For those of you newbies this is a continued thread so you'll catch on ;D
The person was the leader of the chickens...
09-21-2003, 12:59 PM
and he was a very good leader too!
But he became corrupt and was turned into Chicken stew which John ate... ;D
The cats then set the Mexican Army loose on Guatamala!!!
Bush called the cats the Axess of Evil which angered the cats
The cats opened a construction company where thwy built most Swanky houses ;D
And yet, cats don't have opposeable thumbs!!! :o :o
09-22-2003, 10:55 AM
the cats suddenly felt very self concious of their lack of thumbs
09-22-2003, 11:58 AM
And they died shortly there after. The End............I Love happy endings. :)
** Purg **
Ooh. I like that ending. :)
09-22-2003, 02:19 PM
I don't. I like the thumbless cats! They can't die.
09-23-2003, 02:17 AM
The thumbless cats were buried.
As they were being buried...a strange object flashed overhead...
09-23-2003, 04:25 AM
it was the original spaceship!!
09-23-2003, 11:11 AM
...the one from the AY thread. :o "how did that get here?" said the voice from the sky.
then the book closed due to a lack of interest by The Reader. The Reader then picked up a different, less random book entitled "The Skillet-Fried Day".
09-23-2003, 04:00 PM
Then Skelfy spilled orange juice All over the book she didnt own, and had .........
had to wipe it up with one of the thumbless cats. :) The cat freaked and...
09-23-2003, 04:07 PM
GREW BACK ITS THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! skelfy was so amazed she....
She decided to make a lot of money off of the silly cat.
She named the cat...
09-23-2003, 04:10 PM
Mr. Bloomers.. and then she trained it to...
Juggle skillets, and open milk cartons.
Mr. Bloomers liked to...
09-23-2003, 04:16 PM
yell in the middle of the night, skelfy was just about to kick him when Mr. Bloomers talked!
He said, "What? I didn't do anything! It was the penguin next door!!"
The penguin's name was Sir Reginald Featherbottom the III and he liked to eat...
09-23-2003, 04:19 PM
pizza, skelfy was so confused, then she saw that mr bloomers wasnt a kitty at all he was a..........
Little rabid mutant raccoon...
Mr. Bloomers jumped at Skelfy and she...
09-23-2003, 04:21 PM
got down on her knees, praying that God would heal Mr. Bloomers....
then... Mr. Bloomers turned into an adorable little kitten and said...
09-23-2003, 04:25 PM
I passed the test..... ::) ;)
Skelfy was confused, "What test? There was a test?"
Then she turned and screamed, in the door was...
09-23-2003, 04:27 PM
THE MSN BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!
(No need for all Caps.)
The butterfly picked up her dirty clothes and cleaned the bathroom. "Can't have viruses, now can we?" Then he...
09-23-2003, 04:30 PM
tripped over mr bloomers who was....
Standing doing nothing but looking at Sir Reginald Featherbottom the III who was pointing at...
09-23-2003, 04:33 PM
The penguin said "Why is the crazy man dressed funny?"
The man replied "Because Im crazy"
09-24-2003, 12:05 PM
a psychatrist was called...
The crazy man was sedated and then the cats cam back ;D
09-24-2003, 05:49 PM
which caused the mice to run away again
09-27-2003, 05:59 AM
Skelfy then got online later to see that people had been making up a story about her. Interesting. *yes this is a part of the story*
SO THEN SKELFY...
jumpedoutofthestoryandletsomeoneelsestartanewsente nce. HEHE.
The next sentence was a great sentence which made the cats happy...
09-28-2003, 09:06 PM
because it declared a day of feasting!
09-28-2003, 09:48 PM
I cant believe its not butter said
I want Cheese and Skittles!!! ;D
10-12-2003, 02:39 AM
I like cheese
So then the US government plotted to steal all the cheese from Etheopia...
10-12-2003, 10:03 AM
...Leaving Etheopia cheeseless.
But Ethopia still has cheese, while Etheopia is cheeseless...
10-12-2003, 10:29 AM
....making Ethopia and the US luckier nations than Etheopia.
10-12-2003, 02:04 PM
Which makes me wonder what in the world this story is about. But also causes me to tell the president to give back all the cheese we took from etheopia because etheopia didn't want to be cheeseless.
So the thumbless cats planned to steal the cheese (read page 3) ;D
But first the cats had to create a cure for Lactose intolerance since they were Lactose Intolerent ;D (I know I splelled that wroong) ::)
10-17-2003, 05:09 AM
10-17-2003, 06:12 AM
to do this, they had to kidnap a team of research scientists
This message was relayed to the Chinnese Army and they planned to destroy the cats lab in Ethiopia because the cats cannot become un-lactoce intolerant
10-17-2003, 09:10 AM
so the cats within hello kitty factories everywhere countered with...
Cheese they filled the enimies weapons with chhese :P
This somewhat stopped the army and gave Bob his 350th post
10-18-2003, 04:59 AM
which I intend to take! muahaaahaaa! *lightning*
Then the Ravens game came on and Bob left *poof*
10-23-2003, 11:19 AM
All of the sudden Bob changed his name is Alfred Harrison and everyone got confused as I am now. ???
Bob got sued and had to change his name back
11-18-2003, 07:44 AM
the lawyers involved in the suit got tons of money and spent it on...
11-18-2003, 12:34 PM
The new COLLIDE release! (a wise investment!)
11-18-2003, 12:38 PM
Soon the entire planet was being taken over by panheads. :D
11-18-2003, 01:13 PM
They made skillets teh new global cookware.
11-18-2003, 01:17 PM
And John became the President!
11-18-2003, 01:21 PM
However, national affairs soon began limiting his touring opportunities, so....
they moved the tour to Memphis ;D
11-18-2003, 04:29 PM
And John got someone else to do all the important stuff of being president, while he toured around and just totally rocked out.
John provided a guitar of choice (Bass or Electric) to everyone in the US
11-19-2003, 08:56 AM
the panheads in Europe got really upset
So they created an amy of thumbless cats (see page 3) and prepared...
11-19-2003, 12:34 PM
To kidnap John until he agreed to rule everywhere, and not in just the US, so panheads worldwide could share the joy.
All the Panheads Moved to Mars and Mars was renamed Planet Panhead which they reshaped into the shape of a Frying Pan... On this Planet Skillet Concerts were done 24/7....
11-19-2003, 12:55 PM
And since everyone was being slowly converted into panheads, eventually the earth was completely deserted and everyone lived on Planet Panhead.
Alex had thrn Grew Up and had Become the Second Bass Player for Skillet ;D
11-19-2003, 07:09 PM
All of the other bands began to feel slightly neglected cuz they didn't have planets of their own
So they then all moved to Pluto and renamed it planet Blank ;D
11-19-2003, 08:33 PM
but then everyone felt really disconnected from each other, adn people missed each other... :'(
So they moved Blank inside Planet panhead and it looked like the frying pan was cooking Scrambled eggs. ;D
11-20-2003, 07:13 AM
then a giant alien wanted some scrambled eggs so he took Blank out of Planet Panhead and ate it...
11-20-2003, 08:24 AM
creating a mass panic for skillet to take care of...
11-20-2003, 10:38 AM
Me and my husband whence the wedding occurs.
We live in.........
Panheadville which is on Planet Panhead in this town....
11-21-2003, 12:03 PM
Of grand Rapids where a convention takes place in a.......
11-21-2003, 12:59 PM
Skillet-shaped arena. This was *the* place to hold concerts...
Where people were blown back 5 feet because Skillet played so loud....
11-22-2003, 01:17 PM
and some people who had bad hearing before became permanetlly deaf.
However, I invented a machine which helps people to hear called..........
The I love Skillet Machine which makes Skillet sound 5000 times louder ;D
11-22-2003, 04:23 PM
and the people who hated them banded together against the panheads, and we........
Poked them throwing them completley off guard....
11-22-2003, 04:27 PM
They called the president of Peru's son whose name was......
Bob Smiley and he smiled alot and this made them Mad...
11-22-2003, 04:32 PM
With a capital "M".
The evil panhead haters are called....
Panhead haters which they were poked fun of for having sucha lame name... (that rhymed)
11-24-2003, 02:29 PM
so tehy hired a PR expert to give them a new name and image :)
11-24-2003, 02:40 PM
buuut....he couldnt think of one so they fired him...
11-24-2003, 02:58 PM
and refused to pay him for the time invested, so he was out on the streets with nothing to eat
11-24-2003, 03:12 PM
then someone gave him a Skillet cd & he became a fellow panhead himself
11-24-2003, 03:16 PM
but he was still hungry.... and at this point, nameless!
11-24-2003, 03:21 PM
(haha! still nameless) Ralph began to sing songs from the Skillet cd on the streets to earn enuf money for a Big-n-Tasty from McDonalds
11-24-2003, 03:26 PM
then he realizes that Burger King would taste so much better, so....
11-24-2003, 03:29 PM
he walks the extra 5 blocks to the nearest Burger King & gets his eat on like he has not
But then the IRS agents came and Ralph didn't have his Tax money because he had spent it on food
11-26-2003, 06:01 AM
so they arrest himand trow him in prison
So he played Skillet and broke the walls down
11-26-2003, 06:08 AM
and he runs for safety to the nearest Burger King (ok.. ok... to get something to eat)
He found out Burger King doesn't make Egg McMuffins
11-26-2003, 06:19 AM
so he starts a big figth at the Burger King
And he buys it with money that doesnt exsist
11-26-2003, 06:27 AM
The burgerfrier looks at the money, to his horror he finds out it doesn't exsist. "help! the aliens have come!" he shouts.
11-26-2003, 01:13 PM
All of the customers in Burger King gasped and started freaking out.
11-26-2003, 07:02 PM
All the local news reporters & stations come down!...
Then the X-Files people came and a CD player in the back yells "ITS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED!!!" And a guitar solo starts...
11-30-2003, 01:22 PM
& then the X-Files ppl & everyone else except for Skillet panheads run out of the building...
And the panheads stole all the food behind the counter and ate it... Bob then apologized for it on TV and went to a Skillet concert...
11-30-2003, 03:28 PM
the FBI saw Bob on tv adn went after him..
So Bob went to his house on Mars and hid there...
12-05-2003, 08:13 AM
but he got lost adn ended up on pluto
where he built another house...
12-05-2003, 09:00 AM
and promptly got frostbite ccuz it's so cold
So Skillet came and played and broke the planet apart from playing so loud...
12-05-2003, 09:46 AM
this sent little random pieces of pluto flying through the atmopshere!
Skillet felt sorry for blowing Bob's home into itsy bitsy pieces so they let him go on tour with them...
12-05-2003, 09:54 AM
Bob was put in charge of the mosh pit
Which he made 10 times better... ;D
12-06-2003, 06:20 AM
but the fbi found Bob
But they let him go after he started a Mosh Pit in the court and everyone thought it was cool....
12-24-2003, 07:52 PM
and met some cool alien dudes whose fav song was...
12-24-2003, 07:52 PM
but continued mosh pitting at every skillet concert...
12-24-2003, 08:54 PM
my obsession & thats all they ever played on their radio stations...
12-24-2003, 09:17 PM
they all became obsessed with pink flamingos
so they stole all the pink flamingos from Earth which...
12-25-2003, 08:23 AM
caused a worldwide invasion of pink flamingo stealers who...
12-25-2003, 12:33 PM
trained the pink flamingos to mosh pit to skillet...
12-25-2003, 12:44 PM
and take OVER THE WORLD!!
12-25-2003, 12:58 PM
unleashed the flamingos durring a skillet concert...
12-25-2003, 01:03 PM
And the flamingos broke Ben's guitar string.
12-25-2003, 01:07 PM
stoped playing and hit the flamingo over the heag with his guitar. then all the panheads got mad and...
12-25-2003, 01:15 PM
BLEW UP the flamingos.
The people who unleashed the flamingos...
12-25-2003, 01:18 PM
were furious! so they unplugged Skillet's sound. Skillet's sound guys...
12-25-2003, 01:20 PM
tried to blow up the panheads for killing their presious flamingos...
12-25-2003, 01:22 PM
but the panheads were already moshing so hard that they just decided to get outta there & try & find some more flamingos...
so they went to Antarctica and found...
12-25-2003, 06:16 PM
this strange species called the penguin...
they made friends with the penguins and went to...
12-26-2003, 10:29 AM
...Antartica, where the penguins are from. The penguins showed them around and then they...
12-26-2003, 11:01 AM
they went to the X-box and started to play Halo
12-27-2003, 10:31 AM
Then they got tired of that.
12-27-2003, 10:52 AM
they......ate some pizza
12-27-2003, 10:53 AM
which was good.
12-27-2003, 11:10 AM
had no chesse .. so they
12-27-2003, 11:19 AM
Decided to get some from the store.
At the store...
12-27-2003, 11:19 AM
went to the store. Suddenly out of no where,
12-27-2003, 11:36 AM
Came a llama.
The llama said...
The llama asked for a Pepsi so they...
12-27-2003, 04:07 PM
gave him a coke thinking he wouldnt know the diff but the llama...
12-27-2003, 04:14 PM
for endless amounts of pepsi to be givin to him for free...
and he ended up winning...
12-27-2003, 04:19 PM
and the llama's name was george...george got a lot of pepsi from his lawsuit...
12-27-2003, 04:20 PM
the penguins & their new found friends just left to...
12-27-2003, 04:33 PM
where they went looking for a kool rawk band but...
12-27-2003, 04:40 PM
they couldn't find any cooler then skillet...
12-27-2003, 04:55 PM
so they decided to head to Europe in time for their European tour...
12-28-2003, 08:54 AM
But only a few people in Europe besides England could understand them.
went to Austrailia and...
12-28-2003, 11:22 AM
...started a band of their own called......
12-28-2003, 05:53 PM
but people thought they were coping off of skillet so they renamed the band nitendo...
12-29-2003, 09:51 AM
And a bunch of video game freaks came to their concerts thinking it was a video game convention.
They were very dissapointed because it was REAL music instead of computer generated music.
hacked into the sound system and...
12-29-2003, 10:12 AM
tryied to play video games on it.
But they got shocked instead.
went to Wal Mart to get...
12-29-2003, 10:23 AM
...a computer so they could hack into the sound system and force THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE to play video games.
the penguins to get angry, so the penguins...
12-29-2003, 10:32 AM
made a pact to band together, and destroy every video game system in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!
Which in turn caused the video game freaks to....
run to Mars where they disturbed Bobs sleep and Bob...
12-30-2003, 08:49 AM
got so angry that he destroyed their game boys...
12-30-2003, 12:18 PM
then the game freaks were furious! so they...
12-30-2003, 04:49 PM
put on pink dresses, held hands and skipped...
12-30-2003, 04:51 PM
down to the mall, where they promptly bought themselves some useless objects and....
12-30-2003, 04:52 PM
stuck them up thier noses
12-30-2003, 04:54 PM
But that got uncomfortable after a while, so they blew all the junk out of their noses and decided to...
12-30-2003, 05:08 PM
buy some stocks in Kleenex.
01-01-2004, 08:36 AM
used all the money from their kleenex stock to make a new video game system...
01-01-2004, 11:36 AM
called "THE UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROLER" system.
01-01-2004, 12:07 PM
tried to stop everyone from listening to Skillet and to make them only play nintendo systems all day long...
01-02-2004, 10:16 AM
...but it didn't really work, so...
01-02-2004, 12:06 PM
they decided to attend a Skillet concert just to see what all the "hype" is about.
01-02-2004, 04:00 PM
and they fell in love with skillet and felt really bad about the "Universal Remote Control"...
01-02-2004, 05:38 PM
So then they had a Universal Remote Control re-call...
01-03-2004, 08:25 AM
however, they had nowhere to put the now-defunct URCs, so they built a.....
01-03-2004, 10:20 AM
...spaceship to fly to the moon so they could...
01-03-2004, 11:11 AM
dispose of all the URC's...
01-03-2004, 01:03 PM
however, the weight of the URCs threw the moon out of orbit, sending it hurtling towards Mars
01-03-2004, 05:41 PM
& that was where bob lived so bob...
01-03-2004, 06:00 PM
bob becomes a super hero and...
01-03-2004, 06:06 PM
so bob flew back to earth...
01-03-2004, 08:25 PM
forgot to put the moon back, leaving it zooming towards outter space!!! :o
01-11-2004, 11:41 AM
It bounced off the sun, then went back into its normal orbit.
The Panheads were....
01-11-2004, 08:04 PM
stunned that it didnt' burn up in the sun... the reason for this was....
01-11-2004, 08:12 PM
some very long and complicated reason that neither you nor I can fathom, so shrugging their shoulders they began to sing a hobbit song...however...
Sauron came and stole the ring from Bob, who...
01-15-2004, 05:09 PM
tried to steal it back but...
01-15-2004, 05:13 PM
Farted in his general direction.
01-15-2004, 10:56 PM
Ran away screaming and dropped the ring, so Bob picked it up and...
killed the Orcs and ran to...
02-07-2004, 07:05 PM
to the bathroom...
02-09-2004, 01:00 PM
and flushed it down the toilet!
Than he realized he needed it and jumped into the septic tank and...
02-11-2004, 07:21 PM
03-14-2004, 06:12 PM
Then Frodo came and gave him mouth to mouth resucitation but...
Read the Bible and pray everyday.
03-14-2004, 09:39 PM
it didn't work because the stinch suffocated Frodo......
03-15-2004, 07:56 PM
but thankfully frodo survived and pray to God and had the strength to endure the smell....
03-23-2004, 12:41 PM
And Frodo ran out of the room to fetch Gollum and Gollum...
03-23-2004, 01:07 PM
gollum could stand the stinch and gave mouth to mouth too bob...
03-23-2004, 03:20 PM
But after a while, Gollum grew tired...
03-23-2004, 07:12 PM
and they both died.
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