not_you
05-01-2006, 07:52 PM
Something was wrong.* Was it me? Was it something else? It was the typical lunch hour, the two same males laughing at the irony of low-level thinking. When suddenly a question hit me like a chunk of hail from the heavens: "Will you marry me?"

One of the duller bulbs decided to throw a brick my way. But immediately after I declined Jonny's "humble" offer, he asked the other dull bulb the same question! Now, this distressed me. Shouldn't proposals be spaced out just a little bit? And what about his proposals elsewhere. Where will they stop?

Who else has he proposed to? Why? Is this something we can resolve before anyone else gets hurt?**

*This is a true account, but "beefed up" for entertainment purposes. Please take lightly, don't get offended, and add salt according to taste.
**If you haven't detected any sarcasm then know that this thread is a joke, as the proposals are jokes.

disciple
05-01-2006, 08:03 PM
...I don't think I'm getting it. Maybe too much beef.

cloroxmartini
05-01-2006, 08:14 PM
I don't get it either. ???

Isildur9473
05-01-2006, 08:15 PM
Maybe I should clarify

Stupid Male #1: Isildur9473
Stupid Male #2: Switchblade
Perosn who hangs out with "stupid" people: not_you

disciple
05-01-2006, 08:24 PM
Figures.


Men are stupid, after all.

not_you
05-01-2006, 08:25 PM
Sorry for the vagueness. In short, I believe Jonny to be on a proposal rampage. He's asked me once, Greg multiple times, Liz twice...has he asked anyone else? If so, when will it stop? Will anything/one satiate him?

disciple
05-01-2006, 08:35 PM
1) I've known endless guys who do that for serious
2) If he were serious, he wouldn't ask Greg. ::]

cloroxmartini
05-01-2006, 09:16 PM
What is this about a proposal rampage?

sky_flashings
05-02-2006, 09:43 AM
He asked me too, but I'm not leaving TerraSin...So yeah, I declined.
So yeah...who's Johnny?

skilletfreak101
05-02-2006, 01:05 PM
im confused

disciple
05-02-2006, 01:33 PM
You guys worry me sometimes, or more so, make me wonder what's going through your minds.

not_you
05-02-2006, 05:14 PM
What is this about a proposal rampage?
Jonny's madly asking anyone to marry him. Isn't that odd?

PinkGoo
05-02-2006, 05:15 PM
Jonny's madly asking anyone to marry him. Isn't that odd?
No. I find it attractive.

not_you
05-02-2006, 05:17 PM
Oh, my error. I never thought of it that way before...maybe you're right? I should lay all thoughts of neediness aside and...think it's attractive?

MeNtAlCaSe
05-02-2006, 06:04 PM
wellll...he hasn't asked me...and that's a GOOD thing....ish.

skynes
05-03-2006, 12:28 AM
Good thing noone asked me... I might have to show them why Scotsmen have famous bad tempers.
And I live in Ireland... so mine is doubley bad.

sky_flashings
05-03-2006, 02:43 AM
I still don't know who Johnny is...

PinkGoo
05-03-2006, 09:14 AM
There is no proof that Jonny exists. Even so, we know that he is inside of each of us. We can feel his presence. We can sense his eternal spirit if we reach deep within ourselves.

disciple
05-03-2006, 10:46 AM
...::]

Good thing noone asked me... I might have to show them why Scotsmen have famous bad tempers.
And I live in Ireland... so mine is doubley bad.
Dublin-y bad! :D

*smacks himself* COME ON! That was bad, even for you! ::]

Isildur9473
05-03-2006, 10:55 AM
Good thing noone asked me... I might have to show them why Scotsmen have famous bad tempers.
And I live in Ireland... so mine is doubley bad.

What are you talking about? They don't have tempers in Europe...

Bassplayer
05-03-2006, 12:18 PM
what part of Europe have you studied?? j/k

Undomiel
05-03-2006, 05:34 PM
I'm not getting any of this.

Isildur9473
05-03-2006, 07:08 PM
what part of Europe have you studied?? j/k

Um.. The European part.

Heri Altariel
05-03-2006, 07:10 PM
I still don't know who Johnny is...

Switchblade.

unshakeable15
05-04-2006, 10:02 PM
What are you talking about? They don't have tempers in Europe...
Yeah, that explains the world wars, and all the skirmishes that seem to pop up every 22 months. It's all because of the Asians and South Americans with their fiery tempers. ::]