12-19-2003, 06:01 PM
Post your best....and worst....pickup lines

bob
12-19-2003, 08:34 PM
Hi... that one was pretty Bad

Aren't I dumb?~ Not good
Thats it ;D

skynes
12-20-2003, 10:45 AM
I know many many pickup lines, not ONE of them is suitable for these boards... So I'm saying nothing. (Hey I did have a Before Christ time you know ;))

airguitarrockin
12-21-2003, 07:08 AM
a guy used this on a friend of mine "hey, you smell good... want to go to a kegger?"
needless to say, it didn't work ::)

my roommate's a music minor.... so the best pick up line for her is "hey, what's your favorite resolution of a 6/4 chord?"

kittygirl
12-21-2003, 01:39 PM
There was one in a Superchic[k] song(the song was sarcastic by the way)

"Hi my name is Matt, I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

airguitarrockin
12-21-2003, 05:21 PM
and there's always the

"do your feet hurt?" "no, why?" "cuz you've been running through my mind all day" ::) pickup lines are the epitome of lame and sappy.....

gjellin
12-21-2003, 07:18 PM
indeed.

"did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
thats old. i dont know any pickup lines, which could be a good thing. that way i might have a chance.

imperfection
12-21-2003, 08:26 PM
Today I got the witty:

"If you don't have a man, I'm available."

As well as:

"You're funny....I like that...We should go hang out sometime."

I do hate my job. :P ::)

homeskillet
12-21-2003, 11:34 PM
"Girl, your dad must've been a theif because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together"....it took me awhile to get that."

12-22-2003, 03:11 PM
indeed.

"did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
thats old. i dont know any pickup lines, which could be a good thing. that way i might have a chance.


I used that one once. I said Did it hurt? She said What? I said when you fell out of heaven! Then she killed me- No, I have wings

pixeedust
12-22-2003, 05:36 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again? lol. Kinda conceited don't ya think?

xon
12-22-2003, 10:46 PM
indeed.

"did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"
thats old. i dont know any pickup lines, which could be a good thing. that way i might have a chance.


I used that one once. I said Did it hurt? She said What? I said when you fell out of heaven! Then she killed me- No, I have wings


LOL

What's a pretty girl like you doing sitting by her lonesome self?

****

1. You dropped this *Then hand her a $100 bill and if she says* It's not mine * Goto number 2, but if she says, Oh thank you, then go to number 3 and remember to take the $100*

2. We can just about use this for dinner. *Goto number 4*

3. RUN

4. Daft prick, do you know how much is $100? Goto number 5 and then to 3.

5.Smack yourself behind the head and

twiggett
12-22-2003, 11:42 PM
"are you from tennessee? because you are the only ten i see."

and the "i lost my phone number can i have yours?"
and to that you say "1-800-me-too"

LOL

homeskillet
12-23-2003, 01:03 AM
lol! Good ones.

"Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mom and tell her I found the girl of my dreams."

1) You can't afford to use your own quarter? and 2) Why don't you have a cell phone?

airguitarrockin
12-23-2003, 04:40 AM
so a guy i work with was like "if i could sing, i'd make you love me with my voice" i think he meant it as a pickup line, but it so did not work....

pixeedust
12-23-2003, 07:26 AM
If I could cut a blade of grass for everytime I thought of you, I'd have mowed my whole lawn! ;D

I was matching the stars to each reason why I love you, but I had to stop because I ran out of stars.

If I had a flower for everytime I thought of you,I would be walking in a garden forever.

If I could hold a star for everytime I thought of you, I'd have a galaxy in my hands.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you...I'd have a lot of pennies. lol :P

middlearth
01-13-2004, 09:55 PM
If a guy ever said any of the things posted in this thread to me, I would probably run away screaming. Or laughing hysterically.

eowyn
01-13-2004, 10:34 PM
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again? lol. Kinda conceited don't ya think?


And do you notice that it is the rather greasy/unattractive guys that wear these shirts?

skillet_head
01-14-2004, 01:27 AM
I came across some Christian pick up lines. They're cheesy but some of them are ok. I'll see if I can find them when I get home from work. But my fave one is:

If you had 11 roses and were standing in front of a mirror, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things God created lol.

doormonkey
01-14-2004, 08:16 AM
"your parents must be retarded, cuz you're so special."-absolutely the dumbest pickup line i have ever heard, (never used on or by me, btw).

skillets_alien
01-14-2004, 08:24 AM
If a guy ever said any of the things posted in this thread to me, I would probably run away screaming. Or laughing hysterically.


Lol. Yeah, I would most likely do the same. The least he could do is think up of something slightly better to say. :P

rockchick_panhead
01-14-2004, 10:48 AM
I came across some Christian pick up lines. They're cheesy but some of them are ok. I'll see if I can find them when I get home from work. But my fave one is:

If you had 11 roses and were standing in front of a mirror, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things God created lol.
that one would work on me if i hadent seen it on here first . lol

skillet_head
01-14-2004, 12:27 PM
Here they are:

1. Nice bible
2. I would like to pray with you
3. You know Jesus, Me too
4. God told me to come talk to you
5. I know a church where we could go and talk
6. How about a hug, sister?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9. Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah thats his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.

kittygirl
01-14-2004, 12:30 PM
Those are, just, funny....

The rose one is sweet, I must say ;)

rockchick_panhead
01-14-2004, 01:53 PM
the huggging ones are something a pervert christian might say , but the rest are funny.

airguitarrockin
01-14-2004, 03:34 PM
here's one my roommate said, "so, what do you think that Paul meant when he wrote 'greet one another with a holy kiss?'" :-* ;)

i like the rib one up there

homeskillet
01-14-2004, 05:04 PM
Boys are dumb...and they say dumb things. :-* But some of those were clever, I'll admit.

completely_nuts
01-14-2004, 05:13 PM
yeah... i would definitely crack up if anyone ever said any of these things to me ::) or just stare at them funny ;D

alienated_twin
01-14-2004, 05:44 PM
here's one i heard from a friend who's in the military:

is your dad a terrorist? cuz you're the bomb!

unshakeable15
01-14-2004, 09:56 PM
Boys are dumb...and they say dumb things.

HEY!! i resemble that remark. >:( ;)

there's this pick-up line that requires action. stand next to the girl/guy (works best if you are telling this story to more than one person, so it's natural for you to stand next to them). tell how you went fishing with your grandpa/father/little sister/dog last weekend & you caught a fish. then let them all know how big it was by putting your hands out really wide, slyly slipping your arm over the shoulder of the girl/guy next to you in the process. very lame, but very funny at the same time. ;)

ted
01-14-2004, 10:07 PM
"I've got cable"

Ryan Stiles, Whose Line is it Anyway, Scenes from a hat, "Pick up lines doomed to fail"

middlearth
01-15-2004, 12:02 AM
Or the old "deep yawn and stretch" routine where your hand accidently slips behind the girls shoulders. its all so lame. ::)

Unshakeable, I think you mean that you "resent" that remark. You said the opposite of what you meant I think. ::) :P

airguitarrockin
01-15-2004, 03:20 AM
ok, i love the fish one. cuz i DO fish. i never woulda thoughta that.... lol... ;)

unshakeable15
01-15-2004, 04:33 PM
Unshakeable, I think you mean that you "resent" that remark. You said the opposite of what you meant I think. ::) :P


nope. i meant what i said & said what i meant. & they're not always the same.

middlearth
01-15-2004, 06:59 PM
Sorry, I read your post wrong. :-[:P Silly me. Lack of sleep does somthing to ya.

kat
01-15-2004, 10:30 PM
Boys are dumb...and they say dumb things.
HEY!! i resemble that remark. >:( ;)


Haha!! ;) :-* We love you anyway, Mike. ;)

doormonkey
01-16-2004, 08:27 AM
Boys are dumb...and they say dumb things.
yah but in the case of pickup lines, its girls that drive us to do it lol.

unshakeable15
01-19-2004, 10:34 PM
Boys are dumb...and they say dumb things.
HEY!! i resemble that remark. >:( ;)


Haha!! ;) :-* We love you anyway, Mike. ;)


awwww. thanks MV. :D ;D

completely_nuts
01-20-2004, 09:04 AM
yep... i would definitely laugh hysterically or ask them what they were smoking if anyone ever used any of these on me :o ;D

ted
01-22-2004, 11:22 AM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

skilletosis
01-26-2004, 12:02 PM
"good lookin woman"

said to me as I was walking out the door of 7-11. A'll I could do was laugh at the neanderthall left inside. cuz tho true at times, it was lame....lololol

rotcchelle
01-29-2004, 09:47 AM
I came across some Christian pick up lines. They're cheesy but some of them are ok. I'll see if I can find them when I get home from work. But my fave one is:

If you had 11 roses and were standing in front of a mirror, you'd see the 12 most beautiful things God created lol.


that one was used on me once.. i hate having pickup lined used

messege_carrier
02-03-2004, 06:16 PM
are you kidding i've heard all these. now. it's not the best. but....
are you a parking ticket? cuase you got fine written all over you.

relientkguy
02-04-2004, 02:08 PM
Nice call Messege_Carrier. Nice call all of ya. Personally, I'm not a guy to use pickup lines (I'm original that way), but I learned this one from a good friend of mine. "Nice shoes, wanna go get dinner?"

kat
02-04-2004, 03:25 PM
Haha!! ;) :-* We love you anyway, Mike. ;)


awwww. thanks MV. :D ;D


You're welcome. :)

strangeblueangel
02-09-2004, 11:06 AM
Igor to two beautiful blondes in a bar" No really girls I like you for your brains!"

imperfection
02-09-2004, 09:41 PM
I had a great one the other night at work...

"Can I smell your breath?"...."I think I'm in love!"

I don't get it...not at all... ::)

unshakeable15
02-09-2004, 11:28 PM
it's better than a girl on the newspaper at school got today.

"i want to have your babies."

:- it doesn't even make sense. how can a guy have babies? ??? :o :-X

imperfection
02-09-2004, 11:38 PM
That is bad. You're right.

savior_save_me
02-10-2004, 09:51 PM
... -tries to think of one- Unshakable took the one I was gonna post, the one about fishing. It's one of my favorites, it's how I first met my close friend Amanda. I pulled that pick up line on her. And it worked!

ted
02-11-2004, 12:32 AM
Behold! The best pick up line of all time.

"Hi."

airguitarrockin
02-11-2004, 03:43 AM
so i got this one last night

"on a side note btw, your hair is really cute, even when it looks like Medusa"

that's definetly 'grin-producing' :D ;D :D

skill-o-rama
02-17-2004, 05:44 PM
Some dude: "My friend says what's up."
*Long award pause*
Me: "…and"
Some dude: “He just says what’s up. He’s over there.”
*Points to his friend*
Some dude: Yeah… he’s says what's up."
Me: “Does he say anything else?”
*The dude looked confused and just walked away*
(Yeah… I know what you’re thinking… she has all the smart ones coming up to her)

completely_nuts
02-17-2004, 05:49 PM
lol, now that's a good one :D :rolleyes:

skill-o-rama
02-17-2004, 06:03 PM
What's sad is I've got even greater pick up lines...

A guy: "You're cute."
Me: "Thanks."
A guy: "Can I have you're #."
Me: "No."
That same guy: Can I have you're # now."
Me: "No!"
That same stupid guy: "How about now."
Me: "NNOOOO!"
(I have that same conversation every time I see him in class)

completely_nuts
02-17-2004, 06:07 PM
lol... wow... they always use the best ones on you, don't they? :D :rolleyes:

skill-o-rama
02-17-2004, 06:09 PM
I guess so... I'm just that good looking.

burned_inside
02-17-2004, 06:13 PM
this one guy I know, if you say somethin werid to him, he says:
"NoOoO!" with a low kinda voice and kinda back in the throght, its great.

zilchr0
02-18-2004, 10:53 PM
the ever classic, "How YOU doin?". Ah, my friends always cringe when i say that.

Hmmm, I wish I had the rejection hotline number, if I did I would post it up here for all of your amusement.

airguitarrockin
02-19-2004, 03:08 AM
for regection, my roommate and i stick to the classic "1-800-YOU WISH" if the guy's really weird. another good one for getting rid of weird guys is to give 'em 867-5309 (you know, from the 80's song)... if they don't look at it carefully, htey think they've gotten a real number. :D

skill-o-rama
02-19-2004, 05:11 AM
[QUOTE=airguitarrockin]another good one for getting rid of weird guys is to give 'em 867-5309 (you know, from the 80's song)... if they don't look at it carefully, htey think they've gotten a real number. :D[/QUOTE
I give out that number too. It's a great number to give out 'cuse the young ones don't know the song!!!

airguitarrockin
02-19-2004, 05:15 AM
LOL, exactly!! and they get all excited about the number... HA!

doormonkey
02-19-2004, 08:47 AM
another good one for getting rid of weird guys is to give 'em 867-5309 (you know, from the 80's song)... if they don't look at it carefully, htey think they've gotten a real number. :D
I give out that number too. It's a great number to give out 'cuse the young ones don't know the song!!!
*is confused*

completely_nuts
02-19-2004, 10:40 AM
lol, that reminds me, my friend (well, aquaintance, anyway) gets chased by boys all the time (she's a HUGE flirt ::) ) and so once, one of them was pestering her to give him her number, so i got her to give him the number for the local radio station.... :D that was funny... except she's not the brightest bulb on the string, so she kept asking me for her "number" ::)

skill-o-rama
02-19-2004, 01:33 PM
*is confused*

It's a Tommy Tutone song called "867-5309 (Jenny)". It goes like this...

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to
you give me something I can hold on to
now you think I'm like the others before
who saw you name and number on the wall

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309...

...Anyways you get the idea

untorn_88
02-28-2004, 01:24 PM
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if you were a booger i would pick you first!!!

i read that one and thought it was really funny

panheadchik
02-29-2004, 05:37 PM
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if you were a booger i would pick you first!!!

i read that one and thought it was really funny


Wow..........

Ok, heres one I got. "You the romantic type? Like to watch the sunset?"


Wow..........It scared me. Considering the person was probably 6 years older than me...... ::]

untorn_88
03-04-2004, 06:42 PM
oh i got another one

hey didnt we go to diffrent schools together??

that ones funny

skill-o-rama
03-04-2004, 07:42 PM
Here’s a great one:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would put I and U together"
A friend told me that today!

unshakeable15
03-04-2004, 08:45 PM
there's an old song that plays all the time at my work that goes something like this:

hello. i love you. what's your name?

doormonkey
03-05-2004, 08:12 AM
kinda like the superchic[k] song..wonder what his name is..LOL

cutygirrl8
03-05-2004, 10:31 AM
here one i dont know if it was previously posted or not so bear with me....: I lost my phone number ..can you give me yours...? i know corney!!

supernova
03-05-2004, 05:54 PM
here's something horrible:
Hey...has anyone told you how pretty my eyes are?

skill-o-rama
03-05-2004, 06:31 PM
I had a guy say, "Your eyes are the prettiest shade of brown."
When my eyes are hazel.

airguitarrockin
03-06-2004, 08:00 AM
i get "you've got a killer smile" a lot. usually by men old enough to be my dad

doormonkey
03-08-2004, 09:00 AM
Pickup lines you might hear at a punk prom (or a skillet show)
Hey babe, wanna headbang with me?
You look good in those Chucks.

supernova
03-14-2004, 08:47 PM
I have some hilarious ones but they probably aren't appropriate for these boards...um...let me think...

Doh!

You wanna see me comb my hair real fast?

bothan4777
03-16-2004, 01:11 PM
SOME1 CALL THE POLICE!!!
>Why?
You stole my heart!

disciple
06-23-2004, 11:58 PM
Here they are:

1. Nice bible
2. I would like to pray with you
3. You know Jesus, Me too
4. God told me to come talk to you
5. I know a church where we could go and talk
6. How about a hug, sister?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9. Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah thats his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
Hilarious!!! ROFL!!!

disciple
06-23-2004, 11:58 PM
Behold! The best pick up line of all time.

"Hi."
Yeah, too bad it never works, lol.

zilchr0
06-24-2004, 12:27 AM
How YOU doin?.....
*dodges flying vegtables!*

zilchr0
06-24-2004, 12:31 AM
so i got this one last night

"on a side note btw, your hair is really cute, even when it looks like Medusa"

that's definetly 'grin-producing' :D ;D :D
Or slap producing. Depending on the girl...
*slap*
Me, "That one I deserved..."

disciple
06-24-2004, 10:54 PM
lol... I like the 11 Roses one. My favorite. Hmmm.... maybe I'll try it out on a *certain someone* whenever the chance is possible... ;D

about_worth
06-24-2004, 11:16 PM
these are funny. i like the terrorist/bomb one, that got me laughing. and those "Christian" ones are pretty cheesy.

those few guys who have flirted with me in some way just come out and ask "wanna go out?" and it's always eck, no... :)

disciple
06-24-2004, 11:18 PM
yup..... sad huh?

mauisoftball*87
07-06-2004, 11:32 AM
omigosh, i would never fall for about 99.9% of these pick up line, lol last weekend my gf's and i stayed in a hotel and we we're swimming and this guy goes, "hey where were you guys at 100o tonight."

I was like, "Nice dude, but its only 7:30."

disciple
07-06-2004, 11:34 AM
lol.... I don't swim, and the reason may never be revealed to you all *peers around suspiciously* lol

mauisoftball*87
07-06-2004, 11:35 AM
you prejudice against swimmers?? ::GLARES:: i can't believe it! Lol

disciple
07-06-2004, 11:38 AM
LOL of course not... maybe *peers around suspiciously* lol j/k. Too broing for sure, especially because I get that painful experience of getting water stuck in my ears.

mauisoftball*87
07-06-2004, 01:32 PM
oh i hate that feeling,
i went water skiing and got my arm stuck and tons o' water went into my ears, had major headache for like 3 hrs.

disciple
07-06-2004, 01:34 PM
Owww.... that's a big reason why I don't go swimming...

mauisoftball*87
07-06-2004, 01:34 PM
i still water ski tho lol

disciple
07-06-2004, 01:38 PM
lol that's cool... I've heard too many bad stories tho lol.

mauisoftball*87
07-07-2004, 11:20 AM
yea can get a bit crazy

weebird20
07-07-2004, 01:23 PM
hows about.....

"Can i borrow your library card? Cus i forgot mine and....i really wanna check you out."

LOL!!! i heard this one today.....well it made me smile and laugh quite a bit afterwards :P

disciple
07-07-2004, 08:16 PM
LOL!!! That one is SOOOO funny!

relientkguy
07-07-2004, 08:17 PM
really, i thought it was sort of crude... and rude... oh well. Like an adam sandler movie right? Funny, but wrong.

mauisoftball*87
07-08-2004, 05:34 AM
^^MOST pic up lines are rude, crude, and not so hott

disciple
07-08-2004, 04:08 PM
What about the 11 roses? I like that one: it's more of a compliment than a pickup line, so that's why... otherwise, pickup lines are always funny to hear about.

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 08:02 AM
yeah that one is "okay" but like i said MOST pickup lines that i've heard are so flippin lame. I actually had a guy say, "I lost my phone # can i have yours" i just shook my head. ive heard some reeeally lame ones...like this one:

When swimming a guy comes up (from YG) and says, "i caught this fish that was this big" (hold arms apart about 1 ft) "then the next fish i caught was this big" (holds arms apart about 2 ft) "then this big" and puts his arm around my shoulders. THAT is lame...jeez ::shakes head::
note to guys: girls, unless slutty, hate it when guys use pickup lines (coming from all gurl here)

disciple
07-13-2004, 03:33 PM
I'll remember not to use a pickup line around you (like I ever use one) *remembers she plays softball* Oucheses, precious.

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 04:35 PM
smart man to remeber that! lol

disciple
07-13-2004, 04:38 PM
lol! I wouldn't wanna forget it!

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 04:40 PM
no worries i wouldn't hurt ya too bad ;)im too sore to throw straight lol

disciple
07-13-2004, 04:41 PM
LOL yeah, sure ;) I won't ever giva ya a pickup line, unless I knew you wouldn't hit me (it'd hurt!)

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 04:44 PM
yea don't please i dislike pickup lines with a passion :0

disciple
07-13-2004, 04:45 PM
I don't think I'd give anyone a line anyways... I'm not an idiot, as opposed to popular belief.

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 04:48 PM
i never ever ever ever said (nor thought) that!!!

disciple
07-13-2004, 04:50 PM
Just sayin', a lot of people do think that, LOL... and some days it's true! lol, but I'm never ever ever dumb enough to say a pickup line around here (where I live, which is nowhere, lol)

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 04:53 PM
i'd haunt you if you ever do A.D. lol...yeah imagine a 5'1 110# gurl haunting you mwhahahaha

disciple
07-13-2004, 04:54 PM
lol my big sister still haunts me ROFL although I dunno if I want... YOU... haunting me ;) *hint Never ever use a pickup line around a girl who plays a sport, lol*

mauisoftball*87
07-13-2004, 05:02 PM
once again smart man :)

disciple
07-13-2004, 05:04 PM
hee hee hee I have my common sense. Givin' a 'hot chick' a pickup line is just plain stupid, unless they are dumb enough to fall for it or they just like the attention, lol.

john316
07-13-2004, 07:09 PM
I can't give you boys and girls all my secrets but heres one from the 70s....but first to get you in the right mind set...

Imagine me wearing my white polyester shirt and bell-bottom pants....I strut up to the lucky girl and say..."Hey baby...I have got call Donna Summer....'cause i just found that Hot Stuff she's been lookin'for"..... :afro:

mauisoftball*87
07-14-2004, 05:55 AM
OMIGOSH! ROFL ;) man i would sock the guy that would try that one on me lol

disciple
07-14-2004, 04:42 PM
LOL I'd never do that one!

relientkguy
07-14-2004, 06:48 PM
Hmm.... I wouldn't try any pick up line ever. They simply aren't cool enough. Unless you're trying to look like an idiot. I do that on purpose sometimes for laughs. OH! The best pick up line ever was on the fresh prince of bel aire. Will's friend and him had a routine where the friend would go over and harass the girl in an annoying high pitched voice with bad pick up lines (like the ones we've been posting). Then Will would walk over and be like "Hey, you have no right treating a lady like that, get out of here before I treat your face the way you've been treating her." and shake a fist at the friend. The friend would run off, and Will would turn to the girl and say "I must apologize for my half of the species. Maybe you should give my your phone number so I can check on you to see if he tries a stunt like that again." It always worked.

disciple
07-15-2004, 04:06 PM
LOL I just saw that episode the other day! I love that show! (The fact that I know the lyrics to the theme song is sad)

mauisoftball*87
07-23-2004, 12:24 PM
I was watching Hangman's Curse (great movie) last night. This pickup line was in it

This guy walks up to this gurl (no way!)

"Hey are you a religious freak or something?"

She replies, "Or something"

"sO you beleive in the here after?"

"Most defenitly."

"Then you must know what im Here, after"

"And you must know that you aren't going to get it"

LOL

disciple
07-23-2004, 12:26 PM
lol ... funny!

mauisoftball*87
07-23-2004, 12:26 PM
i loved her reply

half-panhead
07-23-2004, 03:08 PM
here's a great one i got from a guy who (surprisingly) is somewhat of a chick magnet. gross, but still hillarious.

"if you were a booger, i'd pick you first."

half-panhead
07-23-2004, 03:50 PM
this one was done by a friend of mine while visiting another church on a mission trip... used on a woman who (unknown to him) was the youth pastor's wife.
*drops a sugar packet* hey you dropped your name tag.

an another conceited one:
"here i am, now what are your other 2 wishes?"

and those shoulder jokes... i've got a million of those!
"let's count shoulders!" *taps both of his shoulders and then hers* 1,2,3,4!
"i love rainbows cuz they start here and end" *wave hand in arc to her shoulder* "all the way over here. and there's a pot of gold at the end, but that's nothing compared to you."
"hey look at that!" *point up, and as she looks, put your arm around her*

here's one that i actually got after i got in trouble for singing too loud on a bus ride to camp:
"you're in trouble, young lady! go to my room!"

and i really like that 11 roses one.

disciple
07-23-2004, 04:53 PM
So do I :>

ROFLOL! Those are some good ones, Katie! I've heard some guy actually do that room one before! LOL!

disciple
07-23-2004, 04:53 PM
here's a great one i got from a guy who (surprisingly) is somewhat of a chick magnet. gross, but still hillarious.

"if you were a booger, i'd pick you first."
ROFL, yeah that is hilarious. :P

disciple
07-23-2004, 05:32 PM
I am pretty sure this one was already posted, but just in case:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

bob
07-24-2004, 06:36 PM
Heres one, put a lampshade over the persons head and say their the light of your world....

skilletosis
07-24-2004, 07:54 PM
the last one tried on me was "good looking woman"..... to stupid to even comment on...

Dragon
08-06-2004, 11:13 PM
Boy... You got that right ;D .

disciple
08-07-2004, 07:03 PM
Absolutely right ;D

I, when I was interested in dating all that time ago, just mingled into conversations. It always almost worked until an actually attractive guy walked/swam up to her and just swooned her. Here I am, and I don't need dating and all that. It's just so pointless to me ::]

BarlowgIRL
08-11-2004, 09:47 AM
hows about.....

"Can i borrow your library card? Cus i forgot mine and....i really wanna check you out."

LOL!!! i heard this one today.....well it made me smile and laugh quite a bit afterwards :P


ooh that one's good!

skilletchick
08-11-2004, 09:50 AM
did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

unfortunately i've heard this one a few too many times, mostly in movies, to take this as a compliment.

unshakeable15
08-11-2004, 03:55 PM
"can i have your phone number? i'm trying to get 100 numbers in my cell phone and i have 99 so far!"

a friend of mine was asking everyone for their numbers so he could do that, but we thought it would make a better pick-up line. ;)

disciple
08-11-2004, 05:33 PM
Haha, it does! :D

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 03:28 AM
that is definintanintelly*tehe* a good one!ooh that's good!

ok hows about this one:
do your feet hurt? no why? cause you've been running through my mind all day.

did I get that one here? I can't remember.

disciple
08-12-2004, 12:57 PM
LOL! Funny stuff... :azn:

relientkguy
08-12-2004, 05:45 PM
A friend of mine actually had the sugar packet pick up line used on her... Then she slammed the guy who used it on her for being unoriginal. I almost died laughing from the look on his face.

disciple
08-12-2004, 05:50 PM
R O F L! That's hilarious!

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:16 PM
UNORIGINAL? that's great!I acn't put down any that have been used on me cause,well,I don't think anyone will EVER use one on me.

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:22 PM
LOL! Neither I ::] If there was one I can't remember. I haven't gottan a girl's phone number since I was somewhere around 6! :o hehe

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:26 PM
want mine?(where's that rejection hot line?)j/k don't hurt me!

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:30 PM
R O F L! That ain't a pickup line, but it's funny!

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:32 PM
it is? I'm funny? whoa the first time I'm original and it's funny!that's new!

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:34 PM
lol! Same here, often...

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:38 PM
no. you usually make me crack up!

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:41 PM
hehe good to know...

I found out at Wal-Mart the other day (unintentionally) that I don't need a pick-up line, per se. :evil: I will not use this talent for evil though...

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:42 PM
ooh! tell me tell me tell me!

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:44 PM
Ohhh... :>

I just smile and I can make a random girl my age smile back... I have done this twice now... hehe I won't use this for evil though :evil: hehe oops, my horns came out ;)

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:47 PM
you probablly need them to keep ur halo up!ya know if my hair was as long as it usually is I'd probanlly have guys playing with it.especially when it's soft.

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:48 PM
o_O I'd be creeped out if I were you.

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:50 PM
but it's NOT at my waist or soft(it's greasy right now,I need a shower)so guys arren't playing with it. and I'm kinda glad too cause too much attraction 4m a guy older than 10 is just creepy.(seriously, a 10 yr old had/has a crush on me. he moved tho)

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:52 PM
o_O Like I was saying, I'd be creeped out if I had girls playing with my hair.

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:53 PM
well u don't have any hair to play with so that might be why mr. nice smile.:)

disciple
08-12-2004, 08:55 PM
Oh, you know you like my smile ;) hehe

I used to have them play with my hair, even when it was at this length. Buuuut it's too creepy for me. Unless I let them... :>

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 08:58 PM
whoa!girls are such flirts*disgust*

disciple
08-12-2004, 09:00 PM
Well, it was someone I dated for 24 hours (kid's thing... *sigh* the naivete of being thirteen and clueless about life)

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 09:01 PM
girls are still flirts!and it's annoying!

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 09:02 PM
Well, it was someone I dated for 24 hours (kid's thing... *sigh* the naivete of being thirteen and clueless about life)

you call that dating?o_O

disciple
08-12-2004, 09:05 PM
No, I don't, but she does.

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 09:06 PM
interesting.

disciple
08-12-2004, 09:07 PM
Well, she's not the sharpest nail in the box. *taps head* You don't even have to use a pick-up line on her or anything. Anyone else got any?

BarlowgIRL
08-12-2004, 09:10 PM
(as the lucky victim leaves)hey! are u forgetting something? what? Me!

disciple
08-12-2004, 09:13 PM
LOL! Funny... :D

petrameansrock
08-30-2004, 05:45 PM
My friend: *walks up to an attractive female camp counselor*

Attractive Female camp counselor: Yes, Nick, what do u need?

MF: *Stares*

AFCC: Do you need something nick?

MF: All I need is you baby!

christbasedgrl
08-30-2004, 06:17 PM
my friend at youth group gave me this one,

flirty guy: Are you deoderant?
victim: no...why?
flirty guy: cuz u sure smell goood!

I know it is stupid...and disgusting for that matter...but it was the first time a guy has used a pick-up line on me....oh well...

disciple
08-30-2004, 08:58 PM
That's sad. A chuckle, maybe, but really sad. I feel sorry for you. ;)

skill-o-rama
08-30-2004, 09:44 PM
but it was the first time a guy has used a pick-up line on me....oh well...

I’m sure you hope it's the last

If you don't want any more the of those pick up lines you should never hold a guitar in your hands at school. It’s the worst thing to do if you don't want to attract guys... they think any girl that has a guitar is hot. Guys that play the guitar (a lot of them ok... not all) seem to have the worst pick up lines on the face of the earth!!!

For example:
"I play the guitar... you play the guitar... so come on over to my place to play... something."

And as I was replying to this thread my boyfriend (guitar player) was talking to me over the phone and his instant messenger happened to come up and I said "oh…. Your instant messenger is turned on." he said "that's not the only thing I turned on" -how lame is that... and no that was not his worst one pick up line he has.

disciple
08-30-2004, 09:47 PM
R O F L! Hahahahahaha....





...*is still recovering from the laugh* ...


Hahaha... uh, yeah, I think I'll just laugh for now. HAHA!

skill-o-rama
08-30-2004, 09:52 PM
yeah... he's all mine!!! ;)

disciple
08-30-2004, 09:57 PM
LOL good luck with him ;)

isinginmycar
08-31-2004, 12:02 AM
Christian Pick-up lines
by
Craig Martinosky


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1) Nice bible
2) I would like to pray with you
3) You know Jesus, Me too
4) God told me to come talk to you
5) I know a church where we could go and talk
6) How about a hug, sister?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug
9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

isinginmycar
08-31-2004, 12:09 AM
ecc 4 11 Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?

isinginmycar
08-31-2004, 12:11 AM
Christian Pickup Lines
These pickup lines are not to be taken seriously, they're just for fun. i started with a small list that was posted on several websites (anybody know the author of the original 25 or so Christian pickup lines?). People have submitted more and more and now we've more than doubled the list. So if you have a suggestion for one, send it my way. :)


55) honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips. ")

54) hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin.

53) i'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.

52) has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?

51) excuse me, is this pew taken?

50) i don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way.

49) God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

48) hello, will you be my shulamite?

47) boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!

46) do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with me?

45) hi, my name's will...God's will

44) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."

43) hey, need a ride to church?

42) I'd pick you over Satan any day

41) God was showing off when he made you.

40) i'm pretty flexible. i don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

39) i would like to pray with you

38) you know Jesus, me too

37) no, i'm not coveting, i intend to make you mine

36) how about a hug, sister?

35) do you need help carrying your Bible? it looks heavy.

34) christians don't shake hands, christians gotta hug

33) are you cold? Eccleseasties 4:11

32) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

31) what are your plans for tonight? feel like a Bible study?

30) the Word says "give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry", how about dinner?

29) you don't have an accountability partner? me neither.

28) you want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

27) is it a sin that you stole my heart?

26) would you happen to know a christian woman that i could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

25) nice braclet. what would Jesus date? i mean "do"

24) do you believe in divine appointment?

23) have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

22) excuse me, i believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

21) my friend told me to come and meet you, He said that you are a really nice person. i think you know Him. Jesus, yeah thats His name.

20) what? friends listen to amazing grace in the dark.

19) yeah i predicted david over goliath.

18) you know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

17) what do you think paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b nkjv)

16) you have the body of amy grant and the soul of mother teresa. (do not get this confused!)

15) nice Bible

14) before tonight, i never believed in predestination.

13) do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

12) i practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent

11) God told me to come talk to you

10) how do you feel about "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?

9) i think we should celebrate with a "love offering" tonight

8) when i saw you, i knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad"

7) i didn't know angels flew this low.

6) excuse me, but can i drinkith from your cupith?

5) i think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, i believe that may be you this time.

4) if eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

3) that halo matches perfect with your eyes.

2) i must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.

1) you put the "cute" back in persecution!

disciple
09-01-2004, 02:51 PM
LOL! R O F L! Funny stuff!

skelfy
09-01-2004, 06:22 PM
they think any girl that has a guitar is hot. Guys that play the guitar (a lot of them ok... not all) seem to have the worst pick up lines on the face of the earth!!!

For example:
"I play the guitar... you play the guitar... so come on over to my place to play... something."

That's actually pretty true. Fortunately AND unfortunately. :-\

And I agree with the thing about guitarists and coming over to play...

oldschoolskillet
09-01-2004, 06:41 PM
lol the worst break upline is take the L out of Lover and its over

undecided
09-01-2004, 08:08 PM
Some of those Christian pick up lines where really good and some would porabably work on me if a guy said then to me. And the whole guitar player pick up lines are so lame but I know some girls who fall for them.

sarah21
09-03-2004, 01:26 PM
I'm a girl, but have teen bros, so I know quite a few. Here's a few that I really like though.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Hey, nice Bible!"
"Lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Was that YOUR hand I was holding during prayer?"
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you! :) (I think all of those are pretty decent)

skill-o-rama
09-10-2004, 09:00 PM
DUDE... I was at the mall today... eating lunch with my mother and my little sister. A big, tall dude comes up to me and asks me "can I see your fingers?". "What?" I said without looking up to see whom it was. As i looked up to see him he said, "I wanted to see if you're married 'cause... you're cute".

disciple
09-11-2004, 01:24 PM
That's creepy, I feel sorry for you.

disciple
10-21-2004, 07:21 PM
For some funny pickup lines, some of which are here, some are made by the author himself, check out this webpage (http://www.yossman.net/%7Echarles/misc/pickuplines.html) from a site made by a talented musician.

Bassplayer
11-02-2004, 10:43 AM
Whatchya kookin?

petrameansrock
11-10-2004, 02:45 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together.

aliennacage
11-11-2004, 06:39 AM
one road side worker to another "hey babe, what's your sign?"

aliennacage
11-11-2004, 06:40 AM
lol, this one wasn't polite but i thought iw as funny! (really got it)
"you know, it's true what they say, big IS beautiful!"
and this was in a gas station "your the best looking thing in Georgia" I was very close to replying "and your the drunkest thing"

Bassplayer
11-11-2004, 07:09 AM
You know, my pop always said, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." "Babe, your perfect for me. you'll make me happy forever"

skilletosis
11-11-2004, 07:12 AM
one road side worker to another "hey babe, what's your sign?"


oh the temptation to reply to that one..... :-X :-X

Bassplayer
11-11-2004, 07:24 AM
yeah really. but that is a funny one. you gots ta admit

disciple
11-11-2004, 10:02 AM
oh the temptation to reply to that one..... :-X :-X
lol. Oh, yeah, I'd be tempted in that position, also. :-X So don't feel that bad. ::]


I wish I knew a good one...

bobbi
11-11-2004, 01:04 PM
You know, my pop always said, "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you." "Babe, your perfect for me. you'll make me happy forever"

HAH thats funny ;D

bobbi
11-11-2004, 02:08 PM
Here's one just to be funny:

*GIANT POLAR BEAR!!
what?
It broke the ice! ;)

*Baby, you must be a parking ticket...cuz you got FINE written all over you!!

*Do you have a map because I just got lost in your eyes.

*I would use a pick up line but, as gorgeous as you are, you have probably heard them all.

and by the way...the one about the roses (If you had 11 roses and looked in the mirror you'd see the 12 most beautiful things God created..or however it goes) is really sweet ;D
I think pick-up lines are super funny :D I actually enjoy when guys say them...just for a good laugh

aliennacage
11-12-2004, 07:04 PM
"Hey, are y'all busy? I have a prodject I have to do, I need to see how many beautiful girls I can hug in one night!" ***note: this one works***

strangeblueangel
11-28-2004, 01:51 PM
Funny thing is that one does work...All the guys in my class use that one. Of course there is only five girls in my class so...

disciple
11-28-2004, 02:01 PM
:|

-_-

~_~

::]

All right. I think I've heard this one before...

"Have you seen Titanic?" That's it. :D

strangeblueangel
11-28-2004, 02:03 PM
hmmm.
Pardon me grey puopon?

Bassplayer
12-08-2004, 05:17 AM
can you hand me a napkin? I start drooling just lookin' at you!

Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?

I feel lucky!
Why?
Cause I saw you!

I know those are kinda cheesy but hey!!

disciple
12-08-2004, 02:42 PM
can you hand me a napkin? I start drooling just lookin' at you!
ROFL! Too bad that's true sometimes for guys. :P

relientkguy
12-11-2004, 05:43 PM
Ok, I got one that I'm actually gonna try with this girl I know. (This requires quite a bit of prep, but it should be great.) What I'll do the night before is get into her locker and fill it with a dozen or so pictures of pigs with wings and a sign that says "How does friday sound?" Then the next day before she goes to her locker to get her stuff I'll tell her the day I ask her out will be the day pigs fly. Whadda think?

disciple
12-11-2004, 05:48 PM
ROFL!


*picks himself up off the floor*


Honestly, I dunno.

relientkguy
12-11-2004, 05:50 PM
does something sound sketchy with it? I'm trying to get something romantic and witty at the same time, and it's a delicate blend.

disciple
12-11-2004, 05:55 PM
does something sound sketchy with it? I'm trying to get something romantic and witty at the same time, and it's a delicate blend.
Then I suggest you try and think up something else as a backup... always try to be open-minded.

relientkguy
12-11-2004, 05:57 PM
Hmmm, is something wrong with this one? I'm not upset at all, I'm paranoid. I really want this to go off without a slip, and if I mess up with the way I ask her, well, I don't want to start a pattern. Is there a better way to do it?

disciple
12-11-2004, 05:59 PM
I'm just sayin', take a deeeeeeeeep breath, and try and think of other funny jokes that you think she'd like. Then try and turn that joke into a way to ask her out. Try that... you might get some good backups...


Yeah, and the "when pigs fly" statement is usually used as an insult.

relientkguy
12-11-2004, 06:01 PM
I know that about the "pigs fly" deal. It's, like, dramatic irony or something. Thanks for the advice, and lets get back to our regularly schedualed sadistic, sarcastic, pathetic, and hilarious pick up lines.

disciple
12-11-2004, 06:02 PM
LOL.

Here's a 'Net one that will never work.


Hi. I'm "disciple" from panheads.org!

:D LOL sorry.

relientkguy
12-11-2004, 06:12 PM
Ok, I got a net one too.
"hey baby, I decorated my own chat room and I wanted a woman's opinon... You wanna stop by later and have something to chat?"

Wow, that sounded incredibly better in my head.....

disciple
12-11-2004, 06:13 PM
LOL! I'm sure it did. ::]

SuperKate
12-11-2004, 07:27 PM
ok my favorite pick up line is this, you go up to someone and lick your finger and wipe in on them and say "Hey lets get you outta those wet clothes" ;) ROFLOL! my friend told my that one and I love it, although I probably punch a guy if he ever tryed to use it on me but I still think it's funny!

disciple
12-11-2004, 07:29 PM
LOL! ... that's not right... lol. Still funny.

kasicalover
12-11-2004, 08:04 PM
Wow, that's just kinda wrong...

Bassplayer
12-28-2004, 06:41 PM
"Would you like some extra ice?
Why?
Because your boilin' hot!!"

strangeblueangel
12-29-2004, 06:07 PM
oof...
I always say I'm a hottie...but then again I'm usually sweating...

Bassplayer
12-29-2004, 06:44 PM
Than would I have been hot when I was in the gym today running three miles in thirty minutes (that will work ya) lol

strangeblueangel
12-29-2004, 06:48 PM
Fun!...ya hottie...
actually down where I live most peoples are hotties...;)

Bassplayer
12-29-2004, 06:49 PM
guy or girls? actually I know what you mean. I'm from FL so, yeah.

strangeblueangel
12-29-2004, 06:50 PM
...mind if I ask which part?...

"nice chasis"...

Bassplayer
12-30-2004, 06:19 PM
thanks. I'm from Martin County. More spesific Stuart. about twenty or thirty minutes from West Palm Beach. Oh and I was wrong about the FL New Year's ball. We always watched the new york thingy. they drop the ball.

strangeblueangel
01-01-2005, 12:36 PM
(yeah...I looked on the tv and didnt see Florida's...maybe its an orange...You lived on the wrong coast...in case you were wondering...)

One guy actually wrote a poem for me to ask what color my eyes are...It would have been sweet if he didnt go and say they were faded...

Red_gal
01-01-2005, 05:14 PM
well, excuse me I think you've got my chair! Friend agrees on it too.

Bassplayer
01-02-2005, 05:16 PM
what? Not...makeing...sense.!! (jk) but really, what do you mean?

Bassplayer
01-06-2005, 06:57 PM
anyway. you got somethin in that case for me?

disciple
01-06-2005, 06:59 PM
what? Not...makeing...sense.!! (jk) but really, what do you mean?
it's a pick-up line. a very subtle way to start a conversation.

Bassplayer
01-08-2005, 06:05 AM
ohhhh. okay. makes sence. K.

Bassplayer
01-16-2005, 02:11 PM
how long you plan on stayin'?

alorian
01-16-2005, 02:22 PM
heheh, good question

Bassplayer
01-16-2005, 05:18 PM
thanks. i thought so too.

Bassplayer
01-19-2005, 04:30 AM
How long you been sittin' on the backburner?

akgurl
01-20-2005, 12:55 AM
one a guy just used one me---
im a free man if ya kno what i mean
im all your if you want me babe- so call me----

Bassplayer
01-20-2005, 04:59 AM
haha. that's a total loser. jk. what kinda line is that? wow. hm....

skilletchick
01-20-2005, 01:01 PM
i had to reread that a few times to understand that... lol, so didja end up going out with him?

Bassplayer
01-20-2005, 06:22 PM
I didn't. I don't go out with men. lol. jk

akgurl
01-21-2005, 10:05 AM
i had to reread that a few times to understand that... lol, so didja end up going out with him?
well were jus meeting at a hockey game- i told him no cause i live to far away fm him--- but mayb when we move closer? now were just staying good friends! ;D hes a cool dude tho!

Bassplayer
01-22-2005, 06:18 PM
cool dude? what's that supposed to mean?

BarlowgIRL
01-22-2005, 06:33 PM
My friend was desperate 4 a pic of a guy so our drama teacher gave her this one."we're taking photos of beautiful ppl and ur 1 of them.would you mind posing for a picture?"needless to say it worked.

Bassplayer
01-22-2005, 06:37 PM
that's a nice one. that just sounds like it would work. lol

akgurl
01-23-2005, 12:57 AM
cool dude? what's that supposed to mean?
uhh- that he rocks-- hes awesome-- dunno hes just a cool dude-- but i kinda hate him know- but i love him and im really confused--auughh-- DIE >:(

Bassplayer
01-27-2005, 04:46 AM
ok. just take deep breaths. we can get through this. lol jk

A guest
02-07-2005, 02:37 PM
[QUOTE=airguitarrockin]another good one for getting rid of weird guys is to give 'em 867-5309 (you know, from the 80's song)... if they don't look at it carefully, htey think they've gotten a real number. :D[/QUOTE
I give out that number too. It's a great number to give out 'cuse the young ones don't know the song!!!

That works out really well cuz your name is Jenny.

skilltroks
02-07-2005, 04:15 PM
Time for a break...Seriously, I know a blonde girl who when telling blonde jokes messing the joke up and tells the punch line right in the beginning.

fryingpan
02-15-2005, 01:24 PM
self"hey did it hurt"
girl"did what hurt"
self"when you fell out of heavan"

thats my best

Bassplayer
02-18-2005, 10:31 AM
i like that one. lol