Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:21 PM
There's a thread for Chuck Norris, why can't there be one for Jack Baueru? After all Jack Baer > Chuck Norris. Even if you say you don't believe it, you know it's true deep down inside of you.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:21 PM
You speak truth completely. Jack Bauer could destroy 2944 Chuck Norris's! Maybe even a9245453df24!

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Yeah, mayb ean infinte number of Chuck Norrises.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:22 PM
After destroying a million Chuck Norris', then and only will Jack Bauer break a sweat.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:23 PM
Then, he would eat a hamburger and get so cool he would have to kill 93493493493949349.343 more.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:23 PM
I wish I could hide in the duck work like Jack can. :(

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:24 PM
I wish I could shoot my way out of Jack Bauer's awesomeness... But I can't.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:24 PM
That didn't even make sense.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:24 PM
He's just that good. He could rebuild a entire airplane with one pinky. Like really.

And yeah, it doesn't.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:25 PM
Only God can do that foo'.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:25 PM
If Jack Bauer was on Lost, he would look at the wreckage and it would rebuild itself and a runway then take off and pilot itself back home.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:26 PM
In fear.

Ten characters.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:27 PM
Yes, yes indeed. He can get any amount of information out of anyone.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:28 PM
That's a good one.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:29 PM
Jack Bauer can destroy the whole world with a map of Montana, and a brick.

aliengurl7
04-01-2006, 10:29 PM
jack justs runs around with a gun all the time making funny expressions on his face... jack is wack.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:30 PM
If by whack you mean the most refined killing machine ever, then yes.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:30 PM
He can destory the whole world by just looking at it, then lazers will come out of his eyes.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:31 PM
He could rebuild the Disney Chanel with an electric guitar.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:31 PM
jack justs runs around with a gun all the time making funny expressions on his face... jack is wack.


And what does Chuck have? The round house kick to the face? I'm sorry, but Jack can duck that and with his gun he could shoot Chuck.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Jack Bauer would just point a gun at Chuck Norris and he would explode. Heck, if Bauer was in the same room he would explode.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:32 PM
Yeah... no...

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:32 PM
Yeah, yes. Yes to the 10th power.

aliengurl7
04-01-2006, 10:32 PM
no by wack i mean he runs around making funny facial expressions...

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:32 PM
Yeah... yes. If Chuck were ten miles away from Jack, he would still explode.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:33 PM
Raven could kill Jack Bauer. Wait, no she couldn't. Not a chance.

aliengurl7
04-01-2006, 10:34 PM
And what does Chuck have? The round house kick to the face? I'm sorry, but Jack can duck that and with his gun he could shoot Chuck.
chucky cheese?

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:34 PM
Who's Raven? From That's So Raven?

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:34 PM
Note that I said Chuck, not Chucky. ;]

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:35 PM
Who's Raven? From That's So Raven?

Yes, that's the one.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:36 PM
Yeah, she wouldn't stand a chance.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:36 PM
It would be like a stick of butter vs. a cruise missle, no chance.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:36 PM
Or a knife vs. tissue paper.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Yeah, that's too bad.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Or a gun vs. a toothpick vs. a battleship vs. 6 copys of Windows XP Professional

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Yeah, there's no winner there.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:38 PM
Jack Bauer is so tough, he could destroy Russia with a toothpick.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:38 PM
Or the entire middle east.

Heri Altariel
04-01-2006, 10:38 PM
People just have to face it, Raven sucks. But oh man! That show she is in is SO HILARIOUS! Don't you think? I just want to laugh. out. loud whenever I watch it! Ha ha ha ha.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:38 PM
Well that goes without saying.

cloroxmartini
04-01-2006, 10:39 PM
That show is so stupid.

Isildur9473
04-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Yes, it really is not.

riz
04-02-2006, 06:03 PM
I know spring is the time when everything becomes more fertile and prolific. Everything bursts forth with life. But that does not mean spam has to do the same thing. It seems to happen around this time - just like last year. Remember it? Pages upon pages of back-and-forth conversation. Happening again.

If you like filling up these pointless and useless threads with posts that are only ten characters long, then shuffle on to a chatroom or go to AIM or MSN or god-forbid fill up each others' comment pages on myspace with it. But please, I don't want to start seeing 329547 animal appreciation threads again.

Please.

disciple
04-04-2006, 02:22 PM
It's out of our control. :\