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I Bite
02-22-2007, 07:16 PM
Okay, so the main idea of this game is that one person will post a wish and the next person messes it up for them and the posts a new wish.

Example:

You: I wish for a pony

Next person: You get your pony but goblins eat it

I wish for... something else.

Do we understand the idea of the game? Good. Let's play!

I wish I had a snowboard

alorian
02-22-2007, 07:46 PM
Sure, but when you buy it it falls on your head, giving you a nasty bruise and a huge lump, and, on the way home, it falls off the roof of your car, and, what you manage to salvage of it, winds up blocking your door when your house catches on fire forcing you to leap out your window.

I wish I had a double stack

I Bite
02-22-2007, 08:45 PM
I think you're too good at this game.
double stack of what? I shall bs.

And you got it, except it grew to the size of the Eiffel tower, and GOdzilla ate it.

I wish I had a sharpie marker

timmyrotter
02-22-2007, 09:09 PM
but if you had a sharpie marker in alaska you and your friends would get so bored that you would stoop to sniffing it, thus killing your brain cells and leaving you stuck in alaska in a persistant veggitative state.

i wish it was snowing. (and it might tonight!)

I Bite
02-23-2007, 08:16 AM
And when it starts to snow, you'll be in your car, and once it starts, it won't stop, and you will be in your car trying to dig your way out of 12 feet of snow, and then all of a sudden it will start melting and there will be a huge flood, and you'll drown.

I wish I had a laptop

alorian
02-23-2007, 09:12 AM
You get your laptop, but it weighs 38 pounds, and it's a MAC!!!

(double stack is a burger at wendys by the way :P)

I wish that my truck were drivable and insured

forceflow17
02-23-2007, 06:42 PM
It will be but you will drive it off a cliff into the ocean and get eaten by Jaws

I wish there were more people on right now

pizza brain
02-23-2007, 09:06 PM
granted but they eat you

I wish I was eating pizza

forceflow17
02-24-2007, 09:39 AM
it was poisened by i bite

I Bite
02-24-2007, 11:02 AM
ugh. thanks a lot.
you weren't supposed to tell him....
wish? no?
k.

I wish I had a yogurt.

forceflow17
02-24-2007, 11:20 AM
you do, but pizza brain touched it and it was instantly physically and mentally damaged beyond all repair

I Bite
02-24-2007, 11:23 AM
DUDE, you keep forgetting to make a wish. I shall wait.

*waits*

forceflow17
02-24-2007, 11:24 AM
sorry, im stupid

i wish i could see my email

pizza brain
02-24-2007, 11:27 AM
granted but it's from I Bite telling you where to go.

I wish I was your mom.

I Bite
02-24-2007, 11:29 AM
I don't.
:D
I don't really know how to corrupt that, it already is.
:P

I wish that pizza brain wouldn't send me so many emails

forceflow17
02-24-2007, 11:38 AM
he only sends you one, but tells you he is madly in love with your mother

i wish that i had a wish

I Bite
02-24-2007, 11:42 AM
and you get one, but its so huge it makes your brain explode, and when someone rushes you to the hospital, you get pizza brain for a doctor, and he takes out your brain and puts in a deep fried baby instead.

I wish I had a horse

forceflow17
02-24-2007, 11:47 AM
you do but your horse is gay and left you for another stallion

i wish i had a chainsaw

I Bite
02-24-2007, 11:51 AM
that was awful

you got it, but you chopped your hand off when you missed pizza brains head.

i wish i had a coffee

the rocker
02-24-2007, 01:59 PM
You got it, but it was way too hot and permanantly scorched your throat. Now you have to eat through a feeding tube.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

pizza brain
02-24-2007, 03:27 PM
Granted but I Bite fills the water with nerve gas and you die.

I wish I Bite would stop trying to killl everyone.

the rocker
02-24-2007, 06:29 PM
Didn't know she was the killing type.

Anway, wish granted but now nobody is dying so the earth overpopulates and you get sent to mars until further notice.

I wish I had a steak.

Undomiel
02-24-2007, 06:32 PM
you get it, but you choke on it...

i wish ppl didn't talk so much.

the rocker
02-24-2007, 06:34 PM
They don't but the silence makes youm go deaf.

I wish my dog could talk

Undomiel
02-24-2007, 06:36 PM
it does, but then talks so much you get driven crazy and have to spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum...

i wish i could fly.

the rocker
02-24-2007, 06:38 PM
You can, but you go way too high and get lost in the clouds.

I wish the grass was blue.

Undomiel
02-24-2007, 06:41 PM
it is, but you get so tired of it that soon your eyes see everything in blue and you no longer can see any other colour...

i wish i could read hieroglyphics

the rocker
02-24-2007, 06:45 PM
You can, but you read a depressing story that makes you lock yourself in your room.

I wish I had a tail

Undomiel
02-24-2007, 06:49 PM
u do, but it hangs around everywhere and gets caught on and in stuff, ppl step on it and it just becomes really annoying.

i wish i had a hot rod truck...

pizza brain
02-24-2007, 07:19 PM
granted you have a truckmade of 400 degree rods.

I wish I was your dad.

I Bite
02-25-2007, 03:10 PM
ummm.

you are, but then I poisoned you cuz you ate the dog food...

I wish I had a mountain Dew

Undomiel
02-25-2007, 04:49 PM
you get it, but the chemicals in it make you soo fat that you end living in a bed for the rest of your life...

i wish my toes weren't so cold..

I Bite
02-26-2007, 08:10 AM
Then they warm up and they get so hot that they're on fire and then they explode and you have to go around with no toes for the rest of your life

I wish I had a life

Undomiel
02-26-2007, 08:44 AM
you get one, but it ends up being more boring than not even having one...

i wish i had a laptop

I Bite
02-26-2007, 10:58 AM
you get one but the evil viruses get into your hard-drive and when you push the letter 'U' then your hard-drive crashes and your keyboard and "mouse" thingy come alive and start a galactical war against the whole of the human population.

I wish i had a popsicle

Quadripedman
02-26-2007, 01:04 PM
you get it, but when you go to take a bite, you find that it had been kept on dry ice, and sticks to your toung. someone tries to pour hot water on it, but the water is boiling and scalds your toung. then someone else rips the popsicle and toung off at the same life.

i wish these bagel bites werent so hot.

I Bite
02-26-2007, 06:25 PM
You get it, but they get so cold that they turn to ice. When you try to melt them, they explode in one huge ice filled explosion that turns every food article in the world to ice, so no one can eat it.

I wish I had a cd

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 08:42 PM
grantd but it's of me literally strangling a cat

I wish I was a pizza

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:03 PM
granted once again, but you got caught on fire and blew up

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:07 PM
granted but you didn't make a wish and that causes you to fall into a life of sin and it's not even the fun kind of sin nooo it's the painfull kind that makes you wish you were never born.

I wish I Bite had made a wish.

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:08 PM
yah but she didn't so Pizza Brains world exploded

I wish that I hadn't got a 40 on my algebra test

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:10 PM
Granted you got a worse score.

I wish I was eating your puke

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:12 PM
ew

you did but it was puke and so then you puked it back up after eating it and were thoroughly miserable and because you puked it up your mom didn't let you go to the Skillet concert you were gonna go to.

I wish I had a llama

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:14 PM
Granted but it pukes in your mouth every night and you never figure it out.

I wish I was puking.

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:14 PM
you are so gross!

you puke but you also get diarrhea.

I wish that pizza brain would stop talking about puking

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:17 PM
granted but he will find somehting worse to talk about

I wish I was watching my feet rot the world with their smell

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:19 PM
you can't get much worse than that...but...i'll try.

and it happens, but the whole galaxy explodes and you become but a particle of dust.

i wish i could go for a drive

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:21 PM
Granted but you crash into a truck carying cow inards and get covered in them.

I wish I was sleeping.

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:22 PM
yah but in your dreams the evil fairy tooth lady comes and takes out all your teeth and leaves you no money, and when you wake up, you find out: IT WASN'T A DREAM!!

I wish I had a car

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:24 PM
Granted but I live under the drivers seat and talk about puking non stop.

I wish I could actually do that

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:25 PM
you do but one day as I'm driving I jump out of the car and the car, still moving at speeds at over a hundred miles an hour, smashes into a rock, and you become ONE with the rock.

I wish I could pizza brain would get off my toilet

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:26 PM
Granted but you cant use it now.

I wish I was eating food with non food and reall meat of llama

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:27 PM
but the llama was poisoned so you had to go find a toilet to throw up in.


I wish I had a llama with a blue and green mohawk

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:28 PM
Granted but it's me :evil:
I wish I was in the bathroom

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:29 PM
and then the toilet explodes and lodges into your brain, and all the pizza comes out of it and the llama eats it.

I wish I had purple hair

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:30 PM
Granted but I live in it.

I wish I was singing DH

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:31 PM
yah, but then all the glass all around the world breaks

I wish I didn't have to leave

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:32 PM
Granted but I bug the poo out of you.

I wish I Bite didn't have to leave

I Bite
02-26-2007, 09:33 PM
granted but then I Bites mom comes and tears her off the computer and sends Pizza Brain viruses for the rest of his computer career

i wish i was a better writer

pizza brain
02-26-2007, 09:34 PM
Granted but you're only better at writting stuff you hate.

I wish I could get rid of these stupid voices

alorian
02-26-2007, 09:49 PM
You do, but then they're replaced with other, more annoying, brainless, agonizing voices that keep telling you to give everything you own to alorian.

Laerasyn
02-27-2007, 11:41 AM
sure, they'll go... to find more friends for the party ;D

I wish my professors would all suddenly decide to give me all A's for the semester...

I Bite
02-27-2007, 12:51 PM
Sure, but they give you A for Abominable, A for Atrocious, A for Absolutely unAcceptable, etc...

I wish the mail would hurry up.

pizza brain
02-27-2007, 10:20 PM
granted but it goes to the wrong place

I wish corn movies and porn chips weren't trying to eat scooby doo

forceflow17
02-28-2007, 12:28 PM
it's already corrupted, pizza brain wished it

i wish i was done with school

I Bite
02-28-2007, 12:29 PM
yah, but then you have to get a job and your boss is evil and mean and disturbing in a gross way...He is PIZZA BRAIN!!!!!!!!

I wish my cds were here....

forceflow17
02-28-2007, 12:34 PM
they are but somebody messed up and their all cd's of pizza brain singing opera

i wish gas was less expensive

p.s. i am done with school now, i hate genetics

I Bite
02-28-2007, 12:36 PM
Granted, of course, but then it all gets sets on fire by terrorists, and it goes back up again.

I wish I had a cd of pizza brain singing opera

Ps:try to corrupt that, if you can.
Pps, or is it Pss:Oh, i thought you meant like, done done, out of school forever type of done

forceflow17
02-28-2007, 12:38 PM
you do, but because of cencorship as soon as you put the cd in it melts for your auditory safety

i wish ^ had a facebook

I Bite
02-28-2007, 12:41 PM
she gets one and then puts a virus out on everybody elses so that the evil blue smurfs can take over the world

I wish I had a myspace

forceflow17
02-28-2007, 12:42 PM
you do, but you can't stop people from seeing your page and you atract millions of stalkers

i wish the world was innocent

I Bite
02-28-2007, 12:44 PM
I'll not corrupt that wish.

I wish I had a Wii

forceflow17
02-28-2007, 12:48 PM
you do, but the controller has a defective wrist strap and you throw it through you plama tv

i wish ^ had a wii(he he he, corrupt that)

I Bite
02-28-2007, 12:53 PM
she gets it and uses it to start a organization that wants her to have world domination!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha

i wish it would start snowing

Quadripedman
02-28-2007, 03:57 PM
it starts snowing, but it snows so much that your house gets burried and then you get teleported to school and so you cant get out and your stuck at school but then you wake up and find that it was just a dream, that your really stuck in a tree with snow piled all around you.

i wish i had define the grate line by underoath.

I Bite
02-28-2007, 03:58 PM
yah but you get it and you find out it is both me and pizza brain singing opera.

I wish I had a cake with a picture of a llama on it.

Quadripedman
02-28-2007, 04:03 PM
theres no way to corrupt that because its alredy weird enough plus it rocks out loud.

i wish i wasnt so tired.

I Bite
02-28-2007, 08:44 PM
yah but then you drink 6 packs of red bull and your stomach explodes

i wish i could talk to someone

pizza brain
02-28-2007, 09:32 PM
granted but its me

I wish I had no hw

alorian
03-01-2007, 07:49 AM
It happens but the school is extended by 8 hours/day and there are no other students, just you with the most ignorant and annoying of teachers.

I wish I had a new job.

I Bite
03-01-2007, 09:30 AM
granted, but then you got so bored and dumb that you went into a constant vegatative state and drooled all the time.

oh, wait....you already do. whoops.

:D

i wish i could draw

pizza brain
03-01-2007, 03:26 PM
yeah I drool on you and then you eat it for some odd reason

Granted but you can only draw pictures of me winning the last competitive extreme undear changing match.

I wish I was a tv

I Bite
03-01-2007, 08:18 PM
yah, but then you have too many channels and your circuits go hay wire and you blow up from the outside in.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

lee
03-02-2007, 03:56 PM
but then you take too many pain killers and die..

i wish my hands weren't sore..

I Bite
03-03-2007, 02:06 PM
but then you take too many painkillers and die

i wish i had a camera

pizza brain
03-03-2007, 02:36 PM
Granted but it's shaped like me eating puke.

I wish I was eating a tv

alorian
03-03-2007, 03:07 PM
You WERE eating a tv, but then you cut your lips and gums on the glass and find out that you've got a food-allergy to blood and you become extremely sick and have to live in a bubble the rest of your life to avoid ingesting any blood whatsoever.

I hope I get this raise my manager hinted at today.

I Bite
03-04-2007, 10:08 AM
you get it but then you get married and your wife takes all your money so it doesn't matter

i wish that i had more minutes on my cell phone

Drizzt
03-04-2007, 02:41 PM
Okay, you get more minutes, but you get so many that you're unable to afford them and you fall into financial ruin.

I wish I had some cinnamon altoids!

I Bite
03-04-2007, 03:11 PM
yah, but they're so cinnamony that your mouth literally starts to burn and you have to get a feeding tube thru your nose, cuz your mouth burned up all the way, and closed shut.

i wish it was summer

pizza brain
03-04-2007, 03:34 PM
Granted it's the last day of it.

I wish I had 3 arms

Quadripedman
03-04-2007, 04:07 PM
you get a third arm, but it is evil and tries to strangle you.

i wish that my computer wasnt so stupid.

I Bite
03-04-2007, 05:46 PM
but it gets so smart that it takes over the world!!!!

i wish i was smarter

forceflow17
03-09-2007, 03:58 PM
your so smart you make no sense to anyone else and they lock you because they think your crazy

i wish i had a brain

I Bite
03-09-2007, 04:02 PM
but its made of...pizza! and you turn out exactly like matt!

i wish my throat didn't hurt.

forceflow17
03-09-2007, 04:04 PM
your throat gets better, but then mat kisses you and gives you mono

i wish i was invincible

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:18 PM
ugh. Now thats just NaSHTY!

Sure, but the afro smiley is more invincible and throws your invincibleness out the door and then takes over the world!

I wish our guys got to go to State.

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:22 PM
Good thing my name is MatT not mat.

Granted but they come back so happy they start kissing everyone and you get mono

I wish my face was round as a brick

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:23 PM
Granted but it turns into a brick and then you fall on your face, and can't get up cuz the brick is so heavy.

I wish i had a calculater

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:26 PM
granted but it doesn't work so you eat it and get mono

I wish I had the new BTA cd

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:27 PM
you get it but its covered up with me singing opera

i wish everyone would stop with the mono thing

what started that anyways??

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:29 PM
Forceflow started it here's proof http://www.panheads.org/boards/showpost.php?p=332681&postcount=96

granted but I find soemthing else

I wish I had a good soemthign else in mind

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:33 PM
you don't get that wish.

sorry.

:D

I wish i could make everything right.

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:38 PM
granted but we go in big circles because we cant go left

I wish I had a face

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:39 PM
yah but its hideous...oh, wait...

i wish someone would stop nagging me

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:39 PM
You act like that's news to :P man you're slow

granted but I nag you more than ever

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:41 PM
I wasn't talking about you...I was talking about Karisa.
yah but then you blow up from meanness..or something

i wish i could go somewhere today

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:45 PM
granted but I have to tag along

I know you weren't even if I am anoying you(which I probably am) nag isn't the right word for it

I wish I coudl carry my arm in a purse

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:46 PM
granted but then someone grabs your purse and runs away with it, ripping your arm off your body

you aren't annoying me. or nagging. or anything else.

I wish i had a lemonade

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:48 PM
granted but it's made of cat fur.

oh snap I've failed! jk jk

I wish I could snap faster

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:52 PM
granted but you snap so fast that your fingers catch on fire

you're not funny.

I wish i had a bazooka

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 02:55 PM
granted but you ahve no clue how to use it and kill everyone

not suposed to be

i wish i could see better

I Bite
03-10-2007, 02:57 PM
granted but then you get xray vision but don't know it and you get really confused and go crazy

oh really?

i wish i had purple hair

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 03:29 PM
granted but it's ear hair.

Really. I was a run down on me.

I wish I was wearing 3 pairs of socks

I Bite
03-10-2007, 03:53 PM
yah but hten you can't fit your shoes on and your toes freeze

I wish i had gum

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 04:13 PM
Granted but it tastes like soot and poo.

I wish I could watch salad fingers

I Bite
03-10-2007, 05:08 PM
yah but its so disgustingp[even for you] you never want to watch it again

i wish i had water

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 05:24 PM
lol you have no clue how much i lvoe that show and I've seen every episode and no it's not gross.
granted but it got contaminated with mono

I wish I could fit in my new thong

I Bite
03-10-2007, 06:07 PM
isn't that corrupted enough? granted but then you get very uncomfortable, cuz you have a constant wedgie
i did try to watch salad fingers...i got thru episode 3 and was thoroughly disgusted.

i wish i didn't have to know that matt wears thongs

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 06:10 PM
wow you gross out easy

granted but you now "know" much worse things about me

I wish I could go run a mile

I Bite
03-10-2007, 06:14 PM
yah but then you just keep on running until you have no strength left and then you collaps on the ground, gasping for breath, and in your final moments on earth you say, "if only i was nicer to Stephani" and then you die.

Maybe...But it was gross.

I wish n00bs wouldn't bother me.[nope not referring to you]

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 08:11 PM
granted but now I bother you 24/7/365

no it wasn't :P

I wish my parents hadn't kicked me off

I Bite
03-10-2007, 08:54 PM
yah but then santa did and when you put up a fight he put you on the naughty/disturbed/perverted/sick list and...oh, wait...
nevermind.
:D
yes, twas.

i wish my sister hadn't kicked me off

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 09:21 PM
I want on that list ;D

No it wasn't trust me.

granted i kicked you off

I wish I ummm had an extra arm

I Bite
03-10-2007, 09:29 PM
yah but then you grew arms all over your body and they took over the world
wait, you would like that wouldn't you?

you already are. ;)
i promise you it was; go watch them again and see.

i wish it wasn't daylight savings time

pizza brain
03-10-2007, 09:41 PM
granted it's time to die.

YAY! ;D
It's not sick you just sick outt easy.

I wish I was in bed

I Bite
03-11-2007, 09:51 AM
yah but then you're so comfortable you just stay in there and you get fat and lazy and live the rest of your life in bed, never to run a mile again.

nope. its sick.
i refuse to argue about this anymore. give it up. i win.

i wish i was asleep

the rocker
03-11-2007, 11:53 AM
You are, but you never wake up, and your family decides to have you sent to a museum for everyone to see. Plus you have a nightmare about black bunnies with rubber bands.

I wish I had a ps3

I Bite
03-11-2007, 12:00 PM
yah but it malfunctions and you try to get a refund and they won't give it to you and you're out $1000

i wish i was in a band

pizza brain
03-11-2007, 12:09 PM
granted but they play songs for the non sick show salad fingers

i wish i could typew with both hands while eating

I Bite
03-11-2007, 12:11 PM
granted but your toes are too big to fit stuff into your mouth with..plus thats nasty

i wish there was no such thing as salad fingers

pizza brain
03-11-2007, 12:13 PM
granted i make a show that actually is sick and make you watch it 24/7/365

i wish my face was in the garbage

forceflow17
03-11-2007, 12:47 PM
granted, but the garbage turns to acid and melts your face off.

I wish my last one to post wins thread hadn't got Jaded.

the rocker
03-11-2007, 01:19 PM
Okay, but everyone who posts on it gets turned into a mindless zombie.

I wish sheep were red

I Bite
03-11-2007, 02:04 PM
yah but then all of the cotton worldwide would turn red...there goes your favorite blue skillet shirt.

i wish i didn't feel like crap

pizza brain
03-11-2007, 05:23 PM
granted you feel like sh**

I wish I was more hyper

I Bite
03-11-2007, 07:20 PM
that was not good. tsk tsk

granted but you're so hyper you let me become President Evil Dictator of the world.

I wish i was President Evil Dictator of the world

pizza brain
03-11-2007, 09:04 PM
granted but kill you and take over.

I wish I could eat salad w/o getting fat

I Bite
03-12-2007, 12:26 PM
granted but everything else you eat makes you fat instead

i wish my jaw didn't hurt

pizza brain
03-12-2007, 02:52 PM
granted everything else dose

i wish i had feet in my salad

V-Ball Queen 32
03-12-2007, 03:20 PM
granted but then it runs away and leaves you hungry.

I wish I could go on an African Safari (don't want to see where this goes :))

pizza brain
03-12-2007, 03:43 PM
granted but your parents find out it's to spy on the locals and ground you when you get back


I wish I had raw meat

V-Ball Queen 32
03-12-2007, 03:55 PM
granted but you'll get salmonella and rabies and other good stuff and your stomach will turn into mush

I wish I had a truckload of Lindt 90% cocoa chocolate bars

pizza brain
03-12-2007, 04:00 PM
granted but it's all been covered in pesticides

I wish I was a nut

I Bite
03-12-2007, 04:21 PM
yah but then you grew into a tree...

i wish i was alright

pizza brain
03-12-2007, 04:26 PM
granted but it doens't last long or come back

I wish I grew in a tree

I Bite
03-12-2007, 05:31 PM
granted but then you live the rest of you life looking like Treebeard

i wish i didn't have a younger cousin hanging all over me at the moment

pizza brain
03-12-2007, 05:33 PM
granted he's flirting with you

I wish I was a frog

I Bite
03-13-2007, 08:15 AM
yah but then you get kissed and not only get mono but you also turn into a deer

i wish i had spring break today

pizza brain
03-13-2007, 02:51 PM
granted but wnhen the spring breaks it goes through your neck and kills you

I wish I could do everything

forceflow17
03-14-2007, 11:35 AM
granted, but then there is nothing left for you to do

i wish i had more modded nerf guns

pizza brain
03-14-2007, 04:05 PM
granted but they explode and kill you

I wish I could say soemthign to entertain myself

I Bite
03-14-2007, 08:55 PM
yah, ok, but you get so funny that all you can do is laugh hysterically all day and people get worried and put you in a funny farm

i wish i was better at writing

forceflow17
03-15-2007, 06:27 PM
granted but then you do nothing but write all day and all night until you can't stand it any more

i wish i wasn't lonely

I Bite
03-15-2007, 06:36 PM
granted but then you get so many friends they're with you all the time, and you have no moments of peace and quiet anymore

i wish i didn't have a headache

forceflow17
03-15-2007, 06:38 PM
granted, but then you get a stomach ache

i wish that i could be the one of my two friends right now:'(

I Bite
03-15-2007, 06:41 PM
granted...but you're the one you didn't want to be...and thats bad..for some reason...

i wish my dad wasn't coming down...

thats horrible..

forceflow17
03-15-2007, 06:42 PM
he wasn't(whatever he's coming down with) but then you were

i wish i could be there for a certain someone more often

I Bite
03-15-2007, 06:44 PM
yah but you were there for them too much and they asked you to leave

//stop making sad looking posts. you're making me depressed. >.>

I wish my dad wasn't coming down to see me.

that's horrible..

forceflow17
03-15-2007, 06:44 PM
he wasn't but then you missed him

i wish i didn't have to sign off. bye

I Bite
03-15-2007, 06:46 PM
bye

yah, so you don't but then you don't ever get off and your brain explodes from reading too much text.

i wish i was in a better mood.

pizza brain
03-16-2007, 08:44 PM
Granted but you become soo hyper and happy that you become extremely insensitive and you meet a guy about to comit suicide and don't care he then does it when you coulda talked him out of it had you cared now you have ot live with that for the rest of your life.


I wish I was using both nostrills

forceflow17
03-16-2007, 08:45 PM
you are, but then they both clog up and you sufocate

i wish that i wish

pizza brain
03-16-2007, 08:48 PM
Granted but you wish that you would never wish again and stop wishing but the wishing gave you hope deep inside you now lose hope and become emo.

I wish I was a frog

forceflow17
03-16-2007, 08:48 PM
granted, but your not as cool a frog as me

i wish pizza brain didn't wish he was a frog

pizza brain
03-16-2007, 08:50 PM
Granted I wished that I was ruler of the world and it came true I then used that power to torment you with random anoying tax errors the rest of your life.

I wish I could use my brain more.

I Bite
03-17-2007, 10:08 AM
yah but you use it so much that it just cant "handle all the pressure" and it implodes and you walk around a tomato the rest of your days

i wish i could take a shower right now

pizza brain
03-17-2007, 10:43 AM
Granted but you have to take it with your family.

I wish I had 5 arms

the rocker
03-17-2007, 03:21 PM
Okay but you go broke buying gloves

I wish mathematics didn't work

I Bite
03-17-2007, 03:33 PM
granted but then the world in general has a breakdown because we don't even know how to add =/

i wish my neck would stop hurting

pizza brain
03-17-2007, 04:31 PM
granted but everythign else does

I wish I could swing from a tree

I Bite
03-18-2007, 09:58 AM
yeah..but you got a rope around your neck.

i wish i had washed my mascara off last night

[[it'll be dreadful getting it off today.]]

Hawknelson~girl
03-19-2007, 08:42 AM
you did but you used up all the hot water doing it and now everyone must take cold showers today.

i wish i had wireless internet (i got dial-up) >:P

I Bite
03-19-2007, 01:10 PM
yah but that goes really slow too....you really want cable.:D

i wish this gum was minty

forceflow17
03-20-2007, 11:37 AM
it's so minty you gag

i wish i had a ferari(not sure on the spelling)

I Bite
03-20-2007, 03:20 PM
yah but you go way too fast and get 2839234789 speeding tickets and you're so in debt from buying the Ferrari you can't pay them, so you go to jail.

XxPhenomenonxX
03-20-2007, 04:35 PM
I wish I could look like and sing like amy lee of evanesence and have a career like her.

I Bite
03-20-2007, 08:10 PM
yah but then you beat up your vocal chords so much that your career stops at the age of 25.

i wish Mercedes had won Americas Next Top Model

forceflow17
03-23-2007, 03:22 AM
granted, but then the company crashes and burns like enron

i wish i could see my g/f

I Bite
03-23-2007, 10:58 AM
yesh...but she is pizza brain! aaarrrggghh!

i wish i had a b/f

[[yesh..but he is pizza brain! rofl!]

forceflow17
03-23-2007, 10:59 AM
that was disgusting, bleagh

granted, but he is a preppy jerk

i wish i had a sword

I Bite
03-23-2007, 11:00 AM
:D

sure, but it is wooden

i wish i was invisible

forceflow17
03-23-2007, 11:01 AM
granted, but you keep getting bumped into

i wish i had a 49 inch tv

I Bite
03-23-2007, 11:02 AM
yah but the picture is always blurry

i wish i didn't have to leave but i do

goodbye

forceflow17
03-23-2007, 11:05 AM
granted, but you would get sick of me

i wish ^ didn't have to leave

I Bite
03-24-2007, 08:48 PM
yah but then ^^becomes a computer nerd

oh, wait. :D

i wish my friend was here

pizza brain
03-26-2007, 12:13 AM
granted but it's not the friend you were thinking of mof it's a "friend" you wis you didn't have

I wish I could go run around in my birthday suit

I Bite
03-26-2007, 10:21 AM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-26-2007, 08:57 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
03-27-2007, 08:17 AM
i can keep this up as long as you...:D

yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-27-2007, 12:25 PM
Ok then ;D

yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

Undomiel
03-27-2007, 06:12 PM
u don't, but you end up being as dumb as a cat!

I wish my mom and sister weren't watching tv....

pizza brain
03-27-2007, 09:04 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
03-27-2007, 09:16 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-27-2007, 09:16 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
03-28-2007, 10:52 AM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-28-2007, 08:07 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
03-28-2007, 08:25 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-28-2007, 08:39 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

Quadripedman
03-28-2007, 09:57 PM
GAH! BREAK THE CYCLE!!!!!!!

yea, but then your brain rots and you like die or something..

i wish i had no school (waaaaait....)

Hawknelson~girl
03-30-2007, 08:12 AM
but then the cycle starts again and we all go insane

i wish i had no school :D

I Bite
03-30-2007, 08:24 PM
i'm not gonna stop til he does :D

yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
03-30-2007, 09:25 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
03-30-2007, 09:37 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

pizza brain
04-01-2007, 05:43 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
04-01-2007, 09:04 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

forceflow17
04-03-2007, 10:56 AM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

I Bite
04-03-2007, 03:07 PM
yah but then you get arrested for streaking

i wish i had no school

AsLaN
04-24-2007, 05:42 PM
Granted but you wind up dumb as a brick on a street corner holding a sign saying: Weil WurC 4 Fud

I Wish I had an Ice Cream Sundae

Quadripedman
04-29-2007, 05:12 PM
you get it, but because you broke the cycle no one posts again. EVER!

i wish i had no school... (serious this time) 0.0

Geneva
04-29-2007, 05:14 PM
Then you'll never get a good job.

I wish I had straight A's.

Unregistered
04-30-2007, 03:51 AM
but then you'd be one of those nerdy geeks that no one likes.

I wish i wasn't to lazy to go put on some socks.

AsLaN
05-01-2007, 10:22 AM
Granted but it turns out your so lazy all the socks are dirty and brown with sweat!

I wish I had a nice TBone steak.

Unregistered
05-01-2007, 01:45 PM
then you'd get fat and never have a girlfriend.

i wish for a new flute.

RougeLeader
05-01-2007, 04:01 PM
granted but after you eat half the steak I inform you it was bought from a ranch that had thirty confirmed cases of mad cow disease

I wish I had a shadow conspiracy BMX bike
(with Demolition pedals for anyone who freestyles)

forceflow17
05-08-2007, 12:36 PM
granted, but your tires get slashed and you wreck and break your nose.

i wish i had no school

I Bite
05-09-2007, 08:07 PM
granted but you get arrested for streaking

I wish i had no school

Metalfrk012
05-18-2007, 04:57 PM
granted, but then you become a mindless dud that does nothing but become a couch potatao.

I wish to see Skillet live

nsvol
05-18-2007, 06:56 PM
you get 2 tickets to go see them

i wish to go see Project 86

froggie socks.
05-20-2007, 08:47 AM
here's 1 ticket, but it was for a concert last year.

i wish i didn't have a really bad sunburn.

Metalfrk012
05-20-2007, 11:55 AM
your sunburn goes away but then you skin becomes sun-sensitive so everytime you get a it of sun you start sprouting lil white heads all over you.

i wish i had a gibson electric guitar

froggie socks.
05-20-2007, 03:48 PM
you got one, but then drop it into a pool of water and electricute your self trying to retrieve it.

i wish i didn't have such small feet.

Metalfrk012
05-20-2007, 05:27 PM
your feet grow, but then they grow too large and they crush everyone. and those who survive are killed by their stench.

i wish skillet would play in my hometown

nsvol
05-21-2007, 06:18 PM
skillet plays in a town near you

i wish that i didnt have to sign off

froggie socks.
05-22-2007, 02:23 PM
you don't have to sign off, but your comp. blows up in your face.

i wish that my dad would take me fishing.

Metalfrk012
05-24-2007, 05:33 PM
your dad takes you fishing, but then a huge fish snags your line and drags into the water where you are washed into a nearby river and are lost for four days and almost die of hypothermia but then you hear skillet playing from a nearby house and are determined to stay alive.

i wish i had a specialized mountain tour bike

froggie socks.
05-24-2007, 05:44 PM
you get one, then drop it off a cliff on the mountain that you were riding your bike on.

i wish that i could get some sleep.

Metalfrk012
05-25-2007, 06:35 PM
you sleep fot two years straight, i wish i had high speed

froggie socks.
05-26-2007, 04:57 AM
you get high speed, but then it breaks down,and you are left without ANY internet.

i wish that my bf would get on messenger so i could talk to him.

nsvol
05-26-2007, 05:50 PM
he gets on.......then signs off again

i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

froggie socks.
05-27-2007, 05:04 AM
you're work is demolished by a tornado, but you don't get another paycheck for a yr. and a half.

anniemareerose
05-27-2007, 06:24 AM
mmm. where be ur wish to corrupt?!

froggie socks.
05-27-2007, 07:53 AM
right here.

i wish that i could see my kids today.

nsvol
05-28-2007, 05:57 PM
you get to see your kids & play games w/ them

i wish that i could go see Spiderman 3 & Pirates Of The Caribbean:

Metalfrk012
05-30-2007, 05:34 PM
you do, but you get gum on your pants and the kid behind you spits boogers all over you.

i wish summer woiuld come

nsvol
05-30-2007, 05:36 PM
summer comes sooner than you thought.....but then it rains all summer

i wish to see Demon Hunter

love~addict
06-02-2007, 08:54 AM
you are on ur way to see demon hunter but your car breaks down.

i wish nightmares didnt feel real.

alienyouth9292
06-02-2007, 11:02 AM
you forget about it for a while, then you have a worse nightmare

i wish that i felt better....

love~addict
06-03-2007, 04:33 PM
[[ahh gee thanx for the worse nightmare :P lol!! jk]]

feel worse

i wish that i had a good cell phone

lamb_servant72
06-03-2007, 05:10 PM
You get a fab cell, but your number is one number off Joe's Pizza number, so you wind up taking pizza orders all day...and your friends can never get through.

I wish...I could lose some weight.

nsvol
06-03-2007, 06:08 PM
you lose more than you wanted

i wish.........that i could play guitar like steve vai

alienyouth9292
06-03-2007, 08:43 PM
you learn but then you have an injury and you paralyze your arms!

i wish i lived in TN

nsvol
06-04-2007, 05:53 PM
you move there & you hate it

i wish that the 30th would come faster

alienyouth9292
06-05-2007, 07:40 AM
it comes and is a horibble day.

i wish i had a new drum set....

Quadripedman
06-06-2007, 09:49 PM
you get it, but its made out of duct tape and lysol (dont ask me how lol)

i wish that me and my dad didnt argue so much...

nsvol
06-07-2007, 06:29 PM
you stop argueing so much & you miss it

i wish my ears werent plugged up

Quadripedman
06-07-2007, 09:37 PM
your ears get un-plugged, but a wasp flys into them and stings your eardrum, which wouldnt have happened if they were still clogged.

i wish that i could break the habbit of staying up till like 3am every night

alienyouth9292
06-08-2007, 02:38 PM
you break the habit only by going to bed at 7 pm

i wish that my brother wasnt so annoying...

Quadripedman
06-08-2007, 08:43 PM
your brother dies, so he isnt annoying anymore, but hes de-ad..

i wish that itunes wouldnt mess up.

nsvol
06-29-2007, 06:37 PM
they mess up even more

i wish that my order would come faster