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PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 08:51 AM
Spam is my favorite food. I thought that we could all use a thread about it. I know, I know... we already have a thread about food in general, but Spam really deserves its very own thread. It's amazing.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/PinkG00/spamanm.gif

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 08:55 AM
They make Spam in Fremont, Ne, about 25 minutes from where I live. Driving by that place during the day totally makes your mouth water.

FromTheInside
04-24-2006, 08:56 AM
Spam horrifies me, It's gross. . . Hence they call internet junk mail "spam". >_<

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 08:56 AM
They make Spam in Fremont, Ne, about 25 minutes from where I live. Driving by that place during the day totally makes your mouth water.

Mehh. Until you see what they actually put in the stuff...

aliengurl7
04-24-2006, 08:57 AM
Spam is disgusting. It can be good sometimes, but the majority of the time it tastes yucky.

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 08:58 AM
I think we need a poll! SPAM LUV3RS UNITE!!!oneone!1!!six234!!11

aliengurl7
04-24-2006, 09:00 AM
Don't get me wrong spam can be good, when the taste is disguise with egg are something but alone, it taste too salty or something.

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 09:01 AM
You have your facts all wrong, Michelle. :(

aliengurl7
04-24-2006, 09:20 AM
S-P-A-M
It comes in a can.
S-P-A-M
Its the best slime that I ever had.

S-P-A-M
Don't you know no one knows what it is
S-P-A-M
MRE'S taste better this this!!

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
There's one processed meat by-product that's best by far
It's

S-P-A-M


YAY!!!!!!

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 09:33 AM
That song is treason. It should be banned immediately.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 09:38 AM
Actually, i took a few classes with a girl who worked at the Hormel plant. Pork Shoulder meat is what makes up spam. A year's worth of sodium in one bite.

mmmmmmm...spammmm.....

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 09:40 AM
Shoulder meat and what else...?

aliengurl7
04-24-2006, 09:41 AM
Actually, i took a few classes with a girl who worked at the Hormel plant. Pork Shoulder meat is what makes up spam. A year's worth of sodium in one bite.

mmmmmmm...spammmm.....
Its processed meat,you aint fooling me. ;)


The song speaks the truth!

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 09:42 AM
Just pieces of Pork Shoulder meat. Nothing off the floor, no pig snouts, ears or anything else. Well butt loads of sodium.

Heh...I had a can of spam from WWII when I did a visit to a National Guard unit in early 1979. surprisingly...it was ok. I shriveled up like a prune from dehydration, but it tasted ok.

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 10:25 AM
You carnivorous liar, you!

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 10:38 AM
Don't make me come down there.

hey...how come you haven't hit any of the other threads? I showered, brushed my teeth, used deodorant AND sprayed on Axe this morning.

Isildur9473
04-24-2006, 10:41 AM
You've got to understand, we must remain perfect strangers.

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 10:54 AM
Buddy, this ain't no Pointless Posts.

NOW, do you or don't you like spam?

Answer, or go back to where you came from.

Isildur9473
04-24-2006, 10:56 AM
I already did answer once, a long, long time ago. I remember that time, those dark times, ruined dreams, that wasted land, but most of all, I remember the Road Warrior, the man we called Max.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 10:56 AM
SPAM FANATICS UNTIE!!!....dang dyslexia...I mean UNITE!

Isildur9473
04-24-2006, 10:58 AM
Can you stand some chaaaaaaange?

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 11:22 AM
corned beef spam

cloroxmartini
04-24-2006, 01:04 PM
Monty Python does the greatest skit about Spam.

TheFireBreathes
04-24-2006, 03:01 PM
I dont like spam because my taste budds dont approve of it. Sorry if I offended you or anything.


By the way, anyone heard of the spam museum? Im not even kidding, there is one! Crazy! Id look it up but i dont really feel like it lol.

Isildur9473
04-24-2006, 04:02 PM
Isildur9473 - Forget the rest.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-24-2006, 06:59 PM
That's ok. your taste buds just haven't fully developed yet. If you take a little trip over to Ft. Carson, I'm sure we can arrange to develope those little boogers PDQ.

theelectric3
04-24-2006, 07:16 PM
cooked spam, hawaiian style, is really good.

my hawaiian friend laughed when she found out that white people think you eat spam from a can. just like anything else, you cook it.

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 07:19 PM
Fried spam IS pretty good.

Isildur9473
04-24-2006, 07:24 PM
Dear Mods,

I think it's really cool how almost all of my threads have been locked, and this one isn't.

Truly yours,
Greg

PinkGoo
04-24-2006, 07:25 PM
They love me more, dearest Greg. Get over it.

Pretendeavor
04-25-2006, 03:31 AM
spam is crap. so is this thread.

planet_kosmos
04-25-2006, 03:39 AM
I'll probably get murdered by someone for this and will get called alot of names but I have never tried spam in my life. Heh, maybe its a rest of the world besides Australia thing....

Bassplayer
04-25-2006, 06:04 AM
hey Greg, i know how you feel. lol. i'm either locked or deleted. but that just gets your creative juices flowing because you're trying to think of good threads that won't be deleted or yelled at for. comes with the territory i suppose.

oh yeah, spam sux. i don't know if i've had it or not. but it just smells nasty and looks nasty. ew!!

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 07:44 AM
I'll probably get murdered by someone for this and will get called alot of names but I have never tried spam in my life. Heh, maybe its a rest of the world besides Australia thing....
You need to try it. It's good.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 08:24 AM
I feel prepared properly, it is definitely edible.

sky_flashings
04-25-2006, 09:04 AM
Spam is nothing but canned cat food. Or canned cat. Either way, it's just not natural.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 09:34 AM
nah...i've eaten cat food, ON A DARE. Spam has the taste edge.

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 09:41 AM
Cat food tastes much, much worse. Spam is tasty. Cat food isn't so great.

sky_flashings
04-25-2006, 09:42 AM
Then that means it's made out of cat...clearly...

disciple
04-25-2006, 10:09 AM
I'll probably get murdered by someone for this and will get called alot of names but I have never tried spam in my life. Heh, maybe its a rest of the world besides Australia thing....
You aren't missing out. Unless you're one of those crazy Australians who'd like spam... ::]


;)

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 10:11 AM
hmm.. it kinda does have that cat food texture...

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 11:21 AM
hey...when you're hungry...it works. It's better than eating bugs!

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 11:28 AM
I second that.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 11:33 AM
wow...it's been so long since I've eaten regular food, spam sounds really REALLY good.

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 11:34 AM
I got Spam for Christmas. Yay!

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 11:35 AM
All of us must learn to live with these things however much we hate them.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 11:35 AM
mmmm....spam on crackers....spam and eggs.....broiled spam...fried spam...spam hash....

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 11:38 AM
no i bet bugs are better tasting...

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 11:39 AM
I'm thinking that you are wrong, Michelle.

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 11:40 AM
tribes people say some bugs taste like chicken!!! are they wrong goo? hmm...

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 11:41 AM
I can GUARANTEE you are wrong. I had to eat bugs during survival training. Spam is WAY better.

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 11:42 AM
How about Spam 'N Bug Casserole?

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 11:45 AM
I can GUARANTEE you are wrong. I had to eat bugs during survival training. Spam is WAY better.
Ok, you must of ate the bad ones ya know like when you eat bad sunflower seeds. I watched national geographic and some tribes people were eating some worms and they weren't complaining, said it taste like CHICKEN!Bugs are consider a delicacy in some countries!!!!

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 11:45 AM
I wouldn't do that to Spam. well maybe mudbugs...aka crawfish...

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 11:49 AM
were you in the special forces?

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 11:49 AM
Ok, you must of ate the bad ones ya know like when you eat bad sunflower seeds. I watched national geographic and some tribes people were eating some worms and they weren't complaining, said it taste like CHICKEN!Bugs are consider a delicacy in some countries!!!!
When there is delicious processed food available, I see no reason to eat bugs that supposedly taste like chicken or somesuch.

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 12:04 PM
i wonder....why does everything taste like chicken? Maybe chicken tastes like everything else. No, not special forces. I did "stuff".
Actually, anyone who would deploy outside the US had to undergo escape and evasion training.

i never tasted ANY bugs that tasted REMOTELY like chicken.

I much preferred fat in a can to crawly stuff...and still do.

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 12:11 PM
Special forces are the only ones that will eat bugs basic boot camp won't do that.

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 12:15 PM
Spam is of the devil!!!!

bob
04-25-2006, 12:56 PM
For those of you who don't know who Monty Python is:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5627694446211716271

lamb_servant72
04-25-2006, 01:25 PM
How about Spam 'N Bug Casserole?
We could call it Bam.

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 04:32 PM
Or we could call it Spug.

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 04:34 PM
Or we could just call it a delicacy.

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 04:38 PM
Who came up with this idea anyway?

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 04:42 PM
Uhmm, I did?

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 05:03 PM
Why shame on you!!!

MeNtAlCaSe
04-25-2006, 05:11 PM
Did they shame Franklin for his ideas on electricity?
Did they shame Newton for his ideas on gravity?
Did they shame Ford for his ideas on an affordable automobile?

Nor should you shame Liz for her idea on Spam.

Let him who is without faulty threads cast the first shame.

theelectric3
04-25-2006, 05:16 PM
Dear Mods,

I think it's really cool how almost all of my threads have been locked, and this one isn't.

Truly yours,
Greg

is this necessary?

They love me more, dearest Greg. Get over it.


correction: mods don't have favorites. :)

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 05:18 PM
is this necessary?
In a way, it kind of is.

cloroxmartini
04-25-2006, 05:21 PM
It's so sad. :'(

Isildur9473
04-25-2006, 05:32 PM
is this necessary?

I thought it was.

Pretendeavor
04-25-2006, 06:14 PM
is this necessary?



correction: mods don't have favorites. :)


this thread is necessary because its stupid just liek the perosn who started it.

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 06:20 PM
If you don't like this thread,you don't have to post in it and there's no need for name calling now, were not in third grade.

Spam is just weird tasting.

PinkGoo
04-25-2006, 06:22 PM
It's salty goodness!

aliengurl7
04-25-2006, 10:09 PM
No way,I think you meant its "TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING" salty not so goodness!

Bassplayer
04-26-2006, 06:17 AM
Did they shame Franklin for his ideas on electricity?
Did they shame Newton for his ideas on gravity?
Did they shame Ford for his ideas on an affordable automobile?

Nor should you shame Liz for her idea on Spam.

Let him who is without faulty threads cast the first shame.
um, actually, they were shamed and look down on for the first few years of their experimentation. they were considered fools and slight outcasts. only after they proved the greatness of their ideas were they thought great. at least most of them. Pinky has yet to prove that spam is a great thing (at least to me)

MeNtAlCaSe
04-26-2006, 06:44 AM
hokieday. I began to appreciate it after day 7 of what was supposed to be a 3 day training exercise. After eating nothing (sorry, i couldn't bring myself to eat bugs while in the US) for 2 days, spam was like prime rib.

I guess you either like it or don't. I've been hungry enough, often enough, to be able to eat pretty much anything.

PinkGoo
04-26-2006, 11:58 AM
Wow. That doesn't sound so great.

Bassplayer
04-26-2006, 02:10 PM
no it doesn't. the way it see it, you don't need survival training if you don't let yourself get in the position of a stranded person. just stay a hermit for the rest of your life. then you won't need survival training. (j/k)

MeNtAlCaSe
04-27-2006, 07:51 AM
Sorry, but Uncle Sam wasn't going to give me that luxury. Besides, I asked for those types of jobs. It was....ahhh...interesting.

Bassplayer
04-28-2006, 05:54 AM
oh. what do you do for a living? (spam is something left from the species before human. and you wonder why they died out!)

frymeskillet
04-28-2006, 06:02 AM
ewwwwww. Spam.....

MeNtAlCaSe
04-28-2006, 07:15 AM
oh. what do you do for a living? (spam is something left from the species before human. and you wonder why they died out!)Now...I make cable bills...well cable, PCS, utility...bills...boy, i've sunk SOOOOO low.

Fortunately I'm an omnivore. As we were taught..."If it don't make you puke, EAT IT".

when you're really REALLY hungry...you'll surprise yourself.

Bassplayer
05-08-2006, 10:56 AM
wow. i don't want to get on your bad side. DON'T BILL ME!!

m_money618
05-14-2006, 03:21 PM
spam sucks....

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 04:23 AM
i like spa-am
clap clap
clap clap clap

i like spa-am
clap clap
clap clap clap

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 06:26 AM
Spam is evil.
Vote "DEATH TO SPAM"!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 06:54 AM
nooo...spam isn't evil. it is an inanimate food stuff. what excessive amounts does to your body...now THAT'S evil.

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:05 AM
i still think even the thought of SPAM is evil.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:08 AM
it's ok. I'll counteract your negative feelings about Spam with my postive ones, and all will be balanced.

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:11 AM
thanks...............*whispers* spam is still evil.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:16 AM
*whispers*...you're young...you'll learn when you go to college.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:16 AM
Uh...why are we whispering? Spam isn't top secret anymore is it?

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:17 AM
*whispers* i'll never learn, 'cause spam is evil.
plus i'm not going to college.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:20 AM
sooo...what are ya going to do...after high school i mean?

i never cared for it, until i got really REALLY hungry and that's what someone gave me, cause they didn't like it.

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:23 AM
i'm taking a course in Small engine Repair.

i've acually never even tasted spam..............weird.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:25 AM
Cool. I started out as an auto mechanic. went into the Army, learned to play with tanks. Got out and eventually went to school for Computer Science. started out in a tech school, transferred to a community college and eventually to a university (although the process took like 10 years).

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:27 AM
small engine repair is something i'm good @.
Algebra is something i'm not.

Spam is something only cool people eat.
(Which i am not)

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:29 AM
LOL...nahhhhh...rednecks do spam (and I are one)....cool people eat Brie and Caviar. I prefer cheddar jack and hard boiled eggs with Louisiana hot sauce.

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:31 AM
i'm afraid of spam, i perfer regular food.
REAL MEAT!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:33 AM
Meat...it's what's fer dinner...

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 07:35 AM
i have nooo idea.....i have dance class tonite, ususally get home about 9 or 9:30pm.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 07:36 AM
i have scouts tonight...i get home about the same time...too late to eat for me...

so, how is it you're on at this time of the morning? california?

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 08:19 AM
no i'm homeschooled in the Eastern time zone. NY>

MeNtAlCaSe
05-15-2006, 08:48 AM
Ahhh....okieday. so you're only +1.

i wanted to do that to my kids, but she wouldn't have anything to do with it. Funny thing...her degree was elementary education.

how much longer till you're done for the year...are are you ever really "done"?

Undomiel
05-15-2006, 05:36 PM
yeah i usually get done somewhere in June.
But sometimes i start the next grade in June as well.
ya know, get a headstart!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-17-2006, 05:58 AM
I know when I was taking courses during the summer, other than finishing early, it was kinda nice to keep in the grind. That way 1st semester wasn't such a shock. I'd only take 1 class per session (two 5 week sessions), so I still had plently of time to...ahhhh... whatever.....

Undomiel
05-17-2006, 07:33 AM
yeah, although i also like to spend lots of time
with all my friends who are too busy during the
school year.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-17-2006, 11:25 AM
yep...exactly what summers were invented for. Although, one side benefit to doing it in college...I always knew where the boating and beach parties were....small perk...but very very important.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-17-2006, 11:26 AM
Oh, and I LIKE SPAM!

Undomiel
05-17-2006, 01:13 PM
Spam Is Evil!!!!!!

Bassplayer
05-17-2006, 01:49 PM
amen. i agree!

Undomiel
05-17-2006, 02:24 PM
Finally someone........DEATH TO SPAM!!!!!!!

bob
05-17-2006, 03:48 PM
Finally someone........DEATH TO SPAM!!!!!!!
Isn't it already an inanimate object? ::]

Undomiel
05-17-2006, 06:26 PM
yes, but having other people agree with you right then and there is more comforting.

pizza brain
05-17-2006, 06:57 PM
spam.....ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick!!!!!!

Heri Altariel
05-17-2006, 07:46 PM
And now, a skit on spam from Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones in drag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

pizza brain
05-17-2006, 08:27 PM
that sooo funny lol!

bob
05-18-2006, 02:46 AM
Who hasn't heard of that skit by now? On like the first page of this thread I gave a link to the video of it. Great skit by the way.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-18-2006, 04:12 AM
oldie but goodie

one of my favorites

Bassplayer
05-18-2006, 07:23 AM
wow. and to think, you can actually write a play about nothing but spam. interesting

Undomiel
05-18-2006, 05:54 PM
even the thought of spam gives me goosebumps!

pizza brain
05-18-2006, 08:05 PM
even the thought of spam gives me goosebumps!
If you keep reading my mind like this I'm gonna sing silly songs with Larry.

Undomiel
05-19-2006, 12:05 PM
i can't help it, i thought of it first.
*coughscopycoughscatcoughs* HA HA HA :D ;D :D ;D

pizza brain
05-19-2006, 07:41 PM
Copy cat?? I'm Mr. Original jk

Undomiel
05-21-2006, 01:04 PM
Sure ya are.... :azn:
That's O.K. You're aloud to be.....
i guess ::]

pizza brain
05-21-2006, 04:14 PM
Of course I'm aloud to be me!

Undomiel
05-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Well, of course....*coughscopycoughscatcoughs*

bob
05-22-2006, 06:59 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM :D

http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif

MeNtAlCaSe
05-22-2006, 11:48 AM
Yeah Spam!!!!!!!

Undomiel
05-23-2006, 07:22 PM
Spam Is Evil!!! Spam Is Evil!!! Death To Spam!!! Death To Spam!!!

Isildur9473
05-23-2006, 07:23 PM
What are we to say about the corrupt? Are they to walk free for their crimes, or are we to rise up, and show them that the people really are in control? There is no ruling element without a subservient element, and we no longer have to stand for this!

Undomiel
05-23-2006, 07:24 PM
SPAM IS EVIL!!! DEATH TO SPAM!!!



this is my 700th post!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 06:30 AM
sorrrrry...but you can't kill something that's already dead.

would you like a spam cookie?

bob
05-24-2006, 06:59 AM
SPAM IS EVIL!!! DEATH TO SPAM!!!


Okay, so it was mildy amusing the first time you said it, but that was like 4 pages ago. Stop repeating yourself and be creative. Lest I have to fill your nostrils with spam.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 07:29 AM
i'll make her wear a spam suit. an ORIGINAL SPAM suit!

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 07:42 AM
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO....... SPAM IS NASTY!!! THROW SPAM DOWN THE GARBAGE DISPOSABLE....Please!!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 07:55 AM
noooo...there are starving people who would actually eat the spam. waste is bad. now come overhere and try on this spam suit.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 08:04 AM
no, i can't wear a spam suite, but i'll send my spam overseas for the starving people.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 08:17 AM
awww...that's very very generous of you dear. I'm sure it's a HUUUUUUGE sacrifice.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 08:20 AM
i know it is, thanks! ;)

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 08:23 AM
of course....we'll have to send gallons of fresh water to help process all the sodium they'll ingest.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 08:24 AM
wow, that's alot of work, maybe i'll just send money.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 08:28 AM
well..that would work. after all, if we give them money to drill a well, they'll have all the fresh water they need.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 08:29 AM
yeah, i have to earn more money now.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 09:08 AM
me too. too much month at the end of the money

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 09:35 AM
yeah, i still gotta earn money to fix my car. $400.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 09:37 AM
wow...whats wrong with it?

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 09:44 AM
i can't remember what it's called.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:01 AM
the technical term for that is "dorked up".

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:06 AM
i don't like that "technical term".

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:12 AM
how about.....broken?

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:14 AM
yeah, that sounds better. i have a hot-rod car.
though i'm not sure what a "hot-rod car" is.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:15 AM
what kind of car is it, if i may be so intrusive?

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:17 AM
a turquoise Beretta.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:21 AM
hmm....i suppose that could be, depending on the modifications and after market add-ons, be easily considered that. I like turquoise. then again, i'm partial to most shades of blue.

to me, that term brings to mind 66 - 72 Pontiac GTO's, Oldsmobile 442's, Chevrolet Malibu's, SS's, Pontiac Firebirds, Dodge Chargers, stuff like that.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:31 AM
it has a fin thingy.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:32 AM
spoiler?

fins are the things that stick up off either rear quarter panel...like in a 57 chevy or a 57 Thunderbird...like sharks fins...

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:34 AM
i don't know but it's on the back.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:35 AM
yep...more or less a spoiler....supposed to force the back of the car down...better traction at high speeds.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:37 AM
cool...my mom says the Police are gonna always be watching me.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:44 AM
only if you drive..uhhhh....dementedly...

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:46 AM
sometimes i do

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 10:49 AM
the secret is to do it when the law enforcement officals aren't around.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 10:59 AM
true, i try.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 11:03 AM
of course...they're always where you least expect them...when you least expect them....they're good at that...or they wouldn't have their jobs.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 11:04 AM
i haven't been caught yet.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 11:07 AM
yet...being the opportune word...

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 11:11 AM
Never!!!!!!!!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-24-2006, 11:12 AM
i've learned never to say never....rats..i just said it...

bob
05-24-2006, 03:02 PM
What a spam filled thread.

Undomiel
05-24-2006, 04:56 PM
That's why this thread is called "Spam", isn't it?

Bassplayer
05-25-2006, 10:53 AM
i totally discusted. they actually sell spam at the gas station by my house. EW!!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-25-2006, 10:56 AM
they sell it by my place too. in a pinch...it'll substitute for bacon...course I put maple syrup on it.

Bassplayer
05-25-2006, 10:58 AM
i wouldn't sub spam for anything. spam should be illegal.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-25-2006, 05:56 PM
nope....it's food. people eat snails..and snails aren't illegal. that's just plain wrong on sooooooo many levels.

pizza brain
05-25-2006, 09:13 PM
i wouldn't sub spam for anything. spam should be illegal.
No there should still be some for Fear Factor.

Undomiel
05-26-2006, 05:42 AM
Spam is probably made out of roadkill.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-26-2006, 06:47 AM
spam is made from pork shoulder meat.

Undomiel
05-26-2006, 07:02 AM
do you where the Original Spam Suit?

MeNtAlCaSe
05-26-2006, 07:18 AM
no, remember, we sent that over to Africa. it has already been distributed. I got a note and the entire southern half of Africa says thank you for your sacrifice.

Undomiel
05-26-2006, 07:21 AM
How come i didn't get one?

MeNtAlCaSe
05-26-2006, 07:23 AM
my name was on the customs form

Undomiel
05-26-2006, 12:45 PM
Oh, interesting....

pizza brain
05-26-2006, 08:26 PM
"i'm hungry!:lick:"

Don't eat spam!

Undomiel
05-27-2006, 07:01 PM
i won't....it will be in my will to banish spam from future generations

alorian
05-27-2006, 09:24 PM
For those of you who don't know who Monty Python is:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5627694446211716271

Buried post... noooooo!

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Wonderful spam!!!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-28-2006, 08:13 AM
mmmmmm.....spam.....i may pick some up today.

pizza brain
05-28-2006, 04:07 PM
i won't....it will be in my will to banish spam from future generations

I think I'll do that to.

Undomiel
05-29-2006, 05:42 PM
Buried post... noooooo!

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Wonderful spam!!!

spam is NOT wonderful! :o

pizza brain
05-29-2006, 09:03 PM
what she said.

alorian
05-29-2006, 09:22 PM
Hahaha ;) poor souls :P

pizza brain
05-29-2006, 09:40 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't like Spam.

alorian
05-29-2006, 09:55 PM
Chuck Norris invented spam to reward the good and punish the evil.

pizza brain
05-29-2006, 10:04 PM
punish evil by making them eat it reward good by keeping it away from them.

alorian
05-29-2006, 10:30 PM
Reward by giving it to them, punish by keeping it away ;)

Undomiel
05-30-2006, 01:45 AM
who (in their right mind)would feel punished if you kept spam away from them!

Bassplayer
05-30-2006, 08:40 AM
yeah, i wouldn't be too sad if spam was taken from me.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-30-2006, 12:20 PM
who (in their right mind)would feel punished if you kept spam away from them!MWAHAHAHA.....me

Undomiel
05-30-2006, 05:58 PM
really? that's crazy! :o
but it's funny :D

MeNtAlCaSe
05-30-2006, 06:42 PM
i resemble that remark.

pizza brain
05-30-2006, 09:08 PM
i resemble that remark.

The goal of the A.S.A (Anti Spam Army) is to resemble you.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-31-2006, 05:15 AM
not likely. i can smell you heretics miles away.

Undomiel
05-31-2006, 06:18 AM
you can't smell these ones!

MeNtAlCaSe
05-31-2006, 06:52 AM
i'm sorry dear, but you are sadly mistaken. my sense of smell is more highly developed than anything ever created.

Bassplayer
05-31-2006, 09:06 AM
really? now i thought it'd be the other way around. by eating spam, u erode ur since of smell and taste. so tecnically, ur since of smell sould be horrible.

MeNtAlCaSe
05-31-2006, 10:19 AM
That's exactly what we wanted you to believe...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Undomiel
05-31-2006, 11:02 AM
my mom hates spam, which is a good thing!

pizza brain
05-31-2006, 09:18 PM
My prents almost never cook with it thankfully.

MeNtAlCaSe
06-01-2006, 08:37 AM
ok, to uphold the righteousness of Spam, I must cook with it this weekend...maybe a breakfast hash or something.

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 05:11 PM
I pity you.

alorian
06-01-2006, 06:04 PM
5p@m 5p@m 5p@m 5p@m 5p@m 5p@m 5p@m 5p@m

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 06:40 PM
Seth you're being extremely vulgar.


jk

alorian
06-01-2006, 06:40 PM
Heheh sorry! I'll edit it

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 06:59 PM
pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

I like the edit.

alorian
06-01-2006, 07:00 PM
Pssshhh :p

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Piiizzzaaa :p
:) ;D :) ;D

alorian
06-01-2006, 07:08 PM
SPAAAAMMMMM :) ;D :) ;D


Pizza IS awesome, I know :D

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 07:10 PM
How'd you do that to my quote?

alorian
06-01-2006, 07:17 PM
Tis a secret ;)

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 07:18 PM
oooooo I love to keep secrets! Tell me pleas.

alorian
06-01-2006, 07:20 PM
Same way you did mine ;) :P

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 07:29 PM
Oh.....I knew that ...I think.

alorian
06-01-2006, 07:38 PM
hahahahah ;)

pizza brain
06-01-2006, 07:42 PM
lol rolf etc. etc.

MeNtAlCaSe
06-02-2006, 06:12 AM
don't be rollin on the floor, you'll ruin my spam carpet.

pizza brain
06-02-2006, 03:35 PM
*start's kicking spam carpet.*

planet_kosmos
06-02-2006, 03:53 PM
*starts burning spam carpet*

pizza brain
06-02-2006, 03:54 PM
*stops kicking spam carpet and gets a safe distance away.*

Undomiel
06-04-2006, 05:42 PM
*asks where the spam rug came from*

Bassplayer
06-04-2006, 06:47 PM
wow, is there really such a thing as spam carpet?? *kicks self for asking such a dump question*

pizza brain
06-04-2006, 07:29 PM
Ummm I believe you mean dumb not dump right?

MeNtAlCaSe
06-05-2006, 07:37 PM
i've learned never to ask questions when someone is kicking themselves. they could miss and seriously injure themselves.

pizza brain
06-10-2006, 05:45 PM
ummm intresting now back on topic. DEATH TO SPAM!!!!!!

PinkGoo
06-11-2006, 06:29 AM
That will never happen.

Undomiel
06-11-2006, 11:03 AM
and just how do you know?!

PinkGoo
06-11-2006, 11:06 AM
I know everything, of course.

Undomiel
06-11-2006, 11:10 AM
YYEEAAHHH, sure you do.....NOT.

pizza brain
06-11-2006, 02:30 PM
YYEEAAHHH, sure you do.....NOT.
quoted for tooth.

Bassplayer
06-11-2006, 05:13 PM
(yeah, i meant dumb. lol) if pinky knows everything, then i must be the easter bunny

PinkGoo
06-11-2006, 05:18 PM
That you are, that you are...

Bassplayer
06-11-2006, 05:20 PM
i am what? hot?? j/k lol

PinkGoo
06-11-2006, 05:23 PM
Uhh.. no.

I do not like to veiw the Easter Bunny as sexy, thanks.

Bassplayer
06-11-2006, 05:25 PM
i didn't say sexy. i said hot. w/ all that fur and hopping around, wouldn't u get hot and sweaty? anyways, spam is nasty

pizza brain
06-11-2006, 06:53 PM
yes!

I do like to veiw the Easter Bunny as sexy, thanks.


That's kind of distubing Liz

Isildur9473
06-11-2006, 06:54 PM
That's kind of distubing Liz

Not as disturbing as your signature homeslice. ;)

pizza brain
06-11-2006, 06:56 PM
ummm I don't get it

Isildur9473
06-11-2006, 06:58 PM
ummm I don't get it

The post about the easter bunny being sexually attractive, it's not as disturbing as your signature.

pizza brain
06-11-2006, 07:00 PM
there's nothing distubing about my sigy...I think

Isildur9473
06-11-2006, 07:02 PM
there's nothing distubing about my sigy...I think

Alright, nevermind.