SkFan1983
04-17-2006, 11:06 PM
it's not a true one, It's like Cinderella but with male in it. It starts with my parents that loved me very much that died from a Car Accident comeing home from some where. Then had to live with too Evil Aunts and Two evil boys Twin cousins that would always play mean pranks at me and people at school would make fun of me for my disabilty. Then when I was eight I was inlove with a beautiful girl name Sarah from England she had long blond hair and blue eyes I saw her around and the people at school said she would never love me because I was differnt from her same with two evil aunts and evil cousins then She saw that and told me she was taught to love someone for who they are from her nice parents. And she loved me because she thought I had a real nice personality and I had a good heart. And that I seemed kind so she kissed me then laughed and I would play with her and her group of friends that also started to like me. Then she had to move back to england then one of her friends said dont worry you might see her again, Then a year latter I lived with better people who cared about me my grandparents and some other cousins that also cared about me, then when I was a Freshmen in highschool she came back I did not reconise her she said do you remember me she showed a picture of us together and I said Oh my god it's really you then I huged her and she always stayed with me we also went to a School Dance with me. Reminds me how much God can help your life.

Isildur9473
04-18-2006, 08:38 AM
Eight seems a bit young for any kind of serious relationship to me...

Luvnoswin2sayno
04-18-2006, 06:29 PM
i like Cinderella stories. i don't know why? but i do.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:19 PM
I wish I was Cinderella!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:23 PM
Yeah! Everything always works out in fairy tales! If I was Cinderella, my life would be a perfect dream! Oh, how I wish I was Cinderella! Or, or... even Snow White. She was magnificent!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:25 PM
Then I'd be Prince Charming I guess. Wait! Wasn't the prince always named Prince Charming?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:30 PM
No! You idiot! He was always named "Prince Starbucks."

Duuuhhrrr!

And, of course, he reigned over all the pretty cappuccino ladies in the land. However, it is known that Prince Starbucks committed treason when he secretly eloped with a stunning frappuccino beggar of the North District!

...How could he?!

DEATH TO PRINCE STARBUCKS!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:35 PM
How dare you! Prince Charming is my hero.

Prince Charming > you!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:39 PM
Screw that. You know nothing. As I just stated... Prince Charming is actually...

Prince Starbucks!




Get over it, n00b! Move on with your life! Put your past behind you.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:41 PM
I'll never do what you tell me. NEVER!

*Turns into Prince Charming's demented twin*

No you will suffer my wrath.

*Crushes buildings and Starbucks everywhere*

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:42 PM
You are such an idiot. I think I shall ignore your ignorant, uneducated posts and move on. We really need to get back to the topic at hand.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:44 PM
But seriously, there would be no Cinderella without Prince Charming.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:46 PM
You are lying. Sleeping Beauty prevails!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:46 PM
What does that have to do with Prince Charming?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:47 PM
You don't even remember, do you?! I can't believe it!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:48 PM
I'm sad now. What is it that I forgot?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:52 PM
Don't you remember? I thought you were my friend! All of those long, heart-to-heart conversations over coffee... and you don't even know me!!
I can't believe you don't care enough to remember!

Remember? That one time, I told you all about the fictional life story I wrote? Using Sleeping Beauty? It was so much like SKFan's, only without Cinderalla! It's astounding. I was afraid to share it with anyone but you! And then, THIS! Betrayal! You don't even remember!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:56 PM
I'm really sorry about that. But I can't remember it at all. I hope you'll forgive me.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 08:57 PM
NO! I won't!

THAT IS IT! THE WEDDING IS OFF!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 08:58 PM
WHAT? We were getting married? Why wasn't I informed. My whole life is flashing before my eyes.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:00 PM
Don't do that! Don't pretend that you "OMGZ DIDN'T KNOW!". It's a bunch of bullcrap. I know better, and so do you!

...Ha! Prince Charming, indeed! Prince Charming would never be so insensitive to my personal fantasies! GET LOST!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:02 PM
You can't hold this against me. I have amnesia!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:03 PM
Don't even try to pull that! There is no way we are getting married after all of this! This is ONE fairy tale that will NOT have a happy ending!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:06 PM
Oh come on. I'm sorry darlin'.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:08 PM
Am·bi·dex·trous
adj.
Pronunciation: "am-bi-'dek-strs"

1. Able to use both hands with equal facility.

Source: Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:10 PM
What does that have to do with this whole situation?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:13 PM
That is the whole reason my life is falling apart, dear.

In fact, it's the entire purpose of this thread!

Wait, wait... it's even more amazing than all that! It's the meaning of life! Yeah! That's it! Without that... there would be nothing in this world worth living for! It's the reason we are hear! Our purpose on this earth!

It deals with freaking everything!

Of COURSE it pertains to this situation!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:17 PM
Me being ambidextrous has to do with us not getting married?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:18 PM
No! It's that other thing! The thing we're not allowed to mention here!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:19 PM
Oh, about people not commenting us on Myspace?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:24 PM
Exactly. See, this is why we are so 10342x perfect for each other, PookieBear!

YOU READ MY MIND!!!

In fact... why don't you prove this for me, once and for all. Tell me what I'm thinking of right now! Take a wiiiiiiild guess!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Why so many of the Gods hate Breg?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:33 PM
Right! Correct! This settles it!

But, there is one other thing... can you guess?

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:34 PM
That I am just to awesome?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:35 PM
Well, of course. Otherwise, I wouldn't be marrying you, but there is still ONE MORE THING.

And, no, it's not Paris!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:36 PM
Damn, that was my next guess.

Uhm , how about London?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:37 PM
NOO! DO YOU GIVE UP, n00b?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:38 PM
Why are you calling your fiancé a n00b? That just isn't nice!

Anyway, are you thinking about the number 9473?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:39 PM
Warmer... warmer... Thou art getting warm!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:39 PM
Isilder9473 then?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:40 PM
ICE COLD!

No! Wrong again!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:41 PM
The number pi?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:41 PM
No! Where do you get such stupid, worthless guesses?! GO ON! GUESS AGAIN!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:42 PM
At least you could give me a hint.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:43 PM
I don't give hints! I'm the one and only PinkGoo. I rule Panheads.org. I don't give out hints to lowly n00bs such as yourself... not even to my fiancé!

Heri Altariel
04-18-2006, 09:44 PM
Dats such a intresting stori!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:45 PM
Who are you?! And what do you want? Why are you posting in this thread!?

GET OUT!

NOW!!!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:45 PM
That's just cruel Liz!

Isildur9473
04-18-2006, 09:45 PM
Well you guys certainly had some fun in here...

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:46 PM
You betcha!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:46 PM
It's not fun! It's pure, uncorrupted liberation!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:47 PM
I agree with Liz!

Heri Altariel
04-18-2006, 09:47 PM
i reely likd it inspried me to mke 1 of my own.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:47 PM
For once, HoneyBunchesofOatZ!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:48 PM
That's your secret?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:48 PM
That's your secret?Damn right! But I have a few more up my sleeve, too.
...It's like the blue afro man.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:49 PM
So are you going to tell me why you're calling off the wedding?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:50 PM
So are you going to tell me why you're calling off the wedding?
Because! You are most certainly not King Frappuccino OR Prince Charming!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:51 PM
But... But... But... But...

*cries*

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:52 PM
You stupid POSER! You think you are something you are not!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:53 PM
It's spelled poseur. Ha, shows how much you know. Now who's the n00b??!?!?!?!

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:55 PM
That's beside the point.

TELL ME WHAT THE POINT IS, WINSTON!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:56 PM
I don't even know you anymore.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 09:57 PM
What? No! That's your point? All of it?

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 09:58 PM
Everything I've ever said to you is my point.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 10:01 PM
I see how it is. One more thing, before I go kill myself...

Umm, do you really have amnesia?

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 10:03 PM
Yes, I did. Why would I lie to you? You are the best. Don't kill yourself based on false pretenses.

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 10:05 PM
But, look at the frappuccino beggar! Look what happened to HER!

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 10:06 PM
What happened to her?

PinkGoo
04-18-2006, 10:08 PM
Everyone knows. We all do. You do. I do.

cloroxmartini
04-18-2006, 10:09 PM
Except for me I'm guessing.

PinkGoo
04-19-2006, 10:49 AM
Well, that's just too bad. You'll have to find out on your own.

cloroxmartini
04-19-2006, 01:29 PM
But what if I don't want to?