese people.

cinnamonxspider
03-03-2006, 02:19 PM
There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Guns don't kill people, kids who play videogames kill people

I see fragged people

all your base are belong to us

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

Bow before me, for I am root.

"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you"

Social Engineering Specialist - Because there is no patch for human stupidity

Live in your world, get pwn'd in mine

Your skill in reading has increased by 1 point

All your oil are belong to U.S.

u r teh suck!!!1!!1

CJ

word, i'm not a big fan of those types of shirts, but some of the ones that CJ posted are way too hilarious.

oh, and i love this shirt, too.
happy tree friends (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b322/blackdaisyx/mondomedia-store_1884_946247.jpg)

cloroxmartini
03-03-2006, 02:22 PM
"roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you"

That one is the best.

skilltroks
03-03-2006, 07:41 PM
Honestly I think it would be funny if a blonde was wearing a "red heads have more fun" shirt.

disciple
03-03-2006, 07:45 PM
Har har har.
You stole the words right off my fingers.


CJ already mentioned the funny ones for me. :P

pizza brain
03-03-2006, 07:53 PM
Keep laughing this is your girl friends shirt.

I saw some dude at winter youth wearing a pink sirt with this on it.

disciple
03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Oh yeah!


Caboose
-1

morgojw
03-04-2006, 12:13 PM
cereal killer

^ saw some guy at Creation with that one \m/

Luvnoswin2sayno
03-04-2006, 12:38 PM
Entertain Me I'm Bored

cloroxmartini
03-04-2006, 10:38 PM
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

Bassplayer
03-06-2006, 05:54 AM
Four at of five voices in my head say go for it!! :D

Grab-a-booty-and-pinch - Pinching and Running since 1894

These two were on camo shirts
Shhhh!! I'm hiding from the voices! :o

Ha Ha!! I can see you but you can't see me

Lost in thought, please send search party

Hard work never hurt anyone, but i'm still not going to risk it! :-[

Smile, tomorrow will be worse.

I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?!? 8)

Don't let your mind wonder, it's much too small to be outside by itself. :evil:

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you ;)

The Leprechauns stole my stash!

Lead me not into temtation. I can find it myself! :evil:

No job, no money, no car but i'm in a band. :afro:

pizza brain
03-07-2006, 08:26 PM
Psycho stay at least 50 feet away.

Bassplayer
03-08-2006, 05:40 AM
nice one. just go Goody's clothing store and look in the men's department.

PinkGoo
03-08-2006, 06:37 AM
The other day I saw a guy wearing this shirt...

"By reading this shirt, you have given me brief control of your mind."

cloroxmartini
03-09-2006, 08:36 AM
Front: How do you keep an idiot busy? (See back)
Back: How do you keep an idiot busy? (See front)

PinkGoo
03-09-2006, 09:50 AM
Haha. I like that one. Great.

cloroxmartini
03-09-2006, 12:25 PM
Yeah, it's really great.

unshakeable15
03-09-2006, 03:29 PM
i generally make the people wearing that shirt dizzy by spinning them around a lot. ;)

pizza brain
03-09-2006, 07:05 PM
A shirt I have.
When the going gets tough the tough use duck tape.

cloroxmartini
03-10-2006, 08:41 AM
Duct tape is like the Force it has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together.

Bassplayer
03-10-2006, 09:12 AM
i've seen that one before.

Pretendeavor
03-10-2006, 10:06 AM
"My Jesus Christ Is Not A Fashion Fading Away"

Switchblade
03-10-2006, 10:41 AM
my other shirt is a Porsche

pizza brain
03-10-2006, 05:07 PM
I have just kidnaped myself give me a case of beer or you will never see me again.
alternate
I have just kidnaped myself give me $10,000 or you will never see me again.

Stridergorn
03-12-2006, 08:47 AM
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

Haha, that's awesome.

Front: I'm confused...
Back: No, wait, maybe I'm not.

(I haven't seen this one but my friend has)Sometimes I pee when I laugh.

(This one too) Nobody listens to me until I fart.

There's a bunch of others, but I can't remember them right now.

pizza brain
03-12-2006, 04:50 PM
saw this one at the mall. I see stupid people

TheFireBreathes
03-13-2006, 03:40 PM
HOMOCIDE
Our day starts when Yours ends
Chicago Police

pizza brain
03-13-2006, 03:51 PM
i didn't do it you didn't see me do it you can't prove anything

disciple
03-13-2006, 06:06 PM
HOMOCIDE
Our day starts when Yours ends
Chicago Police
Homicide*


::]

1nonlyjen
03-13-2006, 06:18 PM
"My cat thinks I'm emotionally isolated"

pizza brain
03-13-2006, 06:19 PM
Good one

It's hard to here you when I'm not litening.

1nonlyjen
03-13-2006, 06:31 PM
5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions

pizza brain
03-13-2006, 06:39 PM
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss uuuuuuuup!!

randompenguin
03-13-2006, 06:46 PM
Drive fast
Feed the bears
Light fires
Walk on the ice
Swim in the lake
Thanks for keeping us in business-Glacier Park Paramedics

1nonlyjen
03-13-2006, 06:49 PM
Its only funny until someone gets hurt. . . then its hilarious

pizza brain
03-13-2006, 06:49 PM
I'm with stupid > <

1nonlyjen
03-13-2006, 06:54 PM
tough enough to wear pink

But I don't think that one is so cool

randompenguin
03-13-2006, 06:56 PM
Yeah, I saw a fat guy with that one on once...*traumatic heart attack*

1nonlyjen
03-13-2006, 06:58 PM
where are we going and why are we in this handbasket? :o

loner_33
03-14-2006, 07:46 PM
This is a shirt for us geeks out there:
FRONT:
Hello World!

BACK:
#include <iostream.h>

main()
{
cout << "Hello World!";
return 0;
}
======ALTERNATIVE BACK============
public class HelloWorld
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}
}


See if you can guess what it means! :afro:

pizza brain
03-14-2006, 09:30 PM
I'm cluless ???

agent_c68
03-14-2006, 09:38 PM
I'm cluless ???

That is a "n00b" program, just about ever programer is taught that code when they are starting out. It is used to teach how to print a text message.

pizza brain
03-14-2006, 09:44 PM
I'm not a programer.

Bassplayer
03-15-2006, 05:37 AM
anyways

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver! ;D :evil:

frymeskillet
03-15-2006, 01:06 PM
My favorite shirt doesn't say too much on it....but it is awesome. This picture isn't the one I have....mine is just Bob Ross holding up a paint brush and it says this phrase:

http://www.remi1000.com/images/news/bobross.gif

but yeah, thats just about the one...mine is also gray and the picture is black silkscreen...

Undomiel
03-15-2006, 02:04 PM
The coolest shirt I have so far is:
Front:

Where once stood sin,
Now stands Salvation,
Where once was judgement,
Now there is grace,
Where once there was a cross,
Now stands our Saviour.

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is
DEATH
Back:

JESUS CHRIST
THE LORD OF KINGS


Ya know, like "The Lord of the Rings".
SWEET 8)

TheFireBreathes
03-15-2006, 03:06 PM
Pretty much every shirt at this website is amazing

http://www.c28.com/

Its Christian too.

1nonlyjen
03-15-2006, 03:46 PM
sorry, I'm taken
(below) I will glorify God in my body, mind and spirit which belong to Him

cloroxmartini
03-15-2006, 06:35 PM
My favorite shirt doesn't say too much on it....but it is awesome. This picture isn't the one I have....mine is just Bob Ross holding up a paint brush and it says this phrase:

http://www.remi1000.com/images/news/bobross.gif

but yeah, thats just about the one...mine is also gray and the picture is black silkscreen...
I've seen someone where that on campus before. I want it now. :P

Isildur9473
03-15-2006, 07:52 PM
Hmm, I want to get an Apple shirt. I love the Apple Apple, it reminds me that I'm too cool to wear a Microsoft shirt even though I'd be associated with the same group of people for wearing either or. It also associates me with that small group of anti-PC people that are looked down upon so much. To tell you the truth, I really don't want to be with either of those groups, so I'm going to get a Linux shirt.

pizza brain
03-15-2006, 08:51 PM
A shirt my youth pastor has

Plliar is killer

unshakeable15
03-15-2006, 10:44 PM
... so I'm going to get a Linux shirt.
Not to mention the chicks dig penguins, so that's a plus, right? ;)

Isildur9473
03-16-2006, 06:02 AM
Not to mention the chicks dig penguins, so that's a plus, right? ;)

Yeah, that's a given. That penguin is so great, I could get a Free BSD shirt too, but I don't think they'd go for that so much.

cloroxmartini
03-16-2006, 09:00 AM
What is it with chicks and that penguin? ::]

1nonlyjen
03-16-2006, 09:30 AM
"I'm comin' Elizabeth!"

amodman
03-16-2006, 11:51 AM
*HARRY POTTER BOOK 6 SPOILER!!!* (seriously)














T-shirt hell has this great one -

"Dumbledore dies on page 596
(I just saved you 4 hours and $30)"

pizza brain
03-16-2006, 03:32 PM
princes get me a beer

1nonlyjen
03-16-2006, 11:44 PM
chicks dig skrawny, pasty guys

PinkGoo
03-17-2006, 07:57 AM
What is it with chicks and that penguin? ::]
You really want to know?

frymeskillet
03-17-2006, 08:10 AM
I've seen someone where that on campus before. I want it now. :P

Yeah, You should totally get one...I got mine at Target..BOB ROSS ROCKS MY FACE OFF!
Heh, you know what's messed up? I wore my Bob Ross shirt to school, and the very next day, some other girl was wearing one I had never seen before...I wanted to scream "COPYCAT!"....but I didn't :P

packmule3
03-17-2006, 10:26 AM
You really want to know?

I want to know, too.

cloroxmartini
03-17-2006, 02:36 PM
Me too. I must know or else there is no reason to live anymore.

pizza brain
03-17-2006, 03:33 PM
I shot
at 12 times and missed
a 12 point buck

PinkGoo
03-17-2006, 04:03 PM
Me too. I must know or else there is no reason to live anymore.
Looks like you'll have to die, then... :(

disciple
03-17-2006, 04:09 PM
Yeah, You should totally get one...I got mine at Target..BOB ROSS ROCKS MY FACE OFF!
Heh, you know what's messed up? I wore my Bob Ross shirt to school, and the very next day, some other girl was wearing one I had never seen before...I wanted to scream "COPYCAT!"....but I didn't :P
I watched that show a lot when I was a kid, I loved it. :P I guess I've always had an interest in art.

pizza brain
03-17-2006, 04:19 PM
Front of shirt: How to keep a blond busy all day
Back of shirt: How to keep a blond busy all day

PinkGoo
03-17-2006, 04:20 PM
Front of shirt: How to keep a blond busy all day
Back of shirt: How to keep a blond busy all day
Are you a blond? I know I'm not. I'm a blonde.

pizza brain
03-17-2006, 04:21 PM
Are you a blond? I know I'm not. I'm a blonde.
No but I spell like a blonde.

disciple
03-17-2006, 04:21 PM
Are you a blond? I know I'm not. I'm a blonde.
"Blond" is actually the one that refers to a male with said hair color.

"Blonde" is for the females with said hair color.


[/end English factoid]

PinkGoo
03-17-2006, 04:22 PM
"Blond" is actually the one that refers to a male with said hair color.

"Blonde" is for the females with said hair color.
..Show me proof!

disciple
03-17-2006, 04:24 PM
..Show me proof!
That is how I was taught it, but look in the dictionary, it can be spelled either way.

PinkGoo
03-17-2006, 04:26 PM
That is how I was taught it, but look in the dictionary, it can be spelled either way.
Wow. I've never, ever seen "blonde" spelled "blond." That's pretty interesting.

korey_cooper_jr
03-17-2006, 04:27 PM
I saw this shirt with a no smoking sign on it, and below it were the words "There are cooler ways to die" 8)

cloroxmartini
03-17-2006, 05:39 PM
Wow. I've never, ever seen "blonde" spelled "blond." That's pretty interesting.
Do you live under a rock or something? I've seen "blonde" spelled "blond" many times.

pizza brain
03-17-2006, 05:55 PM
me too....I think

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 11:46 AM
Do you live under a rock or something? I've seen "blonde" spelled "blond" many times.
It must be a pretty big rock. I've honestly never seen it spelled like that.

Isildur9473
03-18-2006, 02:47 PM
That's probably just because you're from Florida.

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 03:14 PM
Meaning, Floridians are stupid...?

disciple
03-18-2006, 03:24 PM
No, Floridans are blond. :D ;)

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 03:47 PM
No, Floridans are blond. :D ;)
Nice. I set that one up very well for you, eh?

disciple
03-18-2006, 04:15 PM
Nice. I set that one up very well for you, eh?
Yeah, I had the opportunity... ::]

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 04:17 PM
Yeah, I had the opportunity... ::]
Well, I had the opperunity to get onto you about a really bad typo, and yet, I didn't...

disciple
03-18-2006, 05:04 PM
Well, I had the opperunity to get onto you about a really bad typo, and yet, I didn't...
I have that opportunity now, but if I went around joking on everyone's typos, I wouldn't have time to write my novel.

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 05:13 PM
I have that opportunity now, but if I went around joking on everyone's typos, I wouldn't have time to write my novel.
I'm glad you are observant. Otherwise, wow...

Maddog
03-18-2006, 05:15 PM
hrm i am lost

PinkGoo
03-18-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm not. And I know Disciple is not. That's all that counts. :)

disciple
03-18-2006, 05:37 PM
I'm glad you are observant. Otherwise, wow...
If I wasn't, I could write.

Isildur9473
03-18-2006, 05:42 PM
I'm not. And I know Disciple is not. That's all that counts. :)

What about someone who is counting something...?

pizza brain
03-18-2006, 06:48 PM
I love this one it's so cool!

disciple
03-18-2006, 07:12 PM
What about someone who is counting something...?
What about DVD+Rs?


Okay, I can't post like that forever. ::]

pizza brain
03-18-2006, 08:38 PM
This one's funny.

frymeskillet
03-18-2006, 09:23 PM
This one's funny.

Haha, thats great....I would totally wear that!

Isildur9473
03-18-2006, 09:30 PM
That's so funny, whoever made that is a true comic genius. :\

pizza brain
03-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Greg I didn't claim it's a gut buster or any thing I just though it was a little funny.

ted
03-18-2006, 09:58 PM
Can't go wrong with Monty Python or Hitchhikers.

pizza brain
03-18-2006, 10:29 PM
dude you got location that coll how many cats did I kill with that one

1nonlyjen
03-18-2006, 11:12 PM
my dog likes me

terrasin
03-19-2006, 06:15 AM
I do have to say that I find most of the Christian shirts out there to be really sad. I walk into a Christian store and see things like:
http://www.familychristian.com/images/shop/detail/10726_detail.jpg
http://graphics.christianbook.com/g/oversize/2/291mo.jpg
http://graphics.christianbook.com/g/oversize/9/969xlo.jpg

All they are doing is stealing other peoples ideas and marketing them with a Christian slogan. It's unorigional and really pathetic that companies are doing this. it's that whole Christian mentality of "OMGooses! We need to Christianize everythine we see and make good versions of it so we can be cool too!"

There use to be some really cool shirts they had out there, but all I see is this corporate hogwash now. Trying to score on other peoples ideas...

CJ

pizza brain
03-19-2006, 12:10 PM
Good point CJ.

ted
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
www.jinx.com (http://www.jinx.com)

For the inner geek in all of us.

terrasin
03-19-2006, 08:28 PM
Yah, Jinx is one of my favorite sites. :)

CJ

ted
03-19-2006, 08:31 PM
Exterminate! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/80f3/)

terrasin
03-20-2006, 07:26 AM
Exterminate! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/80f3/)
They don't sell the LED watch I wanted on that site anymore. :(

CJ

ted
03-20-2006, 06:22 PM
They also have Monty Python (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8183/) bobbleheads.

unshakeable15
03-21-2006, 08:15 PM
Can't go wrong with Monty Python or Hitchhikers.
If i ever found that Hitchhiker's shirt, i'd seriously buy it. :D

CJ, that is the reason i no longer get Christian t-shirts as my main staple. i've grown up (now i go thrift store; growing up in painful on the wallet).

PinkGoo
03-22-2006, 05:29 AM
I don't think I own a single Christian shirt.

cloroxmartini
03-22-2006, 07:32 PM
I own a Skillet shirt with a scripture on the back.

PinkGoo
03-23-2006, 04:34 AM
I own a Thousand Foot Krutch shirt... but that's not really a "Christian" shirt. Just a band shirt.

cloroxmartini
03-23-2006, 07:27 PM
I have a Muse shirt. It's so awesome. It owns your TFK shirt. :P

PinkGoo
03-23-2006, 09:38 PM
No. It doesn't. Mine is a black shirt with a red and white star on the chest. It says TFK in large letters. I bet your Muse shirt doesn't have that.

cloroxmartini
03-24-2006, 03:24 PM
Yeah, simplicity owns all that stuff.

PinkGoo
03-24-2006, 03:30 PM
No. I don't think so.

cloroxmartini
03-24-2006, 03:30 PM
That's your opinion of course.

Isildur9473
03-24-2006, 03:57 PM
That's your opinion of course.

Well, what else would it be?

cloroxmartini
03-24-2006, 04:00 PM
A false truth. :P

pizza brain
03-24-2006, 04:46 PM
Well, what else would it be?

A proven fact.

bob
03-24-2006, 04:49 PM
Here's a cool shirt:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7603812731&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

cloroxmartini
03-24-2006, 10:06 PM
That shirt rocks bob.

1nonlyjen
03-24-2006, 11:28 PM
My dog still loves me

cloroxmartini
03-24-2006, 11:31 PM
That's weird, I posted responding to bob's last post but I don't see it here. Anyway, awesome shirt.

Stridergorn
03-25-2006, 07:39 AM
chicks dig skrawny, pasty guys


Haha, that's a shirt? Because someone should seriously get it for Christian Lindskog from Blindside. It would be hilarious.

cloroxmartini
03-25-2006, 08:37 AM
LOLZ! No, he's cool the way he is.

pizza brain
03-26-2006, 02:51 PM
I want this shirt but I can't find it any where.

Stridergorn
03-27-2006, 01:05 PM
Haha, that's awesome.

pizza brain
03-27-2006, 01:32 PM
I want tis one too can't find it neither

zeroneff
03-27-2006, 01:45 PM
I want this shirt but I can't find it any where.


I have one of those try the famaly chritian store

pizza brain
03-27-2006, 02:15 PM
I have one of those try the famaly chritian store
I looked at the cristain stores around here and couldn't find it. thanks anay way

kittygirl
03-27-2006, 05:25 PM
Chicks dig scrawny pasty guys
Haha, that's a shirt? Because someone should seriously get it for Christian Lindskog from Blindside. It would be hilarious.
Yeah, his wife likes it obviously ;)

cloroxmartini
03-27-2006, 07:57 PM
I can't stand some of those offensive t-shirts that I see people (usually guys) wear on campus. I can't quote them on this site.

disciple
03-27-2006, 08:00 PM
I can't stand some of those offensive t-shirts that I see people (usually guys) wear on campus. I can't quote them on this site.
I know what you mean.

cloroxmartini
03-27-2006, 08:01 PM
I've even seen people wear them around family places in front of small children. It's sick.

disciple
03-27-2006, 08:04 PM
I've even seen people wear them around family places in front of small children. It's sick.
I know it. But then again... you know how things are nowadays; it's not hard for kids to hear stuff like that.

cloroxmartini
03-27-2006, 08:05 PM
Yeah I know. And I also know that those aren't cool shirts, so I shouldn't be talking about them in this thread.

Stridergorn
03-28-2006, 01:48 PM
Yeah, his wife likes it obviously ;)

Ha, apparently. You know, I've never seen his wife before. I'd like to, though. I'm curious. I can't help but picture her as the chick from All of Us.

Bassplayer
03-29-2006, 06:17 AM
I want this shirt but I can't find it any where.
dude, i'm getting that shirt soon. i'm just waiting for the bookstore to get it in. seriously, check out some more bookstores.

pizza brain
03-29-2006, 01:32 PM
dude, i'm getting that shirt soon. i'm just waiting for the bookstore to get it in. seriously, check out some more bookstores.

I have they don't cary it. Thanks any way.

doormonkey
03-29-2006, 04:30 PM
*random* The Christian t-shirts that are take-offs on LotR drive me nuts. Just wear a real LotR shirt, people!

cloroxmartini
03-29-2006, 04:32 PM
*random* The Christian t-shirts that are take-offs on LotR drive me nuts. Just wear a real LotR shirt, people!
Not only the LotR knock-offs, but every other one. Reeses, Coca Cola, etc. What's the deal? Can't think of any original designs?

pizza brain
03-29-2006, 04:48 PM
they have a few but not very many.

cloroxmartini
03-29-2006, 05:00 PM
Yeah. They need to work on that.

pizza brain
03-29-2006, 05:21 PM
this one's origanal and cool

cloroxmartini
03-31-2006, 03:47 PM
NO random friends requests

pizza brain
03-31-2006, 04:45 PM
this shirt pwn3s

cloroxmartini
03-31-2006, 04:49 PM
Any Skillet shirt is a cool shirt.

pizza brain
03-31-2006, 04:51 PM
Matt:if your a guy and you where one of the skillet girls shirts then you have issues
pizza brain: *puts one on Matt*
Matt: I'm going to F4$*$ing kill you pizza

cloroxmartini
03-31-2006, 05:31 PM
Fassing? What's that?

Isildur9473
03-31-2006, 06:20 PM
I have a shirt, it's gray and it's here to stay.

pizza brain
03-31-2006, 10:05 PM
a cool shirt idea

HELP I can't find my pants!

Isildur9473
03-31-2006, 10:32 PM
How about

'Dos Pantalones'

That's it, that's all the shirt would say.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 07:15 AM
And then everybody would be like, "Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 08:17 AM
And then everybody would be like, "Watchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"

And I'd be like, "Yeah Boy! That peach cobbler is off the wall!"

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 08:48 AM
But they'd be like, "What does that have to do with you shirt?"

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:12 AM
But they'd be like, "What does that have to do with you shirt?"

"MMMM GOOD! That's what!"

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:15 AM
And then they'd be like, "Uhm... I'll see later." Then they'd walk off and you'd never see them again.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 02:42 PM
And I'd follow them with the...

"Flavaflav is gonna git you sucka!"

pizza brain
04-01-2006, 06:10 PM
i should get a shirt with my member name on the back

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 08:05 PM
I like my blue pants.

Switchblade
04-01-2006, 08:38 PM
i like shirts. without shirts, i would be shirtless

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 08:38 PM
The house they call the rising is falling!

Switchblade
04-01-2006, 08:50 PM
can' we go to the car, mr. darcy? it's ever so cold out here!

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 08:54 PM
My feet tell jokes, that's a good one.

Switchblade
04-01-2006, 08:55 PM
you can't meter that martyr, those are for the shirt-gods

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 08:55 PM
You can't eat the apple pie People think I'm strange for disliking things, everyone always has this impression that 'Greg hates everything OMG he does he does he does'. We all don't like things, but that doesn't change the fact that you all label me as hating more things then anyone else. Well you know what, it should.

I hate the word w00t. I hate it so much, it makes me cringe, it makes me want to drive a car off a bridge just so I don't have to be in the world that encourages the use of that word. Now you have something else to hold me to hating, congratulations.

So, how about this, I'll make a compromise, you can keep saying 'w00t', and I'll move on with my life. You can stop labeling me as someone who hates things. Everybody wins.

Switchblade
04-01-2006, 08:56 PM
the shirt-gods are angry. they do not take kindly to the insinuation that they do not produjo the los pantalones

pizza brain
04-01-2006, 09:09 PM
I want a Ben Wallace jersy

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 09:13 PM
I'm just a t-shirt kind of guy.

pizza brain
04-01-2006, 09:15 PM
I have a Shaq throw back jersey from when he played in orlando

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 09:18 PM
I don't look good in jerseys.

pizza brain
04-01-2006, 09:20 PM
I can see you in one depends on if you have a t shirt on under it

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 09:21 PM
No, I don't look good in them no matter what.

pizza brain
04-02-2006, 07:52 PM
that sucks dude

cloroxmartini
04-03-2006, 09:16 PM
Not really, I don't care for them all that much anyway. :(

PinkGoo
04-04-2006, 06:56 AM
Jerseys = Not a cool item of clothing.

Luvnoswin2sayno
04-04-2006, 07:50 AM
i'm wearing blue jeans, a blue shirt with an overshirt- which i wore to bed last night so i look half way nice. ACCIDENTLY

Switchblade
04-04-2006, 12:04 PM
Jerseys = Not a cool item of clothing.

you obviously haven't been checking out Janet Reno's new spring fashion line.

cloroxmartini
04-04-2006, 02:59 PM
She looks great in those IMHO.

Bassplayer
04-20-2006, 04:04 AM
I'm wearing a brown shirt right now that has a lime green skunkon it. Under it says "Silent but Deadly". it's a cool shirt

cloroxmartini
04-21-2006, 10:56 AM
I want this shirt!

1nonlyjen
04-22-2006, 08:20 PM
^ I want a tattoo like that!

cloroxmartini
04-22-2006, 08:33 PM
That would be kind of difficult to get down.

Jonny was a chemist's son
but Jonny is no more
What he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.

Bassplayer
04-24-2006, 04:17 PM
hm... interesting. lol the shirt for pi is cool

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 11:35 AM
I'm suprised I souldn't find one for 'e'.

Bassplayer
04-26-2006, 06:22 AM
i want the shirt that says
My mom thinks i'm special

PinkGoo
04-26-2006, 12:00 PM
What if your mom has been lying to you all these years, huh?

Bassplayer
04-26-2006, 02:07 PM
what? i'm confused. i saw a shirt at wal-mart for the simpsons that said: I see dum people and one for south park with a little dude on his motercycle saying RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!

randompenguin
05-02-2006, 01:29 PM
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"-worn way too much my Adam Savage on Mythbusters.

Bassplayer
05-11-2006, 02:34 PM
i just got 2 new shirts today. one says "Kiss Me, I'm a Country Boy"
the other one says: "Here I Am. Now What Were Your Other Two Wishes?"

pizza brain
05-11-2006, 05:01 PM
I want a shirt that says "Help I can't find my t-shirt!"

GuitarHero
05-11-2006, 05:38 PM
i saw one that said "I'm a bomb technician, if u see me running, try to keep up"

theelectric3
05-11-2006, 06:14 PM
se habla spanglish.

a friend got that shirt the other day and it's just awesome. perfect for socal. haha.

pizza brain
05-11-2006, 08:49 PM
I want a shirt that says "Do you like to poop your pants?"

Undomiel
05-12-2006, 06:07 AM
i want a shirt that says "Will work for Jesus."

pizza brain
05-13-2006, 06:01 PM
I like that one Valeri :)


http://myspace-666.vo.llnwd.net/00649/66/64/649034666_m.jpg

I want one with this pic

Undomiel
05-13-2006, 06:11 PM
That shirt is just scary, but it makes me laugh.

pizza brain
05-13-2006, 09:05 PM
How is will act cute for nuts scary?

Bassplayer
05-14-2006, 09:33 AM
lol. that shirt is awesome!

m_money618
05-14-2006, 03:08 PM
lol... luv it.

Undomiel
05-14-2006, 05:04 PM
How is will act cute for nuts scary?

because squirrels are scary on anything.
although that shirt is true, they'll only act cute for nuts.

pizza brain
05-14-2006, 07:53 PM
because squirrels are scary on anything.
although that shirt is true, they'll only act cute for nuts.
LOL!! that sounds like some thing randompenguin would say.

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 06:28 AM
I have a t-shirt that says, "Jesus, Sweet Saviour, King of Kings".
Ya know, like the Reese Peanut Butter cups shirt.

pizza brain
05-15-2006, 06:32 PM
I have a Sponge Bob shirt. On it Spong Bob is in his underwhere with his eyes rolled back in his head and it says "Leave my brain alone!"

Undomiel
05-16-2006, 11:45 AM
good one !!!!!!!!

pizza brain
05-16-2006, 09:43 PM
I just got one that says "If I got smart with you how would you know?"

Bassplayer
05-17-2006, 07:57 AM
i like that. i saw one that said "Don't let your mind wonder. It's too small to be outside by itself."

fryingpan
05-17-2006, 08:30 AM
ive seen one with a squirrel on it that said protect your nuts

one with the word "pants" on it

i want to make one that simply says
HEY!

Bassplayer
05-17-2006, 01:54 PM
hm... interesting thought. It Just Might Work!! lol. i saw the squirrel shirt before.

pizza brain
05-17-2006, 06:48 PM
I saw one that says "Due to advice from my atterny this shirt will not contain any message."

Bassplayer
05-18-2006, 07:37 AM
that's cool.

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 05:59 PM
Have you guys seen the "Brainwashed" t-shirt?

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 06:44 PM
Yeah it's cool

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 06:46 PM
have you seen the Star Wars one?

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 06:49 PM
no

I saw one that says "I'm famous in Europe"

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 06:51 PM
only in Europe??

i saw a shirt that said "Evolution: the lie".

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 06:55 PM
I like that one

I saw a Skillet shirt that said"Chicks rock."

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 06:56 PM
Really. interesting.

i have a shirt that says "Superchick".

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 06:58 PM
I saw a hoodie that said "Jesus Freak" I want one

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 07:19 PM
My puppet's hoodie says that!!!!!!

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 07:20 PM
puppet?????

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 07:24 PM
yeah. ya know, a puppet, you put your hand in it, make it move.

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 08:08 PM
oh that kind of puppet silly me.

Undomiel
05-19-2006, 12:13 PM
yeah.

i have a shirt that says "Caution: Unsocialized Homeschooler".

1nonlyjen
05-19-2006, 03:19 PM
one with Andre the Giant saying: Anyone want a peanut?

pizza brain
05-19-2006, 04:24 PM
I love those lol.

I got one with a cross on it that says "Dependent"

Undomiel
05-19-2006, 06:12 PM
Are you really? lol.

i have one thats says: Every Eye shal see Him. JESUS CHRIST!"

Bassplayer
05-19-2006, 07:31 PM
i have a shirt that says "Caution: Unsocialized Homeschooler".
now thats a shirt that i need

pizza brain
05-19-2006, 07:55 PM
I should pick up a Skillet shirt

cloroxmartini
05-19-2006, 09:06 PM
I have a Muse shirt. It's so cool.

pizza brain
05-20-2006, 03:09 PM
I want a shirt with this pic

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g301/pizzabrain/675726996_l.jpg

Bassplayer
05-20-2006, 06:07 PM
LOVE IT!!! lol. that dog is awesome.

pizza brain
05-20-2006, 06:42 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g301/pizzabrain/Fireproof-original.jpg

A shirt with that ^ would be sweet

Undomiel
05-21-2006, 01:11 PM
now that WOULD be a great shirt to have.

pizza brain
05-21-2006, 04:20 PM
http://x1e.xanga.com/4d5a325505c3448286549/s31999570.jpg

This would make a HOT shirt....sorry about the punn yall.

Bassplayer
05-21-2006, 05:26 PM
that graphic would wash off after a few cleanings. or it would start to flake.

Undomiel
05-21-2006, 05:45 PM
Yeah, but it would be cool to have.

m_money618
05-21-2006, 08:15 PM
I should pick up a Skillet shirt

yes you should. i have like 5 or 6 and they are flippin sweet.

pizza brain
05-22-2006, 07:13 PM
that graphic would wash off after a few cleanings. or it would start to flake.
It ddepends how it's put on the shirt.

Bassplayer
05-23-2006, 08:29 AM
yeah, or u could just air dry it. the heat in the dryer would cause the graphic to fade and peel off.

pizza brain
05-25-2006, 09:09 PM
Your new avvy would make a great t shirt.

Undomiel
05-27-2006, 07:39 PM
they have tons of t-shirts @ House of Guitars!

pizza brain
05-28-2006, 04:06 PM
Never heard of it.

Undomiel
05-29-2006, 06:21 PM
there's only one and it's in NY.

Bassplayer
05-29-2006, 06:54 PM
Your new avvy would make a great t shirt.
yeah it would. i'd buy it in a heartbeat

pizza brain
05-29-2006, 09:09 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g301/pizzabrain/poop.jpg

I'd love to have this as a shirt.

Bassplayer
05-30-2006, 08:41 AM
isn't that the guy from Project 86?