bob
09-21-2003, 07:32 AM
For those of you newbies this is a continued thread so you'll catch on ;D


The person was the leader of the chickens...

stageboy101
09-21-2003, 12:59 PM
and he was a very good leader too!

bob
09-22-2003, 10:25 AM
But he became corrupt and was turned into Chicken stew which John ate... ;D

kat
09-22-2003, 10:25 AM
Poor John.

bob
09-22-2003, 10:27 AM
The cats then set the Mexican Army loose on Guatamala!!!

kat
09-22-2003, 10:29 AM
Poor Guatemala!

bob
09-22-2003, 10:34 AM
Bush called the cats the Axess of Evil which angered the cats

kat
09-22-2003, 10:36 AM
Poor Axis of Evil!

bob
09-22-2003, 10:49 AM
The cats opened a construction company where thwy built most Swanky houses ;D

kat
09-22-2003, 10:50 AM
And yet, cats don't have opposeable thumbs!!! :o :o

airguitarrockin
09-22-2003, 10:55 AM
the cats suddenly felt very self concious of their lack of thumbs

kat
09-22-2003, 10:56 AM
Ha... nice save. ;)

audio_addict
09-22-2003, 11:58 AM
And they died shortly there after. The End............I Love happy endings. :)

** Purg **

kat
09-22-2003, 01:04 PM
Ooh. I like that ending. :)

middlearth
09-22-2003, 02:19 PM
I don't. I like the thumbless cats! They can't die.

skelfy
09-23-2003, 02:17 AM
SOOO

The thumbless cats were buried.

As they were being buried...a strange object flashed overhead...

airguitarrockin
09-23-2003, 04:25 AM
it was the original spaceship!!

unshakeable15
09-23-2003, 11:11 AM
...the one from the AY thread. :o "how did that get here?" said the voice from the sky.

then the book closed due to a lack of interest by The Reader. The Reader then picked up a different, less random book entitled "The Skillet-Fried Day".

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:00 PM
Then Skelfy spilled orange juice All over the book she didnt own, and had .........

kat
09-23-2003, 04:05 PM
had to wipe it up with one of the thumbless cats. :) The cat freaked and...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:07 PM
GREW BACK ITS THUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! skelfy was so amazed she....

kat
09-23-2003, 04:08 PM
She decided to make a lot of money off of the silly cat.

She named the cat...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:10 PM
Mr. Bloomers.. and then she trained it to...

kat
09-23-2003, 04:14 PM
Juggle skillets, and open milk cartons.

Mr. Bloomers liked to...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:16 PM
yell in the middle of the night, skelfy was just about to kick him when Mr. Bloomers talked!

kat
09-23-2003, 04:18 PM
He said, "What? I didn't do anything! It was the penguin next door!!"

The penguin's name was Sir Reginald Featherbottom the III and he liked to eat...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:19 PM
pizza, skelfy was so confused, then she saw that mr bloomers wasnt a kitty at all he was a..........

kat
09-23-2003, 04:20 PM
Little rabid mutant raccoon...

Mr. Bloomers jumped at Skelfy and she...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:21 PM
got down on her knees, praying that God would heal Mr. Bloomers....

kat
09-23-2003, 04:25 PM
then... Mr. Bloomers turned into an adorable little kitten and said...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:25 PM
I passed the test..... ::) ;)

kat
09-23-2003, 04:26 PM
Skelfy was confused, "What test? There was a test?"

Then she turned and screamed, in the door was...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:27 PM
THE MSN BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!!

kat
09-23-2003, 04:28 PM
(No need for all Caps.)

The butterfly picked up her dirty clothes and cleaned the bathroom. "Can't have viruses, now can we?" Then he...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:30 PM
tripped over mr bloomers who was....

kat
09-23-2003, 04:31 PM
Standing doing nothing but looking at Sir Reginald Featherbottom the III who was pointing at...

aliengirlrocks
09-23-2003, 04:33 PM
the butterfly.

kat
09-23-2003, 04:34 PM
The penguin said "Why is the crazy man dressed funny?"

bob
09-24-2003, 10:12 AM
The man replied "Because Im crazy"

airguitarrockin
09-24-2003, 12:05 PM
a psychatrist was called...

bob
09-24-2003, 04:20 PM
The crazy man was sedated and then the cats cam back ;D

airguitarrockin
09-24-2003, 05:49 PM
which caused the mice to run away again

skelfy
09-27-2003, 05:59 AM
Skelfy then got online later to see that people had been making up a story about her. Interesting. *yes this is a part of the story*

SO THEN SKELFY...

jumpedoutofthestoryandletsomeoneelsestartanewsente nce. HEHE.

bob
09-27-2003, 08:25 AM
The next sentence was a great sentence which made the cats happy...

airguitarrockin
09-28-2003, 09:06 PM
because it declared a day of feasting!

audio_addict
09-28-2003, 09:48 PM
I cant believe its not butter said

bob
10-12-2003, 02:23 AM
I want Cheese and Skittles!!! ;D

cindergurl
10-12-2003, 02:39 AM
I like cheese

bob
10-12-2003, 02:41 AM
So then the US government plotted to steal all the cheese from Etheopia...

cherrypanhead
10-12-2003, 10:03 AM
...Leaving Etheopia cheeseless.

kat
10-12-2003, 10:06 AM
But Ethopia still has cheese, while Etheopia is cheeseless...

cherrypanhead
10-12-2003, 10:29 AM
....making Ethopia and the US luckier nations than Etheopia.

middlearth
10-12-2003, 02:04 PM
Which makes me wonder what in the world this story is about. But also causes me to tell the president to give back all the cheese we took from etheopia because etheopia didn't want to be cheeseless.

bob
10-13-2003, 07:05 AM
So the thumbless cats planned to steal the cheese (read page 3) ;D

bob
10-17-2003, 04:46 AM
But first the cats had to create a cure for Lactose intolerance since they were Lactose Intolerent ;D (I know I splelled that wroong) ::)

cindergurl
10-17-2003, 05:09 AM
meow!!

airguitarrockin
10-17-2003, 06:12 AM
to do this, they had to kidnap a team of research scientists

bob
10-17-2003, 06:12 AM
This message was relayed to the Chinnese Army and they planned to destroy the cats lab in Ethiopia because the cats cannot become un-lactoce intolerant

alorian
10-17-2003, 09:10 AM
so the cats within hello kitty factories everywhere countered with...

bob
10-18-2003, 12:27 AM
Cheese they filled the enimies weapons with chhese :P

bob
10-18-2003, 12:28 AM
This somewhat stopped the army and gave Bob his 350th post

cindergurl
10-18-2003, 04:59 AM
which I intend to take! muahaaahaaa! *lightning*

bob
10-19-2003, 02:02 AM
Then the Ravens game came on and Bob left *poof*

skelfy
10-23-2003, 11:19 AM
All of the sudden Bob changed his name is Alfred Harrison and everyone got confused as I am now. ???

bob
11-01-2003, 09:05 AM
Bob got sued and had to change his name back

doormonkey
11-18-2003, 07:44 AM
the lawyers involved in the suit got tons of money and spent it on...

airguitarrockin
11-18-2003, 12:34 PM
The new COLLIDE release! (a wise investment!)

skillets_alien
11-18-2003, 12:38 PM
Soon the entire planet was being taken over by panheads. :D

airguitarrockin
11-18-2003, 01:13 PM
They made skillets teh new global cookware.

skillets_alien
11-18-2003, 01:17 PM
And John became the President!

airguitarrockin
11-18-2003, 01:21 PM
However, national affairs soon began limiting his touring opportunities, so....

bob
11-18-2003, 01:58 PM
they moved the tour to Memphis ;D

skillets_alien
11-18-2003, 04:29 PM
And John got someone else to do all the important stuff of being president, while he toured around and just totally rocked out.

bob
11-18-2003, 07:38 PM
John provided a guitar of choice (Bass or Electric) to everyone in the US

bluenote
11-19-2003, 08:56 AM
the panheads in Europe got really upset

bob
11-19-2003, 09:02 AM
So they created an amy of thumbless cats (see page 3) and prepared...

skillets_alien
11-19-2003, 12:34 PM
To kidnap John until he agreed to rule everywhere, and not in just the US, so panheads worldwide could share the joy.

bob
11-19-2003, 12:54 PM
All the Panheads Moved to Mars and Mars was renamed Planet Panhead which they reshaped into the shape of a Frying Pan... On this Planet Skillet Concerts were done 24/7....

skillets_alien
11-19-2003, 12:55 PM
And since everyone was being slowly converted into panheads, eventually the earth was completely deserted and everyone lived on Planet Panhead.

bob
11-19-2003, 12:57 PM
Alex had thrn Grew Up and had Become the Second Bass Player for Skillet ;D

airguitarrockin
11-19-2003, 07:09 PM
All of the other bands began to feel slightly neglected cuz they didn't have planets of their own

bob
11-19-2003, 07:33 PM
So they then all moved to Pluto and renamed it planet Blank ;D

airguitarrockin
11-19-2003, 08:33 PM
but then everyone felt really disconnected from each other, adn people missed each other... :'(

bob
11-20-2003, 06:06 AM
So they moved Blank inside Planet panhead and it looked like the frying pan was cooking Scrambled eggs. ;D

doormonkey
11-20-2003, 07:13 AM
then a giant alien wanted some scrambled eggs so he took Blank out of Planet Panhead and ate it...

airguitarrockin
11-20-2003, 08:24 AM
creating a mass panic for skillet to take care of...

kittygirl
11-20-2003, 10:38 AM
Me and my husband whence the wedding occurs.
We live in.........

bob
11-20-2003, 03:18 PM
Panheadville which is on Planet Panhead in this town....

kittygirl
11-21-2003, 12:03 PM
Of grand Rapids where a convention takes place in a.......

skillets_alien
11-21-2003, 12:59 PM
Skillet-shaped arena. This was *the* place to hold concerts...

bob
11-22-2003, 10:24 AM
Where people were blown back 5 feet because Skillet played so loud....

kittygirl
11-22-2003, 01:17 PM
and some people who had bad hearing before became permanetlly deaf.
However, I invented a machine which helps people to hear called..........

bob
11-22-2003, 01:30 PM
The I love Skillet Machine which makes Skillet sound 5000 times louder ;D

kittygirl
11-22-2003, 04:23 PM
and the people who hated them banded together against the panheads, and we........

bob
11-22-2003, 04:25 PM
Poked them throwing them completley off guard....

kittygirl
11-22-2003, 04:27 PM
They called the president of Peru's son whose name was......

bob
11-22-2003, 04:30 PM
Bob Smiley and he smiled alot and this made them Mad...

kittygirl
11-22-2003, 04:32 PM
With a capital "M".
The evil panhead haters are called....

bob
11-24-2003, 10:03 AM
Panhead haters which they were poked fun of for having sucha lame name... (that rhymed)

airguitarrockin
11-24-2003, 02:29 PM
so tehy hired a PR expert to give them a new name and image :)

pachanga
11-24-2003, 02:40 PM
buuut....he couldnt think of one so they fired him...

airguitarrockin
11-24-2003, 02:58 PM
and refused to pay him for the time invested, so he was out on the streets with nothing to eat

pachanga
11-24-2003, 03:12 PM
then someone gave him a Skillet cd & he became a fellow panhead himself

airguitarrockin
11-24-2003, 03:16 PM
but he was still hungry.... and at this point, nameless!

pachanga
11-24-2003, 03:21 PM
(haha! still nameless) Ralph began to sing songs from the Skillet cd on the streets to earn enuf money for a Big-n-Tasty from McDonalds

airguitarrockin
11-24-2003, 03:26 PM
then he realizes that Burger King would taste so much better, so....

pachanga
11-24-2003, 03:29 PM
he walks the extra 5 blocks to the nearest Burger King & gets his eat on like he has not

bob
11-26-2003, 05:41 AM
But then the IRS agents came and Ralph didn't have his Tax money because he had spent it on food

prodigy_nl
11-26-2003, 06:01 AM
so they arrest himand trow him in prison

bob
11-26-2003, 06:05 AM
So he played Skillet and broke the walls down

prodigy_nl
11-26-2003, 06:08 AM
and he runs for safety to the nearest Burger King (ok.. ok... to get something to eat)

bob
11-26-2003, 06:17 AM
He found out Burger King doesn't make Egg McMuffins

prodigy_nl
11-26-2003, 06:19 AM
so he starts a big figth at the Burger King

bob
11-26-2003, 06:23 AM
And he buys it with money that doesnt exsist

bluenote
11-26-2003, 06:27 AM
The burgerfrier looks at the money, to his horror he finds out it doesn't exsist. "help! the aliens have come!" he shouts.

skillets_alien
11-26-2003, 01:13 PM
All of the customers in Burger King gasped and started freaking out.

pachanga
11-26-2003, 07:02 PM
All the local news reporters & stations come down!...

bob
11-30-2003, 01:04 PM
Then the X-Files people came and a CD player in the back yells "ITS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED!!!" And a guitar solo starts...

pachanga
11-30-2003, 01:22 PM
& then the X-Files ppl & everyone else except for Skillet panheads run out of the building...

bob
11-30-2003, 01:25 PM
And the panheads stole all the food behind the counter and ate it... Bob then apologized for it on TV and went to a Skillet concert...

airguitarrockin
11-30-2003, 03:28 PM
the FBI saw Bob on tv adn went after him..

bob
12-04-2003, 01:47 PM
So Bob went to his house on Mars and hid there...

airguitarrockin
12-05-2003, 08:13 AM
but he got lost adn ended up on pluto

bob
12-05-2003, 08:38 AM
where he built another house...

airguitarrockin
12-05-2003, 09:00 AM
and promptly got frostbite ccuz it's so cold

bob
12-05-2003, 09:03 AM
So Skillet came and played and broke the planet apart from playing so loud...

airguitarrockin
12-05-2003, 09:46 AM
this sent little random pieces of pluto flying through the atmopshere!

bob
12-05-2003, 09:51 AM
Skillet felt sorry for blowing Bob's home into itsy bitsy pieces so they let him go on tour with them...

airguitarrockin
12-05-2003, 09:54 AM
Bob was put in charge of the mosh pit

bob
12-05-2003, 09:57 AM
Which he made 10 times better... ;D

prodigy_nl
12-06-2003, 06:20 AM
but the fbi found Bob

bob
12-06-2003, 08:45 AM
But they let him go after he started a Mosh Pit in the court and everyone thought it was cool....

bob
12-24-2003, 07:21 PM
So bob moved to Mars...

thalia
12-24-2003, 07:52 PM
and met some cool alien dudes whose fav song was...

spotty_poo
12-24-2003, 07:52 PM
but continued mosh pitting at every skillet concert...

pachanga
12-24-2003, 08:54 PM
my obsession & thats all they ever played on their radio stations...

ashenkashea
12-24-2003, 09:17 PM
they all became obsessed with pink flamingos

bob
12-25-2003, 05:51 AM
so they stole all the pink flamingos from Earth which...

kittygirl
12-25-2003, 08:23 AM
caused a worldwide invasion of pink flamingo stealers who...

spotty_poo
12-25-2003, 12:33 PM
trained the pink flamingos to mosh pit to skillet...

kittygirl
12-25-2003, 12:44 PM
and take OVER THE WORLD!!
Then they....

spotty_poo
12-25-2003, 12:58 PM
unleashed the flamingos durring a skillet concert...

kittygirl
12-25-2003, 01:03 PM
And the flamingos broke Ben's guitar string.
Ben....

spotty_poo
12-25-2003, 01:07 PM
stoped playing and hit the flamingo over the heag with his guitar. then all the panheads got mad and...

kittygirl
12-25-2003, 01:15 PM
BLEW UP the flamingos.
The people who unleashed the flamingos...

pachanga
12-25-2003, 01:18 PM
were furious! so they unplugged Skillet's sound. Skillet's sound guys...

spotty_poo
12-25-2003, 01:20 PM
tried to blow up the panheads for killing their presious flamingos...

pachanga
12-25-2003, 01:22 PM
but the panheads were already moshing so hard that they just decided to get outta there & try & find some more flamingos...

bob
12-25-2003, 05:27 PM
so they went to Antarctica and found...

pachanga
12-25-2003, 06:16 PM
this strange species called the penguin...

bob
12-26-2003, 08:32 AM
they made friends with the penguins and went to...

thalia
12-26-2003, 10:29 AM
...Antartica, where the penguins are from. The penguins showed them around and then they...

drummer_chick
12-26-2003, 11:01 AM
they went to the X-box and started to play Halo

kittygirl
12-27-2003, 10:31 AM
Then they got tired of that.
They....

drummer_chick
12-27-2003, 10:52 AM
they......ate some pizza

kittygirl
12-27-2003, 10:53 AM
which was good.
But....

drummer_chick
12-27-2003, 11:10 AM
had no chesse .. so they

kittygirl
12-27-2003, 11:19 AM
Decided to get some from the store.
At the store...

pixeedust
12-27-2003, 11:19 AM
went to the store. Suddenly out of no where,

kittygirl
12-27-2003, 11:36 AM
Came a llama.
The llama said...

bob
12-27-2003, 03:29 PM
The llama asked for a Pepsi so they...

pachanga
12-27-2003, 04:07 PM
gave him a coke thinking he wouldnt know the diff but the llama...

bob
12-27-2003, 04:09 PM
made a lawsuit

spotty_poo
12-27-2003, 04:14 PM
for endless amounts of pepsi to be givin to him for free...

bob
12-27-2003, 04:17 PM
and he ended up winning...

spotty_poo
12-27-2003, 04:19 PM
and the llama's name was george...george got a lot of pepsi from his lawsuit...

pachanga
12-27-2003, 04:20 PM
the penguins & their new found friends just left to...

bob
12-27-2003, 04:26 PM
China...

pachanga
12-27-2003, 04:33 PM
where they went looking for a kool rawk band but...

spotty_poo
12-27-2003, 04:40 PM
they couldn't find any cooler then skillet...

pachanga
12-27-2003, 04:55 PM
so they decided to head to Europe in time for their European tour...

kittygirl
12-28-2003, 08:54 AM
But only a few people in Europe besides England could understand them.
So they.....

bob
12-28-2003, 11:13 AM
went to Austrailia and...

rockchick_panhead
12-28-2003, 11:22 AM
...started a band of their own called......

bob
12-28-2003, 12:45 PM
Skillet's Shadow...

spotty_poo
12-28-2003, 05:53 PM
but people thought they were coping off of skillet so they renamed the band nitendo...

kittygirl
12-29-2003, 09:51 AM
And a bunch of video game freaks came to their concerts thinking it was a video game convention.
They were very dissapointed because it was REAL music instead of computer generated music.
So they.....

bob
12-29-2003, 10:10 AM
hacked into the sound system and...

kittygirl
12-29-2003, 10:12 AM
tryied to play video games on it.
But they got shocked instead.
So they....

bob
12-29-2003, 10:13 AM
went to Wal Mart to get...

kittygirl
12-29-2003, 10:23 AM
...a computer so they could hack into the sound system and force THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE to play video games.
Which caused.....

bob
12-29-2003, 10:30 AM
the penguins to get angry, so the penguins...

kittygirl
12-29-2003, 10:32 AM
made a pact to band together, and destroy every video game system in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!
Which in turn caused the video game freaks to....

bob
12-29-2003, 10:38 AM
run to Mars where they disturbed Bobs sleep and Bob...

spotty_poo
12-30-2003, 08:49 AM
got so angry that he destroyed their game boys...

pachanga
12-30-2003, 12:18 PM
then the game freaks were furious! so they...

buckus
12-30-2003, 04:49 PM
put on pink dresses, held hands and skipped...

cherrypanhead
12-30-2003, 04:51 PM
down to the mall, where they promptly bought themselves some useless objects and....

buckus
12-30-2003, 04:52 PM
stuck them up thier noses

cherrypanhead
12-30-2003, 04:54 PM
But that got uncomfortable after a while, so they blew all the junk out of their noses and decided to...

kittygirl
12-30-2003, 05:08 PM
buy some stocks in Kleenex.
They...

spotty_poo
01-01-2004, 08:36 AM
used all the money from their kleenex stock to make a new video game system...

kittygirl
01-01-2004, 11:36 AM
called "THE UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROLER" system.
They...

pachanga
01-01-2004, 12:07 PM
tried to stop everyone from listening to Skillet and to make them only play nintendo systems all day long...

thalia
01-02-2004, 10:16 AM
...but it didn't really work, so...

pachanga
01-02-2004, 12:06 PM
they decided to attend a Skillet concert just to see what all the "hype" is about.

spotty_poo
01-02-2004, 04:00 PM
and they fell in love with skillet and felt really bad about the "Universal Remote Control"...

angelo
01-02-2004, 05:38 PM
So then they had a Universal Remote Control re-call...

airguitarrockin
01-03-2004, 08:25 AM
however, they had nowhere to put the now-defunct URCs, so they built a.....

thalia
01-03-2004, 10:20 AM
...spaceship to fly to the moon so they could...

pachanga
01-03-2004, 11:11 AM
dispose of all the URC's...

airguitarrockin
01-03-2004, 01:03 PM
however, the weight of the URCs threw the moon out of orbit, sending it hurtling towards Mars

pachanga
01-03-2004, 05:41 PM
& that was where bob lived so bob...

rockchick_panhead
01-03-2004, 06:00 PM
bob becomes a super hero and...

pachanga
01-03-2004, 06:06 PM
so bob flew back to earth...

airguitarrockin
01-03-2004, 08:25 PM
forgot to put the moon back, leaving it zooming towards outter space!!! :o

kittygirl
01-11-2004, 11:41 AM
It bounced off the sun, then went back into its normal orbit.
The Panheads were....

airguitarrockin
01-11-2004, 08:04 PM
stunned that it didnt' burn up in the sun... the reason for this was....

eowyn
01-11-2004, 08:12 PM
some very long and complicated reason that neither you nor I can fathom, so shrugging their shoulders they began to sing a hobbit song...however...

bob
01-14-2004, 04:18 PM
Sauron came and stole the ring from Bob, who...

spotty_poo
01-15-2004, 05:09 PM
tried to steal it back but...

kittygirl
01-15-2004, 05:13 PM
Farted in his general direction.
Sauron...

middlearth
01-15-2004, 10:56 PM
Ran away screaming and dropped the ring, so Bob picked it up and...

bob
02-03-2004, 10:22 AM
killed the Orcs and ran to...

dyingalive
02-07-2004, 07:05 PM
to the bathroom...

strangeblueangel
02-09-2004, 01:00 PM
and flushed it down the toilet!

bob
02-09-2004, 01:11 PM
Than he realized he needed it and jumped into the septic tank and...

airguitarrockin
02-11-2004, 07:21 PM
promptly drowned.

Johnnypr7
03-14-2004, 06:12 PM
Then Frodo came and gave him mouth to mouth resucitation but...

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Read the Bible and pray everyday.

ashenkashea
03-14-2004, 09:39 PM
it didn't work because the stinch suffocated Frodo......

jesuslover
03-15-2004, 07:56 PM
but thankfully frodo survived and pray to God and had the strength to endure the smell....

mysterious-wave
03-23-2004, 12:41 PM
And Frodo ran out of the room to fetch Gollum and Gollum...

guitarman
03-23-2004, 01:07 PM
gollum could stand the stinch and gave mouth to mouth too bob...

mysterious-wave
03-23-2004, 03:20 PM
But after a while, Gollum grew tired...

guitarman
03-23-2004, 07:12 PM
and they both died.