DarkestRose
05-23-2007, 07:10 AM
Ben likes it here in Oregon! You should move here, Ben!

Timmy, help me get Ben to stay!

bob
05-23-2007, 10:39 AM
Ben should probably come visit me during the Summer. I'm sure he'd enjoy that.

DarkestRose
05-23-2007, 11:22 AM
Except I'm kidnapping him to Oregon. So you'll have to wait your turn, Bob.

bob
05-23-2007, 04:46 PM
Except I'm kidnapping him to Oregon. So you'll have to wait your turn, Bob.

I'm already planning a resuce attempt. :)

timmyrotter
05-23-2007, 05:01 PM
I'm already planning a resuce attempt. :)

hey, if Ben is in Oregon ill be there protecting him from James, his beard, and his bulk emails, rescuing him. and he will live in my Coffee shop and live merry with all the coffee he wants.

Daughtry should take Skillet on Tour! that would be sweet. "im coming home, to the place where i belong... not running from, no i think you got me all wrong..." ah... home.

bob
05-23-2007, 05:44 PM
hey, if Ben is in Oregon ill be there protecting him from James, his beard, and his bulk emails, rescuing him. and he will live in my Coffee shop and live merry with all the coffee he wants.


I choked on a piece of popcorn when I read that. I guess that's how Timmy is planning on killing me!

DarkestRose
05-24-2007, 07:40 AM
No, no, no, no, no no....

Kill Bob wasn't the plan!

Kidnap Ben is the plan! And I guess we're keeping him in Timmy's coffee shop.

bob
05-24-2007, 09:59 AM
Coffee shop?! :o No fair! I'll never be able to get him out of there. :(

DarkestRose
05-29-2007, 12:33 PM
Bob, you can have Ben now. The kidnapping Ben idea got old. I'm on to newer things.

skynes
05-29-2007, 01:19 PM
Bob, you can have Ben now. The kidnapping Ben idea got old. I'm on to newer things.

Kidnapping john Cooper?

DarkestRose
05-29-2007, 01:22 PM
Starting easy with Korey because she's smaller and she'd probably like Timmy's coffeehouse too.

timmyrotter
05-29-2007, 02:45 PM
ok, so Jennifer, you can come over to my coffee place, witch Ben and Korey, and we'll have abundant coffee, ice cream and pastries for the four of us to last at least a week. it will be fun. and we'll keep John away by putting up a sign that says "no corny jokes allowed" so he cant rescue his wife.

DarkestRose
05-29-2007, 02:49 PM
Yay!!!

bob
05-29-2007, 07:26 PM
But John could always send Lori as a resucer! She doesn't tell corny jokes and she's immune to coffee!

DarkestRose
05-29-2007, 09:13 PM
I have found a weakness! We set up a trail of Skittles leading away from the coffeehouse.

timmyrotter
05-29-2007, 09:38 PM
nice...

bob
05-29-2007, 10:23 PM
Ah darn. I'll need some time to formulate another plan.

DarkestRose
05-31-2007, 04:40 PM
I made the thread! Bob still has yet to defeat Timmy and me. 8)

unshakeable15
05-31-2007, 04:46 PM
Posts moved!

And i changed the title to be less politically incorrect and more humorous. (As in, how do you steal a person?)

Danae
05-31-2007, 05:12 PM
This is quite the interesting topic...;D

DarkestRose
05-31-2007, 05:13 PM
I'm a stalker Panhead. We're special. ;)

The Lamma
05-31-2007, 08:05 PM
I'm planning on trying to somehow get John to my place here in Canada...He never comes around where I live, so I just gotta do it. That'll keep him away from the coffee shop.

bob
05-31-2007, 09:08 PM
Maybe if I steal John's bass . . .

DarkestRose
05-31-2007, 09:12 PM
That could be a dangerous mission, Bob.

bob
05-31-2007, 09:14 PM
I just need to reach the stage at a concer. :)

DarkestRose
05-31-2007, 09:16 PM
Maybe a diversion tactic, someone distract John.

bob
05-31-2007, 09:25 PM
Perhaps I could get John to drive the bus underneath an overpass again. :P

pizza brain
05-31-2007, 09:45 PM
If yalls get them to oregon let me know and I'll help in any way I can *hobles slowly out of thread*

I Bite
06-01-2007, 10:07 AM
Sure.
go ahead and leave Alaska out of the picture.

The Lamma
06-01-2007, 11:01 AM
Whats his fave food?

DarkestRose
06-01-2007, 12:02 PM
I don't know what food John likes because in every profile, he changes his favorite food. He's liked fajitas and Indian food. I don't think he's too picky.

The Lamma
06-01-2007, 12:13 PM
Darn...I was hoping to keep him away with his fave food...

DarkestRose
06-01-2007, 12:20 PM
Why? We're not torturing him.

The Lamma
06-01-2007, 12:26 PM
I didn't say I wouldn't give it too him, did I?

DarkestRose
06-01-2007, 12:38 PM
Wait, I thought you said you were keeping him away from the food? Or was that away from the coffeeshop?

*hangs head in shame* I don't know what is going on anymore. This is getting so complex!

earthfiregurl
06-01-2007, 12:39 PM
I'm a stalker Panhead. We're special.

Good one! '-' ^-^

The Lamma
06-01-2007, 12:42 PM
awway from the shop, Jen

DarkestRose
06-01-2007, 12:45 PM
*inhales deeply* I'm okay. I'm okay.

Canada is probably a good place to keep John. If you took his bass from either him or Bob, you could hold if for random there and lure John to Canada.

Um...but if John goes to Canada and Korey is in Timmy's coffeeshop in Oregon, where are their kids? At home alone? Maybe with their nanny. They still have a nanny, right? Isn't it still Drea?

The Lamma
06-01-2007, 01:50 PM
Super Nanny. Call her. :P

DarkestRose
06-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Super nanny? What?

I Don't Know
06-01-2007, 05:25 PM
It's a TV show. She is a nanny that comes to help parents.

bob
06-01-2007, 05:41 PM
They could always toss the kids off on Oats. :P

bob
06-01-2007, 05:41 PM
But you see, what actually happened is the kids are with me, therefore making it necessary for John and Korey to come to my house. :)

pizza brain
06-01-2007, 07:55 PM
bob, does this mean you are the super nanny?

DarkestRose
06-02-2007, 02:57 PM
It's a TV show. She is a nanny that comes to help parents.

Oh. I don't have TV channels, except one and I don't know which one because I never watch it.

DarkestRose
06-02-2007, 02:57 PM
But you see, what actually happened is the kids are with me, therefore making it necessary for John and Korey to come to my house. :)

You can watch Dora the Explorer! That's my favorite show. I'm gonna watch it to learn Spanish. I already learned one word.

Punkchick_002
06-02-2007, 10:01 PM
If I were going to steal anyone...I would steal Korey...AND all her clothes!!!!!! And to get her to Texas....I wouuld kidnapp John!!!! Its perfect!! Its BRILLIANT! and there is NOWAY it could go wrong!!!!!!!!!!:evil:

DarkestRose
06-02-2007, 10:33 PM
I've given up to just watch Dora with Alex.

Punkchick_002
06-02-2007, 10:46 PM
I've given up to just watch Dora with Alex.
LOL! Yeah...that would be fun also! Hey...(thinking)....never mind....not such a great idea that I had....never mind....forget I said anything!!!!!

lamb_servant72
06-03-2007, 06:03 AM
I think Alex would prefer my offer to take her to Six Flags over sitting around and watching Dora.

And, I'd make fajitas and pie for John and Korey...I'd have lots of skittles for Lori...and I'd have the Caribbean resteraunt down the street make curried shrimp for Ben (I don't do curry.)...not to mention the Starbucks right abound the corner...

Korey can get a book to read from Barnes and Nobles and walk down to the Chattahoochee National Forest and read by the river, while I take Alex to Six Flags.

Yes, that's my plan.

Punkchick_002
06-03-2007, 06:09 AM
Yeah...that sounds good! But I;m sticking to my plan to seal Korey and her clothes.....maybe....while she is with lamb_servant72, reading by the river and can grab her then.....(thinking, and seeing HILARIOUS mental image)....yes...it would work!!!!

lamb_servant72
06-03-2007, 08:24 AM
Hmmmm...it will be tricky. Her clothes will be at my place, but John, Lori, and Ben are going to be hanging out here eating skittles, fajitas, and curry...so, you'll have to slip in the back.

I would make you share...but, alas, I don't think Korey's clothes would fit over my hips.

DarkestRose
06-03-2007, 02:32 PM
Lisa, is gonna be hard to beat. :( I live near nothing cool.

Punkchick_002
06-03-2007, 02:45 PM
Hmmmm...it will be tricky. Her clothes will be at my place, but John, Lori, and Ben are going to be hanging out here eating skittles, fajitas, and curry...so, you'll have to slip in the back.

I would make you share...but, alas, I don't think Korey's clothes would fit over my hips.

I don't think they would fit me either! LOL!!! I'll just hang out with you then!!!!

DarkestRose
06-03-2007, 02:57 PM
Eh...I like John's clothes. They look comfy, but they're probably too big and smell like John.

V-Ball Queen 32
06-03-2007, 05:44 PM
I've wore my brother's clothes and they're soo wierd! He's gangsta (and 6+ feet tall) so it's really baggy! I looked like i lost 2000 pounds and kept my clothes ;)

Anyways . . .

The Lamma
06-03-2007, 05:49 PM
but they're probably too big and smell like John.

If they didn't, couldn't you just go buy identical clothes? :P

DarkestRose
06-03-2007, 08:56 PM
If I knew where he got them. Hot Topic probably, which is too expensive to me.

The Lamma
06-04-2007, 11:39 AM
Steal his wallet? :P

DarkestRose
06-04-2007, 01:24 PM
No. I probably just like John's clothes when he's wearing them. I can't imagine they'd look as cool on me. And I don't dress very rocker at all, except when the mood strikes me, which it doesn't often.

lamb_servant72
06-04-2007, 05:38 PM
Lisa, is gonna be hard to beat. :( I live near nothing cool.

Okay, okay, I'll let you join our team. I think I've figured out a way to work it all out. They're going to be doing a concert here on the 15th. We'll throw a boat in here and paddle down the Chattahoochee and dock behind the stage. Then, ...wait...I'm suppose to be taking Alex to Six Flags...

Okay, well, while I do that, you two can take care of the others. Of course, we'll have to wait until after the perfomance.

1) Because it wouldn't be fair to the fans to steal the band before the show.

2) They'll be tired after the show and easier to kidknap.

It should be fairly easy because I'll load you guys down with pizza, skittles, pie, fajitas, curry, etc.

When I take Alex back to get a snack, I'll grab all of the clothes...maybe no one at Six Flags will think it's odd that I'm carrying around all of that luggage while Alex finishes riding the rides.

Then, we'll throw everyone, plus the clothes, into the boat and head back to my place.

The boat might start to sink, (because really, it's just a canoe) in which case we'll have to choose someone to throw overboard...and it can't be me, because it's my idea.

DarkestRose
06-04-2007, 05:45 PM
Well, I can't swim. So it wouldn't be safe to throw me overboard.

bob
06-04-2007, 08:04 PM
Good thing Bob owns a ferry boat and will be there to rescue the entire band. :)

DarkestRose
06-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Then maybe we should forego the canoe and all meet in the ferry boat.

lamb_servant72
06-05-2007, 02:22 AM
Great idea! But, wait...Bob said he'd rescue the band...maybe he doesn't want to join forces with us?

bob
06-05-2007, 09:15 AM
:o

Ummmmmm . . . . . .


*stalls*

The Lamma
06-05-2007, 10:23 AM
How about we add to the plan...We steal Bob's ferry boat and then do the rest?

Oh, and llamas can't swim...much less lammas...

bob
06-05-2007, 10:35 AM
Not my ferry! :O

The Lamma
06-05-2007, 11:25 AM
Yes, your ferry. Hey, how about we get a fairy?! ...Sorry, just had to say that...

DarkestRose
06-05-2007, 01:27 PM
If Bob lets us use his ferry, we don't need to steal it.

Panheads could all work together to kidnap everybody and take them to an agreed upon location.

bob
06-05-2007, 03:46 PM
Panheads could all work together to kidnap everybody and take them to an agreed upon location.

:o That sounds too fair!

DarkestRose
06-05-2007, 04:05 PM
That's what makes it special.

lamb_servant72
06-05-2007, 06:03 PM
Wait...why are we stealing them again?

DarkestRose
06-05-2007, 07:48 PM
We lost focus. It was because Ben liked Oregon and I thought it'd be cool to keep him bit longer. Then we moved on to Korey because she's small. And then everybody.

bob
06-05-2007, 08:13 PM
Wait...why are we stealing them again?

Why aren't we? :P

DarkestRose
06-05-2007, 11:12 PM
Maybe we can make them sleep. There was a dicussion on another thread where it was discussed that they a month rest. So we should take them some place restful.

lamb_servant72
06-06-2007, 03:18 AM
Oooohhh...I see. I think Korey would really like the Chattahoochee, and the Barnes and Nobles and Starbucks near my place. Yet, as Korey sips and reads in quiet solitude, there would be plenty of crazy stuff for John and Lori to do. Now Ben, I'm not so sure. He does seem more like the Oregon type. Do we want to seperate the band?

Oh, and Kaity, don't forget the Skittles like last time...or I might just have to demote you.

bob
06-06-2007, 03:36 AM
I wonder if Skillet would enjoy a theme park . . . we should take them on a roller coaster!

lamb_servant72
06-06-2007, 04:11 AM
That's what I'm talking about. Six Flags over GA is 20 min from my house. I believe they are up to nine coasters now. And, there is a kiddie land for Alex! I heart The Scorcher!!!

Punkchick_002
06-06-2007, 08:07 AM
Oooohhh...I see. I think Korey would really like the Chattahoochee, and the Barnes and Nobles and Starbucks near my place. Yet, as Korey sips and reads in quiet solitude, there would be plenty of crazy stuff for John and Lori to do. Now Ben, I'm not so sure. He does seem more like the Oregon type. Do we want to seperate the band?

Oh, and Kaity, don't forget the Skittles like last time...or I might just have to demote you.
Don't worry, I'll get SEVERAL king sizes, and a BIG bag if they make them!!!!!!!

The Lamma
06-06-2007, 05:13 PM
I'll bring down some Canadian goodies...If I can find any. :P

lamb_servant72
06-09-2007, 04:26 PM
You have exactly one week to get here. Start walking.

The Lamma
06-09-2007, 08:33 PM
Oh dear...I'll just work for 6 days and then fly down. :P

DarkestRose
06-10-2007, 12:02 AM
Where is here? South Georgia?

bob
06-10-2007, 12:05 AM
Maybe if I set up a trap for them. I could dig a whole, cover it with leaves and branches, then hang a coffee machine a few feet above it. I know I'd have to at least catch Ben. 1/4 is 25% of the band! :D

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 05:08 AM
Oh dear...I'll just work for 6 days and then fly down. :P

Won't your arms get tired?

Oh, I haven't changed my location. Hee Hee.

Here is Atlanta.

And James, if you do that before the 16th, I'm going to dig them out so they can atleast play Atlantafest, first!

Joelle
06-10-2007, 06:23 AM
i'm going to bribe them.

alorian
06-10-2007, 10:16 AM
If I knew where he got them. Hot Topic probably, which is too expensive to me.

The shirt he was wearing the last time I saw him in concert was from Pacsun

alorian
06-10-2007, 10:27 AM
I'm offering sat-on, sweated on doughnuts

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 02:00 PM
You're on Bob's team, then.

bob
06-10-2007, 02:04 PM
Team mate? :D

DarkestRose
06-10-2007, 02:33 PM
I'm on Lisa's team. She's an ENFP and has great ideas.

Joelle
06-10-2007, 04:13 PM
you know...this is SOOOO weird...but funny

DarkestRose
06-10-2007, 04:20 PM
Weirder/funnier if that band read this and knew their fans were plotting to steal them.

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 04:29 PM
We might all be banned from the concerts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkestRose
06-10-2007, 05:19 PM
Only if they can picture I.D. us.

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 05:44 PM
I'm on Lisa's team. She's an ENFP and has great ideas.

Yeah, but Lisa is ENFP and has no follow through. Who do we need for the follow through?

DarkestRose
06-10-2007, 05:55 PM
Luckily, this is so far a plan that nobody REALLY plans to have follow-through on. If we did I think Skillet would be justified in having restraining orders against us. And they'd be smart to watch out for the sporadically placed dangling coffee cup or Skittle's trail.

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 06:10 PM
True. And, I really don't want to banned from Saturday's show. Skillet and Six Flags in one day...will go down as one of my favorite days of my life.

Plus, I haven't timed how long it takes to paddle from my house to Six Flags. And, since I am ENFP, I'll probably get distracted and procrastinate, and I'll never get around to doing it.

So, there we will be on Saturday...paddling away...dusk falls...the skeeters start biting...we can't find Bob's ferry anywhere. The skittles have melted, but of course the coffees still hot because it's over 100 degrees.

Alorian's soggy doughnuts have long been eaten, and we got tired of paddling around with him in the boat, so we throw him overboard...since all he brought was soggy doughnuts.

The stars start to come out...and it suddenly dawns on us that we should have pulled up at the concert hours ago. Somehow, while I was distracted watching dragonflies, and you were trying to keep Kaity from throwing her clothes into the river (in anticipation of putting on Korey's clothes), we missed Bob.

Then we see a flashing light and realize our boat has been boarded and Kaity is being handcuffed for only having her underclothes on in public...

lamb_servant72
06-10-2007, 06:12 PM
...Oh! Those weren't dragonflies!! That was Lamma flying overhead! Yay...he made it afterall!...

alorian
06-10-2007, 11:11 PM
Teammate indeed bob :D

DarkestRose
06-11-2007, 01:54 AM
Sounds like that's how things are going down.

bob
06-11-2007, 07:36 AM
I say we take a mulligan.

The Lamma
06-11-2007, 09:09 AM
...Oh! Those weren't dragonflies!! That was Lamma flying overhead! Yay...he made it afterall!...

Whew...Next time remind to buy those funky angel wings at Wal-Mart next time... Puff, puff... I did get some good over-head video of the band though.:D :P

lamb_servant72
06-11-2007, 04:21 PM
Well, that certainly would explain why it took you so long to find us. If you were videoing, you only had one arm available for flapping, so you were flying in circles!

Now, who's going to get Kaity out of jail?

The Lamma
06-11-2007, 04:27 PM
Huff, puff...I'll fly through the window with a blow-torch...Puff huff...

DarkestRose
06-11-2007, 04:31 PM
I suppose we should all chip in together.

The Lamma
06-11-2007, 04:34 PM
I feel like I look like Pit from Kid Icarus... And who is going in the wood-chipper?!?!

lamb_servant72
06-11-2007, 04:42 PM
*bends over to pick something up*

Lamma, is this your arm?!

I don't think we should chip in...I think Bob and Seth should do it.

We did all of the rowing, for nothing! Bob could have hollered or shined a light or something!! But, no, he sits there obsessed with playing with his hair gel so his hair will stand up, and let's us paddle right by.

The Lamma
06-11-2007, 04:44 PM
My arm?? Where??

And don't forget, I did all the flying, puff puff.

lamb_servant72
06-11-2007, 05:00 PM
Exactly my point. How can you be expected to help with only one arm?!

The Lamma
06-11-2007, 07:09 PM
Where'd it go?

bob
06-11-2007, 07:28 PM
It's not a matter of "where" it's a matter of "how". :P

You can't ask "where" it is since it doesn't exist. Duh.

DarkestRose
06-11-2007, 07:47 PM
Well, wait until his arm grows back. Doesn't that work for starfish?

Punkchick_002
06-11-2007, 08:19 PM
Well, that certainly would explain why it took you so long to find us. If you were videoing, you only had one arm available for flapping, so you were flying in circles!

Now, who's going to get Kaity out of jail?

Wait....I'm going to jail.....when did this happen????? Um....Yeah...my mom is going to kill me........oh great....now this will go on my record and i'll never get to go to college.......WONDERFUL!

bob
06-11-2007, 09:51 PM
Lamma's a starfish? :o

DarkestRose
06-11-2007, 10:09 PM
No. He just probably has starfish abilities.

bob
06-11-2007, 10:21 PM
Now that you mention it, he does seem rather starfish-like.

DarkestRose
06-11-2007, 11:02 PM
Of course.

And I'm a cat.

lamb_servant72
06-12-2007, 03:43 AM
Yes, and I'm a bear...now, Lamma, I handed you your arm back on post 109...what did you do with it?!

Jennifer! What are you doing with Lamma's arm?!

The Lamma
06-12-2007, 11:28 AM
Lisa, you picked it up, but you never gave it to me.>:( Now what am I going to do? And Bob, if I'm a llama with a skillet head and I can fly, I've probably got starfish in me. :P

DarkestRose
06-12-2007, 12:00 PM
Well, it's on my profile pic (the cat-ness)

The Lamma
06-12-2007, 08:01 PM
So you're like a were-cat?

DarkestRose
06-12-2007, 09:34 PM
So you're like a were-cat?

Much so...meow!

DarkestRose
06-13-2007, 07:28 PM
Back on track though. Are we taking Ben to Oregon, thus seperating him from the band? I mean, the original plan, which we lost track of, was to bring him to Timmy's coffeehouse because he likes it in Oregon.

alorian
06-14-2007, 08:08 AM
Heheheheheheheheheheheheh.............

Punkchick_002
07-08-2007, 06:16 PM
Well.....if Ben likes it in Oregon, then I sould move up there, then we could bring the WHOLE band, and just hang out! Then I could go with MY plan, steal Koreys clothes, and head somewhere FAR away!!!! Or *gets idea* sneak on to their bus...IT IS BRILLIANT! Then, while they are sitting in the living room type thing, jump out....well not JUMP out, but come out, they might kick me off and call the cops if i jump out! Then SOMEONE will have to bail me out of jail...but who?

DarkestRose
07-08-2007, 07:09 PM
Or find a spider, genetically alter it, have it bite John Cooper and he'll become Spider-Man! Then he can just web-sling everywhere.

Punkchick_002
07-09-2007, 04:12 AM
I could do that......muhahahahahahahahahaha :evil:

earthfiregurl
07-09-2007, 04:22 PM
have it bite John Cooper and he'll become Spider-Man!

Bet he'd be happy!!!

DarkestRose
07-09-2007, 07:59 PM
I think it would be a good side-hobby for him; being a superhero.

Punkchick_002
07-12-2007, 06:38 AM
Yeah.....rockstar by day, spider-man by night!

DarkestRose
07-12-2007, 11:52 AM
Well, their shows are at night. So it'd be Spider-Man by day, rock star by night.

Punkchick_002
07-12-2007, 02:34 PM
True!